Pokemon are our lovers, mothers, sisters, cousins, and daughters. Pokemon should be considered equal to humans and share our tables and beds.
>>59234127This is true.
These threads literally only get replies when someone correctly points out that you fellas shouldn't, and thankfully don't actually feel this way.
>>59234998Wrong
>>59234127Shit thread, where are the tits in the op image?>>59234998Dont forget the tits.
>>59235092Seeing how the thread was on page 9 before that, yes, actually like usual.... Correct.
>>59235110There's one or two posters who always protest and they do add to the size of the thread but they're not the only thing keeping them alive. >don't actually feel this way Also wrong btw
>posted it again
You owe your female pokemon sex.
>>59235392>your female pokemonI don't have any because I am not a degenerate FAGGOT!
>>59235397You don't have any precisely because you are a flaming homosexual, thoughbeit.
>>59235397kinda gay ngl
>>59235416>>59235435Look at the little worms projecting their putrid degeneracy on me.
>>59235441The way you formulated that post made you sound really gay, what can I say?
>>59235441>no u
>>59235484Double no u, bitch!
>>59235397have all the feminine pokemon but male only
>>59235392They have needs too, after all.
>>59234998cope alolatales
>>59237270Ninetales would make great romantic partners. think about it.
>>59237270
>59234998>59235441>t. raped by xer pastor
>>59237301>cordtroon can't even reply properlykekku
What's legitimately hilarious is based on EVERYTHING we've gleaned from Game Freak both officially and unofficially regarding the subject, it's clear the strongest trainers in-series are ALSO ones almost-assuredly having romantic relationships with their 'mons.>Arceus made both pokémon and humans>Arceus created both to be less on their own compared to both working together>the deeper a bond between a human and their pokémon, the greater potential in battle the pokémon reaches (from shrugging off status effects to no-selling otherwise KO hits to continue to fight)>people still don't understand in top-level Pokémon league battles, a trainer who does not or will not go that far in their relationships will invariably fail to ever win the highest competitions
>>59237536>I have to plap my Ferrothorn daily just to have a chance at the Pokemon league
>>59237270Even when I stopped replying to prove this thread wrong, this is STILL the only thing keeping this fraudulent thread alive.
>>59237554Yep. Better get to it, aint gonna fuck itself. Chop-chop.
>>59234127I like how the delphox has a big mouth and tongue. I want to be near a big mouth and tongue. I want this pokemon to hug me with her mouth close to me.
>>59238392based. maws are hot but nobody wants to admit this
>>59237733Fine. I'll do it with the rocky helmet on too cause I'm not a coward.
>>59234127Well they are. They just choose to live like primitives. Calling them animals is just goddamn insulting.
>>59237536Wasn't there a story about Arceus herself falling in love with a human or something?
>>59238472yep
>>59238408This is something an incredibly powerful person would say
>>59238472Several versions of it, yeah (that's what I'd meant by "unofficially, it was in Teraleak but not put wholesale into the games).
>>59238472That was cut content, they decided against it as it was immoral and wrong.
Arceus intended for humans and Pokemon to battle and fuck
>>59239952Now this is some prime grade A cope
>>59240852prove it wrong thenprotip: you can't
>>59234127I like it when they're drawn with teeth like that
>>59240858Burden of evidence lies on the person asserting the claim
>>59240898it's in the leaks. it got cut and hidden. that is evidence that speaks for itself, you're free to prove otherwiseprotip: you can't
>>59240858Just because they didn't put all the horny details in does not mean it was wholly cut faggot. Means they know how to work around a pre-teen audience limitation, enough to make puritanical third worlders shit their pants and change the text to their own ends.
>>59240852It's "cope" that saved your thread, again. You guys cannot keep a thread alive, wow!
>>59240928Prove that it was removed because it was "immoral and wrong", or is that just something you made up in your head?
>>59240402Just to fuckHumans made them into tools of war.
>>59237554>>59237536>your pokemon endures a 1HKO type-disadvantage and follows up with a crit kill, because she wants you to stuff her turkey later
