Do you own a sitting cutie?
I have Silvally
Yes and every time I look at it I feel regret for falling in the CONSOOOM space even that tiny bit. I never buy useless merch and I should've been wiser and resisted the urge.
Yes, I have Forretress and Claydol
>>59247273No, but I own several Pokémon Fit plushies.
>>59247273
I'd REALLY like a Ribombee since its my favorite mon. But I dont think any pokemon store actually delivers to my country so I'm shit out of luck.
>>59247273why does it have a vagina
>>59247273Cleffa c*nny
>>59247391>>59247552>>59247595OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>59247273Ima order this one
>>59247299Plushies aren't useless they protect you from the horrors
>>59247611>aislopSave your money dude
>>59247608
Cute possy
>>59247273>>59247691They killed millions.
>>59247273Jirachi and DurantI'd probably buy more but I live in Europe and Pokemon Center doesn't ship there so I have to fuck around with importing and I'm really not bothered
I have a Lugia, but only because my sister gifted it to me. I prefer big plushies.
>>59247273I hate Sitting Cuties.They are smol. They are not fluffy. May of them look distorted. They are clearly made for cheap mass production and not for maximum quality or even display piece details.Comfy Friends RVLE, BABY!!! They need to make more Comfy Friends because there are far too few of them.
>>59247735Are you lying saying other plushies are good? all plushies made by the pokemon company are cheap and made out of bad materials. Comission one, if you want something worth shit.
>>59247740The default plushis are made as display pieces sadly which is why they are not fluffy and feel like shit. They are buit from stiff fabric for maximum detail accuracy.Sitting cuties are made for cheap and easy mass prioduction.Comfy friends actually have decent quality fluff, even if they are still overpriced.I do not know how to comission plushies. I also don't know how to sew them myself. I could buy a Poképlushie and butcher it for a Sewing patternbut I HATE hurting and slaughtering plushies and it would be a bit of a waste of cash. Plus I still would have to figure out how to do the eyes.
>>59247273the one I want is sold out always :(
>>59247735Sitting cuties are awesome because they're small so you can collect lots without them taking up space, that and they do every mon
>>59247785Yeah these PokeCen niggers need to get it together and find a way to keep them in stock consistently. There's no fucking way they sell 5k plushies immediately at every restock but shit is always sold out. And then it takes them 6+ months to get more? Just place a bigger order you cheap fucks
>>59247735I'm glad most of my pokeplushies are from like 10 years ago before the quality went to shit
>>59247797>awesome because they're smallCan't hug them>so you can collect lots without them taking up spaceJust buy a double bed. Most of the default ones are maybe 10 inches.Space is only a problem with the lifesize ones.>they do every monBut I hate seeing my more obscure favourites made into dumb looking low quality plushies.
>>59247797Sorry anon, but us richfags actually have a house with space.
>>59247805I hope your house burns down and you lose your job, faggot
>>59247785>order a butterfree sitting cutie in 2019>it's quickly out of stock>the one I got looks like this>it never goes back in stock again
>>59247811Seethe more poorfag
>>59247811Based!>>59247818I hope your houzse burns down because it would be hilarious.
>>59247826If it did burn down, You wouldn't know because I wouldn't tell you since I would be homeless.
>>59247735It depends on the plushie. I have a Whimsicott, Vespiquen, and Banette and they're alright, Whimsicott moreso. Cryogonal though, is a hate crime, the least popular pokemon get the cheapest materials.
Gatr
>>59248049Based
>>59247273it has a cunny, cute
>>59248049Skibidi
>>59247552She pees from there
they're quite possibly my favourite line of plushies! I can have whatever pokemon I want in a dinky package! I own a piloswine, mr mime, bonsly, anorith, slugma, magcargo, binacle, trubbish, scatterbug, shelgon, lickilicky, and zen darmanitan! c:
>>59247273plenty
>>59248923I wanna just jump in there!
>>59247273No, I'm not a girl.
>>59247552>>59247595>>59248247no wonder japanese people keep covering it up
>>59247273I've bought a bunch of them for my sisters and parents. They love em. I haven't bought any for myself, but that's just because I'm autistic and prefer to keep my own belongings to a minimum.
