He's always smiling for some reason
>>59234358>He
>>59234358Where do you get these?Can I get pone for below 40$?I don't want to be a consoomer and give Gamefreak my money but I would love to have my favourites as plushies.
I wish I could buy some Pokémons off Etsy, even if they will cost more there, but I can't use Etsy sadly.
>>59234375if you're in the US or UK or similar, you could try sites like suruga-ya or the official pokemon website, and they shouldn't run you more than like £10 for a sitting cuties/FIT line plushie!
>>59234375Mum bought mine when she was in Japan 2 weeks ago. It was actually quite cheap - 2600 yen so like 17 usd
>>59234409Living in japan certainly has its perks.>>59234391I think I will check my options later.I have enough disposable income to pay 60$+ on a plushie but I really don't want to support Gamefreak or TÜPC with my money too much.
>>59234414in that case, suruga-ya will be your best bet c:it's a big company that mainly deals in second-hand stuff. check em out at https://suruga-ya.com, they're great, they have free shipping every saturday-wednesday c:
>>59234358I would whip him with my whip and paddle and pretend in my imagination he is a real Sylveon that can actually feel things.
>>59234375>I don't want to be a consoomer but I would love to have my favourites as plushies."I don't want to be gay, but I would love to suck my best friend off"
I'm >>59234445 's best friend btw
>>59234460Next time you meet him, can you beat his head in with a hammer from me?I would do it myself but I kinda don't know where he lives so it would eb nice if you did so for me.
Allison coded bread
>>59234529Who is he?
I found some cute plushies on Amazon.I do have the cash to afford them but that would be CONSOOOMING and supporting Gamefreak so I really need to think abouzt if it is worth it.
>>59234878by complete accident I am currently /vp/'s resident trans girl, but I'm existing here not awfully, so it could be a lot worse! c:
>>59235166lets have sex
>>59235172uhhhhhh no thank you.
>>59235182i want 2 see ur boobies
why is there a troon talking to himself
>>59235341Sadly, troons like plushies too, but not because they are cute and cuddly and look great, but because because they enjoy raping them.
>>59234360Gaaaay>>59235166No you aren't. You're not a "girl" anywhere. >>59235341It makes him feel special and wanted.
>>59234358What I don't get is that besides the Eeveelutions, most of the plushies are NFE forms.Personally, I always see the NFE forms as the underage not fully developed forms while the final evos are the grown up adult stage of the Pokémon.
>>59234409
>>59236675fat
>>59236675I am thinking about buying Leafeon and Sylveon.They are cheap, fully evolved and look high quality.
>>59234358*headpats*
Why is Sylveon so happy all the time?
>>59234358That's a smile you need to protect
>>59235420what is gay
>>59234358>>59234082>side by side page 1 Epstein-eevee threadsDiscord subhuman genocide soon tm
>>59241090Complaining because someone has decided that their own stuffed animal is male. >>59241099Cope and sneed
>>59240271Sylveon is an obligate carnivore, and looking cute and happy is a great way of luring prey within striking distance.
>59241099/ef/ has been a thing since before you false-flagging Discord troons even existed.
59241148>discord toon projecting>implying that implying that implying thatYou severely need to slit your wrists
>>59241156butthurt over pink dog award
>>59241156get shot dead for bringing back chapjeet
Consoom this overpriced product yes or no?
>>59242466how much is it
>59243570Chapjeet is evading after her wipe mods
OP here. What should I name him? Any ideas?
>>5924413740€But the fabric isn't that high quality, especially for the price so idk.It's a more stiff fabric with very short fur and it's tiny.I am guessing it is meant as a display piece, not a cuddle buddy which is fair.
>>59244907Caspian
>>59244907Gancanagh
>>59244907Sylveon names I like:Tentacle beastTentaclesBulk BoganMike HaggarSuplexRibbon dog
>>59247664Schizo
>>59234358Using a troon platform like discord does make one useless and retarded automatically, but not as much as being from the kind of "country" that cries about these threads
>>59251710>>57672400 I can't even remember if I made this post or someone else. It's certainly my style of shitposting.
>chapjeet keeps coming back even after a wipeMake it less obvious
>>59252604this guy feels like the reincarnation of the barney anon.
>>59234358Must be an even more based thread thenCan you guess which platform will always cry for the truth to get covered up again which will only make the thread last even longer?https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/username/Sage/And can you guess which ESL shAARtyjeet is the only one trying to cover up where anything that ever cries about bumping comes from which is why that thing got bordered to go around begging everyone else to come from that thing's own "country" again?https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/57671385/#57672400
>>59253533Please stop.
I guess the days of this thread being cute and cozy are numbered.R.I.P. thread
>>59253536>>59254719Almost every thread with Eeveelutions in the OP pic is doomed to be taken over by him, and if anyone complains he will just come back. He has a tendency to artificially keep threads alive for as long as humanly possible, bumping from page 10 with cheap, short replies.
>>59254792I may remake this exact same thread again when I decide to buy my own Sylveon Plushie.
Took this pic with my Canon Powershot v1. Does it look better than my phone's pic >>59234358or is there no discernible difference?>>59247675I settled for "Fairy Poppins"
>>59255615>I settled for "Fairy Poppins"Make him a cute little parasol or buy one if you can't make one.
