I can and WILL lewd every Pokémon!
>i'm such a degenerate, i'll fuck anything and everything!>posts a humanoid pokemon with exaggerated feminine features and huge titsdaring today, aren't we
>>59223818Yes, we know you are trans. Just ACK! already and be done with it.
>>59223827EVERY ONE
>>59223818why humanize them, they're more sexy if they look like real mons (giving them tits is ok)>>59223827I don't claim this guy, real pokefuckers love the mons for who they are.
Yeah yeah...Lewd a Porygon and keep it on-model. Then I'll be impressed.
Only counts if vanilla and on model, getting mad means youre a porn poser, which is concerning.
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Adding genitalia makes it off model btw, you must use your imagination or it is fraudulent, fact.
>>59223874So I shouldn't do this then?
>>59223874how did mew give birth? how did that dude impregnate octillery? how did typhlosion impregnate a human? the genitals are implied in lore.
>>59223882Well, no. Its good to be normal and not want to fuck pokemon, so you're on the right track.
>>59223896Pokemon.... well, they're... null. Lore based.
>>59223818based
>>59223874That's not how it works, a lot of animals have their genitals concealed in their body, doesn't mean they don't have 'em. It's like saying humans don't have genitals because they're hidden under clothes.
Even this one? Keep in mind this old ass fish is still a fish so you'd be squatting over in a spawning pool and cumming on some eggs.
https://x.com/Picturd1/status/2049192173816476038/photo/1 reminder that this is what would happen to all of you if you were actually in pokemon world because you'd all try to get op mons early and realize it's not like the game
>>59224106jesus fucking christ you faggots have exceptionally fucking dogshit taste
>>59223854Consider the following
>>59224110Picturd is kino thougheverbeit
When yellow was out, I bought a magazine with big pictures of charmander, squirtle and bulbsaur. I literally ruined the pictures by rubbing my dick on them to fap, wishing I could give my cock to the kanto starters. I didn't even knew people drawn actual porn of them. I also hhave a Lugia poster which is ruined in the same way.
>>59224124Thank god you stopped, it's bad to be this way.
>>59224127Stopped only because there is lots of good porn. So I can just search for it in e621, good sir.
"every" includes this one, right? No? Yeah I guess that makes sense.
>>59223896With their mouth dummy. Didn't you learn anything in sex ed?
You don't mean this one.
>>59223896>how did mew give birth? It wasn’t literal birth. >how did that dude impregnate octillery? >how did typhlosion impregnate a human Shitposts by somehow sabotaging Pokémon they hate don’t count
You probably mean this one though, though drawn poorly.
>>59224194>It doesn't count because I don't like itButtblasted typedo spotted.
>>59224201>it counts because it just does ok!!!!Get game freak’s dick out of your mouth, shill
>>59224216Then nothing is canon, because GF made everyhing about pokemon. Stupid cuck.
So what I think we've accepted is that when OP says "every" he means "5% of"! Phew, glad we learned something today.
>>59224220Every single spinoff respects and understands Pokémon more than lame freak anyway
>>59224303Stop replying, schizo.
>>59224306Stop being sex repulsed just because you were molested by your uncle
>>59223829/thread
>>59225996Not an argument. You either like GF's world and lore, or you are a demented schizo. Fuck off.
>>59223829hey y'know that most of us aren't cumbrained goblins, right?
post wormadam lewds then big boy
>>59226003Shut up retard. [does the curled hand chest tap] "DURR DURR I'M WETODDED" That's you, down's syndrome retard.
>>59226023You are so fucking stupid. Go molest your parents for attention.
>>59226013OP didn't mean "every pokemon", he meant "every pokemon that looks like a human, also it needs to be more human, but not human enough that I can no longer pretend it isn't human anymore" I think. I don't know why anyone would ever say that.
>>59223874yeah because kids shows always draw fat cocks onto animals to stay on model. retard
>>59226009Fuck off puriteen
>>59226220I'm still interested in some lewd things, but not to the levels of OP.
>>59226228"cumbrains" is a meme. I come here to have fun, and get away from being normal outside. That's why you only see me horny posting here. But I am not justinrpg when I am not posting here. Come on, buddy.
>>59226236can't argue with that ngl. but wouldn't a red board like /trash/ be better?
>>59226239not him but trash is gross and gay
>>59226239The fetishists here, despite posting the exact same shit as /trash/, think they're above /trash/. It really is gross how they act.
>>59223844I could do with a vacation from this shithole
>>59226248I dunno. if you delete and/or hide all the threads based around NTR, fetishizing entire races, and general noncery, /trash/ is pretty nice c:>>59226259most of it is /b/ worthy, sadly, the creeps -.-
>>59226288you'd have to automate it. you'd be left with like two threads
>>59223818Female Ceruledge is underrated.
>>59226013>female only species>cute albeit unappreciated design>eyelashesWormadam is far from unlewdable, it’s just that hardly anyone is courageous enough to lewd it.>>59226236Dangerously based?
>>59227394I'd rather lewd Mothim, but you didn't hear that from me.
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>>59223831Hatterene is way hotter as a tiny little sex imp in a big dress than as another generic big titty bimbomon
>>59227345>underratedOverrated*. It should've been a Gallade clone, but no, it's just another Gardevoir clone for the seventeenth time.
