Fuck you FUCK YOU scalpers, I can't find the new pop tars ANYWHERE because of you. I've literally checked every single grocery store in my area, now I'm calling the asian places to see if they have any (they usually have a small selection of western products too). Anyway this is fucking bullshit, anybody else have luck?
>>59239172Quick question: If I wanted to collect these, how would I keep it sealed without the tarts going off?
bro's mad about pop tarts lmfao
>>59239172These aren't even an exclusive flavor. Stop being a retarded consooooooomer and buy something that actually tastes good.
>>59239197>without the tarts going off?I don't think that's feasible. Just eat the darn things or sell them on ebay. Keep the empty box if you want, or not.Easy mode: eat them, and buy more vanilla cupcake-flavor poptarts to put in the box whenever you absolutely must have poptarts in the pokemon poptarts box.
>>59239172It might be time to reconsider your diet. Why in the world are you so desperate for this overpriced, unhealthy and gross trash?
>>59239325Because it's got pokémon on the box and OP is an actual child syringed into an adult's body.
>>59239332Or perhaps OP is just baiting because I refuse to believe somebody can be this much of a manchild good goy. If it it was about the pop tarts he'd just get regular ones. There is already a thread up about scalping but OP needed a new one.
>>59239343>I refuse to believe somebody can be this much of a manchild good goyAnon, we're on the pokémon board on the arsehole of the internet. I hope at least you understand YOU'RE just as fucked in the head as I or any other spastic here on average, even if yon fucker you replied to's powerlevel FAR outstrips our own.Because really what is the point of sitting on this shithole, much less this board if you're nice and wholly mentally intact? Normals don't come here, unless it's during a news cycle and we're still waiting on one of them to start.
>>59239227Or weigh the box and replace the tarts with something that would sound similar and with a similar weight that doesn't rot
>>59239377>fill the box with loose packsgenius actually.
It's the fucking Oreos all over again.ITS JUST FUCKING JUNK FOOD HOUSED IN PACKAGING WITH PREEXISTING CORPORATE ART OF PIKACHU SLAPPED ON IT AND NOT EVEN MERCHANDISE FOR FUCKS SAKE
I saw a ton of them at my target yesterday
>>59239466It was either restocked or the Target is in a place that isn't full of the delulu brought to you by Logan Paul.
>>59239172Damn, my Target had like 20 boxes. Guess I should've picked one up.
>>59239602It's a good idea to pick up anything pokemon branded you see because at this point any pokemon related item is essentially an investment. There truly is no greater cult on earth.
>>59239615Fair. I bought a hoodie for myself yesterday and saw more this morning and picked a second one up to sell.
These aren't even special Pop-Tarts like they did back in the day, they're just the regular confetti cupcake flavor with a yellow rat slapped on the box. Special cards, pins, even the jacket I understand, but how desperate do scalpers think people are to go on to eBay to buy a flavor of Pop-Tarts you can get year-round? I can not wait for the speculator market around PokéMon, and indeed all hobbies of its ilk, to collapse, it will be glorious.
>>59239732>can not wait for the speculator market around PokéMon, and indeed all hobbies of its ilk, to collapse, it will be glorious.I'm betting my life's savings on Polymarket that GTA 6 will come first.so $0
