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>>59256959>Seal Saturdaygeg
>>59257264God he's cute. Him being a femboy just fits so much better because you don't have to give him tits and you can keep him on-model.
>>59257399>because you don't have to give him titsYou don’t have to give it tits regardless because it’s a seal
>you don't have to give him titsYeah, Game Freak already did that when they gave her a low-cut frill. It IS 2026 and we know Game Freak are just as horny for poképhilia as parts of their fanbase. they don't have to go explicit to their their ideas across. In fact, they've long grown accustomed to working within the margins of presenting a kid's series based off a thoroughly Japanese interpretation of their own myths, legends and yokai. You can stop pretending they're as prudish as burgerstanians.
>>59257444
Fairy type ruined PokemonFairy type shouldnt existGay faggot typing for gay faggots
>>59257732>Almost 13 years since fairy type>almost 10 years since the alolan seals>still settingStay mad kek
>>59257732Fairy Type was meant to spur growth and encourage the female fanbase into playing their games, buying merch, and so on.
>>59257444>Game Freak already did that when they gave her a low-cut frill.
>no see look, it totally looks like the man i want to fuck meYou're as amusing as the secondaries who cry about Meow's "phantom thief" influences.
finally, a good fucking thread
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>>59258044>too scared to reply directly>>59257866Bodied that freak.
>thinks secondary retards deserve free (You)'s or ANY kind of recognitionStill thinking like a secondary there.
>>59256959Male Primarina's huge metre-long pinniped phallus with a freaky-lookin' "malformed sillicone oven mitten"-shaped cockhead…
Post dewgong
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>>59258576>still too scared to reply directlySorry you thought that frills=breasts, secondary.
>>59257444>>59258044>>59258576Bodied, lmao.
>>59259354It's just some recurring schizo who thinks "gender ratios are non-canon" or some shit to fulfill his fetishes.Just dunk on him but don't give him too much attention.
kiss seals
>>59259429Seal...
>"gender ratios ARE canon">"just ignore the mathematical improbability for it to be canon AND for three female Popplio line to appear in a row"But again, the fact there is no canon male Popp lines, despite a HEAVY weighting of the gender ratios to skew male speaks volumes. Fuck, there's been more canon femzards shown off than male popplio line.
>>59260289>>"gender ratios ARE canon"Correct. No need to read beyond that, really, schizo-kun.
>>59260289Bodied, btw. >>59259368
>>59260289I love when people put scare quotes around the most obviously true statements to try to make them sound unreasonable. Probably works on Twitter.Does this schizo even have a name like yawnfag or chapjeet?
>>59261236Need a fanfic with these two getting married
