niggas will do anything to catch them all now...
>>59238873What the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>59238873id break free with no shakes.
>>59238873This is fucking cursed.>>59238883You REALLY don't want to know, trust me.
chat which pokemon would you put in this pokeball
>>59238894OP
i don't get the appeal of chastityi engage with pornography and sexuality to cumwhat's the point of not cumming
>>59238883Chasity cage>>59238892So melodramatic lol
>>59238900well if i was a pokemon id be absol...
>>59238901you can still cum in a cage
>>59238905If you touch Absol with your sex shit, I will fucking kill you.Provided he won't kill you first.
>>59238901its a modern day retard fetish. its boring as fuck if you dont have autism, but im asexual so what do i know.
>>59238873Those things are the lamest form of bondage.They are really more of a minor inconvenience and discomfort than an exciting restraint.At least chastity belts have some utility if you fear being raped, but cages won't even help with that. Completely useless bondage item.
>>59238909if i was a pokemon, id be absol.
Ball gags, spreader bars, cuffs, collars and nipple clamps will always be more exciting than chastity shit.
>>59238894chat idk if this ball is gonna work
>>59238914I TF you back into a human, then skin you.
>>59238919if this jit bent his arms up into an arch hed look like a damn cage...
>>59238929using lampent as a cage for your fire type mon
I use the cage to lock it onto the Wigglytuff from PMD EOS.Now it's used up and you can't use it anymore.
>>59238924you wouldnt do shit. you cant even bench your own body weight. absol would descend down to warn you of the forecoming disaster, which is me bending you into a knot like a wetzel pretzel thats been sitting lukewarm in a mall kiosk.
>>59238936Oh look at that tough guy threatening violence over the internet. I am sooo scared right now.lol
>>59238883how old are you?
>>59238939you will not roelplay un-TF me from my cat of darkness insert, all im saying... is if you mess with me, theres going to be TWO kinds of scalpers you gotta deal with next time you line up to buy your toys...
>>59238945I will roleplay shank you into pieces and then cut off your scalp and wear it as a silly hat.
>>59238873Only a master ball could constrain me.
>>59238873Can the jannies delete this shit already?At least post something interesting like a ball gag or spreader bar next time.
>>59238949no you wouldnt, youd make a golfball sized gulp like a loonytoon and look behind you like your parents are calling you home for dinner, meanwhile im standing, towering even, before you with an only mildly amused grin, next to every pokemon character you want to fuck as my enterage (too lazy to look up spelling of that word, do it for me dork.)
>>59238953anon if you want a bdsm thread just go make it nobody is stopping you
>>59238953this is way more interesting than a fucking ball gag becauses its funny, and it works with being "captured"i just saw it online and giggled... this is not a fetish thread, which is why im rp battling this guy right now.
>>59238956Nuh uh!I win the imaginary internet battle because it takes place in my head, so I shank you into pieces and then cut off your scalp.
>>59238963you actually have the fandom theory headspace, whereas mine is cannon. and just so u know: i DO have powerful friends volunteering at quora and fandom.wiki, so if you try to edit any of the existing spreadsheets you will be termanated from the community.
>>59238961>Woah, you can't piss standing anymore how exciting!Chastity cages are useless for bondage. It's a pointlesspiece if plastic.
>>59238971you are unable to see this was posted in a non horny light, because your world is only viewed through a dimming and undimming horny lens.
>>59238970>cannonHoly ESL
>>59238873I thought this was an attachment to a fishing pole spool at first. I wish I still thought that and didn't read the posts below.
>>59238978Established Swag Languistiq
>>59238980Bitch, I will load you into a cannon and launch you into the sun.This is canon by the way.
>>59238983canon is the camera brand, which id know because im pulling it out of my pokemon trainer satchel after dunking you 'do-first into the toilet.*click*even your rotomdex LMAOs at u.
>>59238953You want to delete the thread with a tabboo image, and replies full of not porn to what... Make room for the 80th thread with a safe image, and fetish roleplay replies?
>>59238987>canon is the camera brand, which id know because im pulling it out of my pokemon trainer satchel after dunking you 'do-first into the toilet.>*click*>even your rotomdex LMAOs at u.That's in the ESL localised version.In the original english canon lore-accurate version, I shank you into pieces and then cut off your scalp, then load you into a cannon and launch you into the sun.
I farted
I hate that others can do this but if I make a fetish thread I get rangebanned.
>>59239067go to one of the 30 literal porn threads up.
>>59238910>asexuallmao. I remember calling myself that when I was 18
>>59238909OoOooOoooo so dangerous and edgy oooooOoOOooo
>>59239176lol. yeah because you couldnt get pussy, whereas i see all living beings as dying flesh filled with disease withering away and breeding.
>>59239209lol no, Ive still never tried a relationship. also holy shit I hope that second part is a meme
>>59239215You really that surprised you meet shitheads who think like that here? Not as if moot tried to curate the userbase. Motherfucker was too busy collecting all the cp posted to the chins to care.
>>59238941I don't know either and I'm 31
>>59238901a lot of people have turned sexuality into their life style, it isn't about cumming anymore to them, it's about a constant inflow of pleasure to keep their dopamine spiked.
>>59239258That's because you're not part of the cuck and sissy fetish generation (zoomers)
>>59238894Male Gadevoir>>59238883cock cage. People put it on their dick while it's soft and lock it so they can't get hard. It's a femdom and/or sissy thing.
>>59238873I wanna try one of these out, for a friend of course.
