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Brownoid thread
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>>59233378
She likes masculine and buff men, btw.
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>>59233426
she likes child shit like playing and drawing. Boys don't interest her... because she's too young!
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>>59233478
"Boys don't interest her... because she's too young!"

I'll just leave this here from the last Lana thread....

>Mastersex:

>"Whatever is kicking up such lovely splashes must be rather big... A strapping young Swimmer, perhaps?"
>"Hmm. How unfortunate. It wasn't a strapping young Swimmer after all..."
>"Maybe, just maybe, we'll be lucky enough to find a spry young Swimmer floundering in the water and in need of saving!"
>"Are you a strapping young Swimmer, perhaps?"
>"I hope you'll get to reel in a strapping young Swimmer or a fine Pokémon."
>"I saw some incredible splashes in the sea. They must have been made by a strapping young swimmer."
>"Good idea! I wonder if there'll be any strapping young swimmers!"
>"Maybe I should try reeling in a strapping young swimmer instead."

Here's her teasing:
>"With this, I'll have you hooked in no time! *chuckle* Just kidding."
>"This is actually a legendary fishing rod that's been passed down...heh. Just kidding."
>"Just kidding! You took the bait, didn't you!"
>"The best part of a joke is when you surprise someone. The look on their face is priceless. Got any jokes for me, <player>?"

In Sun/Moon:
>Brooklet Hill... Within it lies the Legendary Pokémon said to be the embodiment of the sea itself... the mighty Kyogre."
>"It was only a joke, <player>... You're rather trusting, aren't you?"

>By the way... Did you know I once reeled in a red Gyarados?" "Well, what do you think?"

In USUM:
>"Why should we stop at a Pokémon League? We should also make a Fishing League! Of course I, Lana, would be the first ever Champion in such a league! Hee… Would you believe that?"

This line is just funny to me
>Let's all be getting back home. But I will not be carrying you! You can walk on your own two feet. What else do you think you have feet for?"

Safe to say, she REALLY likes boys, and teasing them too.
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>>59233478
Tell me you didn't play the game without telling me you didn't play the game.

Contrary to popular belief, people can feel lust before the age of 18.
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>>59233478
Have you even played the Alola games?
She thirsts for hot seamen.
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>>59234787
exactly, I felt lust at 9
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>>59234841
I lusted around 7. ah, those were the good ol days...
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>>59234855
Think she grows up looking like her mom?
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>>59234887
obviously. something like pic related would be nice~
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>>59235053
Irresistibly cute.

If this excites anything other than your paternal instincts, there is something wrong with you.
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>>59233378
Why would anyone fill a malasada with backpacks
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>>59233478
go back
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>>59234566
I work out so that one day I can manhandle my own Lana.
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>>59233426
it will never not be weird to me how many porn addicts draw their self insert looking nothing like them.
at least the femboy type try to achieve their look, the average guy into buff dudes in his cartoon porn has never stepped into the gym outside of a pokemon game. its basically cuck porn to him.
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I love my wife
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>>59233378
>bf
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>>59241353
You gotta be careful around Pokegays they're really sneaky in this community
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>>59241353
its a typo



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