So you're on vacation in Alola and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do? Oh yeah, he's 5'3" 286 pounds, all muscle, has No Guard, and knows Dynamic Punch.
MY GAMEFREAK, NOOOO!
>>59246481I only go to alola with my gf Tapu Lele and I know Expanding Force
>>59246481Take him to a hotel for a threes one with my girlfriend (male)
>>59246481>throw masterball>put it in the PC>send it to Hillary's serverno more machamp
>>59246481pull out my glock and mag dump him because guns are the great equalizers
>>59246481call an ambulance and the cops, he just killed my GF.
>>59246481>5'3"Fucking manlets, when will they learn?
I want to see that machamp hold that girls limbs with it's four strong arms and fuck her in the air.
>>59246481>inform the local authorities and poke center>have it put down since it attacked my gfStupid pets need to know their place
Are Machamp slaves on the Poké world?>Constantly used for manual labour>Paid nothing>Kept in pokeballs when they aren't being used
>>59246481That's a man in a costume.
>>59246481>5'3"fucking manchamplets
>>59246481>four armsImagine
Apologise to the poor secondary's trainer and explain my Primarina doesn't take shit from uppity manlets and tends to Moonblast first, think later.
>5'3It is no different than the manlets at the gym
what's up Machump?
I slowly turn around as my Slurpuff goes berserk and rapes it to death with Play Rough.
>>59246481>girls would literally rather fuck pokemon than you
>>59246531Pretty sure I've seen a pic of that.
How many alolan hebes do you think get railed by machamp
Call the police, this degenerate is way too open with her pokephilia. Idly wonder why the police officer always smells like Arcanine.
>5"3">55 speedPOKELETSWHENWILLTHEYLEARN?
>>59246512He resists steel. Nice try.
>>59246650I thought we all agreed to call them monlets.
I send out my perfectly IV trained mega mewtwo and OHKO his ass.When will they learn?
>>59246481>all musclewait until he collapses into a vegetative, brainless statescience wins again
>>59246512>Ash backed the fuck away when pistols aimed at him instead of making a le badass anime quoteKWAB
There's no way there's no female and male trainers who are into muscles who wouldn't try to fuck their machamp
>>59246481We'll he's a damn manlet, I'm 6'4" 290 lbs of mainly muscle. I'd sweep his legs, take the fight to the ground and armbar him.
>>59246481>machamp slaps gf's ass>gf bursts into a hundred globs of meatshes dead, why would I bother?
>>59246481Get my Alakazam to OHKO his smug ass
>5'3"literally no one under 6' can ever be considered a sexual threat, even if they're a buff pokemon.It's been scientifically proven that female brains allocate males based on key characteristics, the main one being height.If you are 6 feet or taller you are seen as a potential mate, even if you're ugly.If you are below that threshold the woman's sub-conscious will allocate her relationship with you identically the same as her relationships with any other woman.
>>59246697>literally no one under 6' can ever be considered a sexual threat, even if they're a buff pokemon.A 5'5'' neanderthal would have manhandled most modern-day humans.
>>59246481I engage in heated debate over the social acceptability of smacking someone's girlfriend in the buttocks before politely begging my leave and wishing him a good day.
>>59246481I know this is a joke on people's height and being able to do damage, but let me tell you this; I'm 5'6". And you can pull the "manlet" card, but when it comes down to it, I'll beat your ass.
>>59246799Shut up shorty. At least I can go to a carnival and get on all the rides.
>>59246799>I'll beat your assThat's as high as you can reach.
>>59246697PERSONALITY
>>59246481Im a foot taller and hundred pounds larger, i mog him
>>59246481>5'3"I kick the smol guy in the face lol
>>59246651but he not resistent to the fire!
>>59246799Top kek manlet scumWell done for entertaining your betters
Bring out my alakazam with magic guard, a life orb and psychic, then tell him to use psychic to give the machamp testicular torsion because no one gropes my girlfriend and gets away with it
>>59246481He probably slapped her into the Sun
machamp probably gives the best hugs
>>59248178is that really underwear? Or is Machamp hung like a moose?
>>59248179it's part of his body, it's dark skinbut the belt is manmade
>>59246799>I'll beat your ass.I'll stab u.
>>59246684>forgets Machamp has 4 arms
>>59246799I'll just put you on a countertop and you can't get down
>>59246799Don't worry. That's globally average ;___;
