Long time Pokémon fan here. I have been gooning to Gardevoir, Vaporeon and Lopunny on Rule 34 ever since i was 12 and later on Pheromosa, Tsareena and Mewscarada.Pokémon has truly always been a major part of my life and I must have spend tens of thousands of hours on rule 34 gooning to all my favourite Pokémon.However I have never actually played a Pokémon game in my life until I recently found this game for cheap at a local house clearance and I said fuck it it's Pokémon and it's cheap so I bought it.But the game fucking sucked. It started with some dumb test like in school which I guess questioned Pokémon trivia but I didn't care so I just mashed through it.Then I could finally pick my Pokémon but the selection was super limited and there were no Vaporeon, Lopunny or Gardevoir but only dumb shit like Phanpy, Skitty and Mudkip that I recognised from some porn but was generally not interested in. This must have been forershadowing about how shit the game would be. I ended up picking Eevee because she was the only one who I recognised from the porn. Then there was a really boring sequnence where you had to mash through a whole bunch of meaningless text bubbles before you actually started to play the game. Koffing and Zubat appeared, which disappointed me because they were even less hot and commonly featured in porn than Eevee and they stole Eevees rock and ran into some cave. I was disappointed that it wasn't a stone dildo but just some random actual rock. So Eevee and some random other Pokémon went into the cave. Npow after probably playing the game for 10 minutes, I thought that I could finally have some gameplay and not just mash through text boxes and quizzes, but it turns out that the gameplay was even worse than the shit with the text boxes.
First, I actually had to play as the random Pokémon from the beach and not Eevee that I chose which was really annoying. The game appeared to have been some sort of character action game where you move around the cave and you attack enemy Pokémon by pressing A. However the game was really janky and my inputs didn't register half of the time which made it impossible for me to dodge the enemy Pokémons attacks. To top it off, the game kept being interrupted by random text boxes that I had to mash away again like at the start. In the end because I couldn't really dodge the attacks, I ended up just walking up to the enemy Pokémons and mashing A to beat them up, however trading blows like that I kept getting damaged and died and got sent back to the beach where I had to try again. I spent the next 3 hours trying to figure out the game and how I can fight the enemies without getting hit when I finally reached a staircase. I thought the staircase would lead me to the end and I won the game, but it just lead me to another floor in the cave and I died again, so I quit the game.I didn't encounter Vaporeon, Gardevoir or Lopunny a single time in the game which was disappointing.I threw the cardridge into a garbage bin because this game was utter garbage.Are all Pokémon games this shit, poorly coded and janky or is this game just an outlayer and the other games are actually better?
>>59226068This baited me
>>59226068>I have been gooning to Gardevoir, Vaporeon and Lopunny on Rule 34 ever since i was 12 and later on Pheromosa, Tsareena and Mewscarada.BASED
>>59226068>>59226070hilarious, thank you
>>59226070Lopunny is somewhere in that cartridge bro, get it out and keep trying. I believe in you.
>>59226068> Are all Pokémon games this shit, poorly coded and janky Yes
>>59226068There's a reason IGN rated it as one of the worst Pokemon games of all time.
>>59226068>gooning is the new vernacular for fappingWe arent going to make it as a species, are we...
