/vp/ - Palkia >Penis head and ball shoulders >No armor >4 - Pokémon

Anonymous

05/15/26(Fri)07:39:02 No.59274147

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Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)07:39:02 No.59274147 Archived

Palkia
>Penis head and ball shoulders
>No armor
>4.2 m
>336.0 kg
>Water type for some reason
>Random post game boss in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky.
>10 minutes screentime in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Skys postgame, instantly forgotten afterwards.
>No horns
>Spacial Rend with a base power of only 100
>NSFW e621 porn star

Dialga
>ZERO NSFW features
>Wears fucking steel plate armor!!!
>5.4 m
>683.0 kg
>STEEL Dragon!!!
>FINAL BOSS of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky!!!
>MAIN ANTAGONIST of the main campaign in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky!!!
>Horns
>Roar of time with base power of 150
>Giant armored steel Kaiju with razor claws and razor horns

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)07:41:45 No.59274149

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)07:41:45 No.59274149

>>59274147
>Mostly inconsequential shit

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)07:44:08 No.59274153

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)07:44:08 No.59274153

>>59274147
>>Water type for some reason
>why is the pearl themed legendary water-type
Also Spacial Rend is a better and cooler move than Roar of Time, not just a re-type of an existing move and is actually useful in multiplayer.

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)08:33:46 No.59274254

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)08:33:46 No.59274254

>>59274149
Compshit is inconsequential because you just use the same 10 shitmon anyways, with none of them being either Dialga or Palkia.

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)08:36:58 No.59274260

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)08:36:58 No.59274260

>>59274147
Why is Giratina thinking of Palossand?

Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)16:50:01 No.59275547

Anonymous 05/15/26(Fri)16:50:01 No.59275547

>>59274147
>Take the KOOL 1337 kaiju Pokemons
>Make them "cute" and "kawaii"
Whyyyy? They are meant to be kool and 1337 and appeal to men not "kawaii" bait for women and fags