It's kino
>>59269176>Industry plant >Literally my grandma's cartoon dog The game isn't out yet and it's already the most normalfaggot pokemon of gen 10
My takes on this depend entirely on:-how good it is-final evo-how the shiny looks
>>59269176>Incineroar 2.0 or Arcanine 2.0The surprise of its final evolution is killing me
>>59269176Looks like one of those pokemon with the most annoying fanbases like wooper and bulbasaur
>>59269176They will make this the certified waifumon. It's literally called "Pombom".
>>59271016It's joining the shonen shillmon superhero squad though and the fact few of you dense doss bastards are actually brutally honest with yourselves about it's hilarious.
>>59271032Gequa will be the shonen shillmon who gets all the merch and added to Smash bros.Pombom will be the waifumon.
>>59271035They're already hyping Gecqua up as the waifumon line though. Please do actually sit down some day and learn why they present these things as they do. It may require learning and understanding an entirely different mindset to your current disgustingly westernised mindset but I can also assure you, their subtle choices ensure the normalfags are going to pick the shillmon puppy, which is going to grow into a shonen superhero to join the shillmon squad like the edgy forg, the cool bunny, the badass cat and the stoic jackal. Same shit as last Gen retarded dickhead, they have a mammal, a birb and a lizard, meaning the VAST majority of the world will pick the mammal as it's ALSO a dog (#1 most popular pet worldwide, meaning odds kids have a prior history of one in their lives' far greater than hopibng kiddy had a birdfag/reptilehead parent) just like they picked Sprig because kitty, leaving the furries to pick Gecqua (per its design theory vs the other two, it's leaning feminine) and the gays to pick the barabitch bird. They do actually pick what they're going to shill in pre-production, because they rarely if ever release 3 starters that all get equal and honest treatment in the after release marketing (Primarina rarely shilled. Primarina being the most popular final stage starter of Gen 7).
Post yfw it’s another fire / ghost special attacker
They will all be ugly.Browt will become a fat disgruntled looking Angry Bird with its signature move launching itself at the enemies in a slingshot.Gequa will become a fat hideous water/poison lizard who vomits acid.Pombon will become a round fat hairless dog with massive long legs and a gross long tongue that reaches the ground and drags on the floor when it moves.No shonen superheros and no waifus.
>>59269187>Cinderace 2.0
>>59269222No Pokemon has a worse "fanbase" than Bidoof
>>59271032I got a feeling its staying on all fours
>>59271102Angry Birds is racist now so that's out
>>59272006The only quadruped shill starters of their trios are meganium ans Hisuian samorott only due to extreme circumstances stances due to legend games being weird sMeganium only because the other the other PLZA starters were actively set up to fail Hisuian samurott because the PLA was as a rushed side thing the game freak was embarrassed by and the other two starters were made to flop
>>59272029He's a dog, he can be like arcanine and being badass and plushiebait at the same time
>>59271993Bidoof jokes haven't been common for well over a decade. Why does it live rent-free in your head?
>>59271035>the lizard with them nails, eyelashes and described like it has a vain personality>becoming the shonen shillmongayest shonen shillmon ever award>>59271102>all fatback to Kanto are we?
>>59272043>plushiebaitThisDog plushies, let alone a fire starter one, is gonna fly off shelves faster than the other two. Dog's being the most popular pet, I'd imagine it only benefits sales the most if they keep the fucker on all fours to sell to the kiddos
>>59272180You could have said the same for Litten. I certainly didn't envision my childhood kittens as a muclemen.
>>59272190Torracat was so much better than incineroar.
>>59272006This, I think they may learn their lesson from Incineroar
What a retarded design
>>59272203What, you mean when they made a SECOND cat starter and STILL made it a bipedal shillmon? You're right, they DID learn their lesson from Incineroar - but not the one you wanted them to take away from it. They learned kids and normalfags respond to bipedal shillmons better than spergy retarded manchildren crying it's not like how it was in their childhood or 27 years ago (for good fucking reason as no-one cares about quads as shillmon but the aforementioned retards).
>>59272190>>59272251There is a chance they could pull the Incineroar card again, but part of me thinks they have to have SOME self awareness to not have a 2nd house pet fire starter on two legs again. We've had 8 bipedal final fire starter evolutions total as well and a good majority of dog Pokémon are on all fours anyway. Ogidogi and Lycanroc are a few rare exceptions.
>>59272203I hope so
>>59269176Ngl this looks like a normal type or maybe ground doesn't give off heavy fire vibes
>>59272553>We've had 8 bipedal final fire starter evolutions total as well And yet people still think they'll suddenly *stop* that, when the reality is the fire starters are by-and-large the shillmon, or the second-pushed of the three due to Fire being a much rarer type overall and good grass and water types 10-a-penny in all games to-date.and a good majority of dog Pokémon are on all fours anyway. Ogidogi and Lycanroc are a few rare exceptions.All the more reason for them to make the first dog fire starter a bipedal shonen shillmon. They HAVE a burly quadrupedal doggo already. So we got normies responding better to bipeds, all fire starters to date being functional bipeds (skellyfelly stands up to use its sig move), the last fire starter not landing as the internet assumed a "badass crocodile" to land and beaten all ends up by a bipedal catgirl (but way better than the gay duck) and Game Freak detesting "making the same thing but different in as much as this is a corgi and that's a jack russell" tier creature designs and still you think they're going to kill all hope of it being the shillmon, while also pushing the water starter as a waifumon and honestly, earnestly expecting the modern dinosaur to be as received differently to the last TWO modern dinosaurs and not fail utterly outside contrarian shitbags.
