I suddenly don't want to jack off to this character anymore...
>>59233887Okay faggot.
>>59233887>10 years old>with that big of a rackyeah, no, her “age” is meaningless
anal with May
>>59233887Pokémon is age inaccurate, she's like 14 to 15, definitely mid puberty.
>>59233989Hi, I'm from Google. I looked up "mental gymnastics" and it brought me to this tweet
>>59234005No, you're just mentally ill because you fail to separate reality from fiction. May is not a real person. May is a drawing. May is literally an object meant to be objectified, just like any other fictional character.You are mentally unwell and should seek medication for your dissociative disorder immediately, as you have become unable to tell what is real and what is fiction.
>>59233989yeah it was stated in the leaks they just state them as 10
>>59234017she's not going to fuck you, bro
>>59234025Obviously, because she’s not real, retard. Get help.
>>59234034what therapist do I need to see to start saying "she's actually 15, bro"?
>>59233887Why not? The USA basically made Pedophilia legal by refusing to do anything about the pedos in government. Surely whacking it to a cartoon isn't somehow worse.
>>59234040I hate society. Like really hate society. The Epstein files were a test to determine whether we should continue existing as a country. We fucking failed.
>>59233926May will always be one of my favorites!
>>59234018None of the pokemon protags in the games have been 10 years old outside of Red, and Juliana/Florian. Everyone else is designed to be 12-15.It's only in the Anime where everyone is 10 due to Ash (To the point they had to redesign Serena to look younger)
>>59233887I suddenly want to jack off to this character from now on...
>>59234647Red is 11 according to the Japanese Gen I manualsLeaf in FRLG is presumably the same by extensionBrendan and May are 12 according to the Teraleak for RS and ORASLucas and Dawn are 14 according to the Teraleak, but their profiles also state things that don't match up with their final designs so that's a good indicator to take all of these as preliminary profiles created at the outset as a way of starting a character design rather than definitive finalized information. Whether such finalized profiles even exist is a mystery.Hilbert and Hilda were initially designed as 16 but eventually decided upon as 14.Calem and Serena are 16 according to the Teraleak (once again using preliminary documents that describe Trevor as Tierno's younger brother)Elio and Selene are 11 as a reference to Gen IRei and Akari are stated in PLA to look around 15Some of the other ages were given but I don't remember. The anime just uses a simple 10 years old for Ash and his female game protagonist traveling companions, and aging down Ash from Red was likely done because the target demographic for the anime was likely a bit younger than 11 years old.
>>59234687*Lucas and Dawn are 12My bad, how did I fuck that up
>>59234430You have the moral high ground now from now on. There is no act defensible against these clowns. If they like to think that they are above the law then you are too. Remember that.
>>59233887I suddenly want to jack off to her even more