>>59234375that's textbook consoomerism, anon
>Want to buy plushie>Don't have a bank account>No idea how "paypal" worksWhat do?
>>59256843buy with cash
>>59256844Can't buy online with cash.
>>59256976Buy a prepaid gift card with cash...
Fuck it, I'll bump
>>59234358I hope you've been treating him well!
>>59234358Your plush toy is cute!
>>59262464We speak English here.
>>59259402Bump, I'll fuck it
>>59255615The OP pic generally looks like it has better lighting, but I have no way of knowing if that's a product of the camera or of the environment.
Stfu chapjeet
>>59257029smart
>>59256843>have paypal account only because of the amazon lawsuit so I could get $51>"we noticed le suspicious activity so give us your photo ID and SSN, goy"I don't worship Remphan so fuck you.
>>59266392If only they had Pokémon gift cards anywhere in germany.I guess in Japan this tactic works, but in Japan you can also buy all that stuff at physical stores anyways.
I don't like Sylveon.
>>59267564Do you type using your mouths or wings, Hydreigon?
>>59234358Must be an even more based thread now that the usual ESL's gonna get ordered to stop trying to scrape together the last few scraps of broken "English" that thing can scavenge from the dumpster againCan you guess which platform will always cry for the truth to get covered up again which will only make the thread last even longer?https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/username/Sage/And can you guess which ESL shAARtyjeet is the only one trying to cover up where anything that ever cries about bumping comes from which is why that thing got ordered to go around begging everyone else to come from that thing's own "country" again?https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/57671385/#57672400
>>59266490I remember when they hit me with that nonsense and then they permanently locked my account as soon as I gave them my ID. Paypal sucks.
>>59269293deserved for giving your ID
>>59269293>then they permanently locked my account as soon as I gave them my IDSo there's a chance that I'd get jewed out of that $51?OFC>>59269209>that the usual ESL's gonna get orderedSays the ESL
>>59271110Shut up!
The next post is from a pedophile FYI.
>>59274011So you admitted to being a pedophile huh?The Fool
>chapjeet hates furries >being a pedo is fine tho Lol
>>59274068Selective morality.It's not exclusive to the internet and has many IRL examples.
>>59256843Get a bank account. You are an adult, right????????
>>59274838I have no idea how to get a bank account.I also don't want one so hackers can't steal my cash.I may try to figure out how to get a paysafe card though which seems like the only way to buy my plushies.
My mom thought Sylveon was a girl
>>59276963Blind mom.Ur mom might need glasses.
>>59269209Why is this one not being removed?
If I had a Sylveon, I would charge people 5 bucks for Sylveon to use its ribbons to jerk them off while I sit in the cuck chair and watch.
>>59278201i can jerk myself off. i want to stick my dick deep in its butt.
>>59234358Cute plushie
I wish I was transformed into an inanimate plushie and "used" by an obese greasy unwashed neckbeard.
>>59264971Kill this dog
>>59256843>He doesn't have a bank accountYou must be atleast 18 years old to post here
>>59234358Do you sleep with him?
>>59274852Ask your parents to do it for you.
Next poster admits that they raped an infant to death.
bump
>thread's at the bottom of page 10>try to kill it>doesn't die>some dipshit nigger bumps it
kekekekekekek
>>59285934You're welcome
>>59285934Yeah I agree I hate when people do that.
>>59234358what's your new friend's name
>>59285934That’s chapjeet for you
I want to violently rape a Sylveon to death.
>>59234358Should I spend 130€ on a Sylveon Pokémon card at my local mall?Pros:>I have the cash>It's cute>It's Sylveon>It's glittery>+10 egoCons:>It's just cardboard and glitterfoil>It costs fucking 130€>It would make me a basedboy consoomer
>>59288753You can probably get it cheaper on Ebay.
>>59288886Fair point.
>>59288753>130€You are getting robbed.
>>59289201The art was really nice.But don't worry, I decided against buying it.
Should I buy an ETB?
Nice! I thought this thread died.I wonder if I will get my hands on my own Sylveon plushie before the thread dies (unlikely)
>>59290263Did you already order one?
>>59291152No!I need to figure out how to use a debit card ir something like that first, which will take me a while.
>>59292814We all know who you are, Connor.
>>59291533Just ask an AI. It's 2026, anon. AI can give you step by step instructions to almost literally anything.
>>59294964>no punctuation marks>shit grammarConnor is an ESL from India.
>>59295473thanks for bumping dumbass
>>59295481Learn what a "sage" is, newfag.
>>59295827what's that?
>>59295850You want to know how I can tell you're acting like a retard for the sake of it it?
>>59295862yes
>chapjeets posts get longer and more defensive when you say his nameInteresting
>>59296432It's like knowing a demon by its true name.
>>59296976You're obsessed with this thread.
Someone post Umbreon gore to repel the Chapjeet moderator.
>>59234358I have a similar one.
Sex with (male) Sylveon
>>59234358>>59298232What good friends they'd be!
>>59234358Isn't it obvious why he's always smiling? It's because he's happy with his new home and likes you, OP!
