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People always ask which Pokemon you'd have if they were real, but what are some Pokemon that would be the worst to be stuck with?
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>>59271418
Any kanto shitmons
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>>59271421
Truthtsarbomba
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>>59271418
Hatterene.

Literally any strong emotion and you will be assaulted.
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>>59271418
Magikarp for sure
>literally my mom's goldfish
>weak as shit, good luck winning any battles ever
>ticking timebomb, liable to evolve into gyarados and chimp out if it gets mad enough
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Poison type Pokemon known for smelling like shit like Muk, Garbodor, Skunktank, Gloom and Weezing
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>>59271418
>but what are some Pokemon that would be the worst to be stuck with
Gallade
Greninja
Wigglytuff
Sunflora
Bidoof
Unown
Zubat
Ledian
Illumise
FEMALE Meowstic
Terrakion
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>>59271428
do I love a pet weezing and muk, their absolutely loving, you'd just have to take a lot of showers, they be great for trash control, weezing can also make things smell nice depending what you feed them, although I don't have much of a nose, so naturally I'd be fine with literal trash mons.

I would dress her up all the time. <3~
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>>59271462
I drew this by the way. <3~
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>toxic sweat everywhere
>random guitar sounds at night while youre trying to sleep
>power outage/consumption probably
>pissass attitude
>drinks all your water
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>>59271418
Almost all ghost mons. Many slowly suck your life away
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>>59271418
Any pokémon without opposable thumbs, imagine taking a shit and your options being either resign yourself to having a shit smeared furry ass or being forced to lick your own shit smeared anus
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>let your pokemon out of its pokeball
>it takes up the entire house
>and slowly kills you accidentally
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>>59271648
Just make it shower its butthole after using the bathroom.
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>>59271418
Hatterene would probably wipe out a good chunk of life
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>>59271418
Rotom if it decides to prank you at every turn
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>>59271548
So basically every roommate I've ever had?
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>>59271717
>rotom is mischievous
>but also every kid has one that acts as a pokedex and is 100% wholesome
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>>59271548
It and its ugly ass baby form would be disgusting to have around the house
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>>59271418
the litwick line would slowly kill you without knowing, drifloon and hypno would be banned from a certain distance from schools, lots of fire types would be banned because their existence would melt everything, sailors would hate Lugia



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