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After spending all day dealing with stalling Vaporeons in Champions yesterday, I'll admit it got to me a little bit. So last night I dreamt about dicking one down.

Do you guys ever have Pokemon related dreams?
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I had a dream where I anally raped a Ninetales that was for some reason made of Aloe Vera (its tails were literally those spikey Aloe Vera leaves) in the Area 51 parking lot to distract security guards so my team could infiltrate it. That was the most intense and insane orgasm I have ever had and I woke up completely soaking in cum.
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>>59248013
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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>>59248102
upvoted!
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>>59248013
>>59248057
I had a nightmare where I met a Ninetales who was wearing lingerie, but then it turned out that the Ninetales was actually male and had a 12 inch knotted fox penis. He then held my wrist and ankles tightly with his tails and spread them apart. He then went over and raped my butt with his 12 inch knotted fox penis with no lube. It was extremely agonizing and I wanted to scream but he shoved one of his tails into my mouth down my throat and started tzailfucking my throat. I struggled against it as hadr as I could but I couldn't escape the grasp of his tail. He wrapped on of his tails around my dick and started jerking me off with it and I exploded cum everywhere.
Then I woke up.
I came so hard in my sleep that I had to throw away my underpants because they were completely soaked. I had to wash my bedsheet, pillows, plushies and blanket and I had to shower for 1 hour to get all the cum off my body. Some of my cum even got on the wall so I had to clean that off to.
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>>59248148
lucky.. i wish i would get buttfucked by ninetales...



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