>>59248923>ifonlyyouknewhowbadthingsreallyare.jpg
I see the maus I stock my house
kissing my cleffa sitting cutie on the poussey
>>59249368oh yeah, this. They make great gifts for anyone Pokemon-adjacenf in your life. I've given my sister her favorite fire types, a coworker her favorite bugs, and even some to e-girls.
Yeah, I was given the mankey as a gift. I really like it.
>>59249347that's neat
gonna hit up the pokemon centers in japan this year to pick out plushies in person, hope I don't get stabbed
I have a Winter Pikachu and a Sprigatito. They're in my daughter's crib while she plays with some fuckass giraffe with a missing ear.
>>59247273This looks like something that would appear on failblog
>>59250409You'll be fine unless you start dating a stalker.I was in Japan during that incident, I literally planned to go to that particular Pokémon Center just a few days later. I was kinda pissed that I couldn't go.
I have probably one of the least purchased ones, Klang.
>>59248928no anon they're all full of c-...!
i have this one, i got it in 2014 or around then
>>59247273I like pokemon bandai kids too
>>59249584>I've given some to e-girls Anon I want you to rethink your life
>>59247273YeahI appreciate them for just making plushies for random pokemon few people give a shit about. Like even looking through them now, who the fuck says "yeah I want a plush of alolan golem"? But it's there. Small enough to sit on your desk as well.
>>59249584>and even some to e-girls.You are pathetic.
>>59251566>Small enough to sit on your desk as well.If you can't hug them what's the point?
>>59251573I don't want big ass stuffed animals taking up space. Small decorative ones are much better
>>59251581Bro, that's dumb. What do you even do with them if you can't hug or cuddle them.I bet you are just a stupid-ass plushie fucker and you don't even care about hugging or cuddling them but only want to rape them which is why you want them to be smol so they are tight.
>>59251587What's wrong with you manThey're decorative. They sit there and look nice. I am unfortunately no longer 6 years old so I don't have any urge to hug my stuffed animals. I don't get any other kinds of urges either, I'm not rubbing my dick on my Kaiji figma or my acrylic keychains and I'm not sticking it inside a 6 inch plushie.
i took my mawile on a mountain hike
>>59251623So you just buy them and do nothing with them?You are dumb.
>>59247273I have Raichu and Elekid. I want to get the rest of my top 5 with Zekrom, Drampa and Electivire (my #1), but I'll wait until my next bout of leave (vacation time for burgers) so I can be in the house to receive the delivery.
>>59251573You're a grown ass adult. Stop hugging plushies you fucking weirdo. Grow up.
>>59251717Try to stop me!
i want the new scream tail plush but its too expensive
>>59251719Real life will stop you at some point, manchild.
>>59250452they are NOT full of cumthey are full of cat hair however
>>59251773I don't fear real life.Anyone who gets in between me and my plushies can taste my barbed wire baseball bat.
>>59251796>they are full of cat hair howeverEven better!
>>59251773>real lifeDo you mean violence?
>>59247273They need to make lifesize ones made from the finest, fluffiest, silkiest premium fluff, built in electrial heating and maybe even an aluminium skeleton inside. Then sell it for 30$ or less.I would buy.
>>59251717Hugging plushies is cute. Nothing wrong with being cute.
>>59250452-heese!
>>59248923It's nice to see a collection that isn't just one pokemon but a combo of all their favorites.
>>59251633Pretty
Do you dress up your sitting cutie?
>>59253066Did you sew the clothes yourself?Where do you even get sunglasses that small?
I have a Takara Tomy one
waiting for the Galar batch so I can get my boy
>>59253185Nah I just took the photo from somebody on twitter. Glasses and clothes like that you can find on aliexpress though, look up glasses/clothes for dolls or labubus
>>59253387I would love to sew some clothes for my plushy.Sewing isn't really that hard once you understand how the machine works.But I am too depressed and can't motivate myself.
>>59247273Only a Bulbasaur and Ivysaur ones
>>59253480>Getting two plushies of the same evo line.>Not even getting the final evo