>OH N-
is this loss?
>>59275045Not funny
>>59275045Pfffffffthahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
>>59275045The joke is....not porn this time, at least not directly
>>59275045>FemaleStomp its head in while it lies down.
>>59275045>Level 20What secondary coomer made this?
Egg doesnt look fertilized anyway
>>59275045Lol, dumbass
>>59275075It has veins
>>59275045She's sad because she wanted to make fried egg for her human husband.
>the joke is infanticide
How did she lay an egg nearly twice as wide and thick as her hips?
>>59275045>kh*le
>>59275093Pokemon like Joltik can lay eggs bigger than their whole body
>>59275045You can't get a Gardevoir until lv 30
Pokemon in Eggs are already born fully formed and the "Egg" is more like a cradle made of plant material and mud for the newborn Pokemon to continue growing inside of, and when it hatches it means that its battle ready instead of being a literal newborn. So basically this image isn't lore accurate. Autism aside, interesting detail I noticed is that you can see a Vaporean tail in the corner and the stairs are icy. Jealous little bitch.
>>59275045This is heartbreaking, my day is ruined. Thanks.
>>59275045That is not how Pokemon egg works
I hate coomers so much
>>59275045What a retard
>>59275045Wait the chest thingy goes through the back?
you must eat all the eggs
WE EAT OUR MISTAKES HERE
>>59275045Half human half pokemon aren't fit for this world. This was a necessary sacrifice.
>>59275168That scene was fucked up
>>59275045>that Vaporeon tailSo... he has a harem and is cheating on his Gardewife.
>>59275198There's also ice on the stairs so maybe Vaporeon froze them.
>prematurely leveled gardevoir>dead baby (implied murder)>implied bestiality & ntris this the darkest pokemon related image?
>>59275217Ntr?
>>59275217>(implied murder)I thought it was implying she fell down the stairs (while holding the egg). Which is an unfortunate common cause of miscarriage.
>>59275228see >>59275198 >>59275205
>khyle
>>59275245How does that imply cheating
>>59275274vape was jealousit was an inside job
>>59275276Gardevoir slipped on icy stepsIt was glaceon
SIDS is a bitch.Don't leave Gardevoirs unsupervised.
>>59275283Vape can learn ice moves too
Gardevoir can learn Thunderbolt so Vaporeon is so fucking dead
>>59275045kek
Oh fuck she killed our yoshi.
>>59275045This is a loss reference?
>>59275045I wonder what it tastes like maybe it's onioney
>>59275045I told you this magical red jewel was worth it.
>>59275083It's miscarriage
I want a psycho bitch wife.
>>59276018>>59275104This shit is even more retarded than shrinking and rightfully ignored by any non-tranny.
>>59275045-IGGER
>>59276236Get her ass
>>59276018What’s the point of doing all that? Just make them normal eggs.
>>59275045This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on here. I’ve been laughing my ass off all day
>>59276236What is this from? I need more
>>59275054a bit funny
>>59276236Vaporeons is pretty much pure water, would it bleed?
>>59276699It’s from the Salty gardevoir guy,
>>59275045Why was she carrying a painted ostrich egg?
>>59276236Based
I mean wouldn't you be making like an egg a per week at minimum with a gardevoir? like bro the pc aint gonna handle that much, just make an omelette.
>>59276236Dramatic and all, but lore accurate Gardevoir has higher sp. atk, so she would use Psychic or Psyshock to make Vaporeon's mind collapse. Also Gardevoir could've use her Psychic power to telepathically catch the egg. Just saying.
>>59275045AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA
>>59276350>>59276430solely to explain the mechanic's relation with oddity pokemon like Kangaskhan.
>>59275045First one of these that's actually funny.
>Pokemon (Pocket Monsters) being born in literal gachapon eggs is somehow bad nowkill zoomers.
>>59277136Do you have any other of his arts
>>59275045Gard can literally fly this makes no sense
>>59275093>>59275098Pokemon are not confirmed to physically lay eggs, they simply appear mysteriously
>>59277933Just cause no one has SEEN it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
>>59275045I hate secondaries like you can’t believe.
>>59277902And Superman can fly, he moves at super speed, he can hold up a building defying the laws of physics, and yet he was still thrown by Batman with a simple judo move.One could argue that it's all part of Superman's plan, but that look of surprise says it all; even an all-powerful being can be surprised.
>>59277559Also teleport.
>>59275045My omelette!
>>59277902Gardevoir isn't always flying either; she likes to walk around swaying her hips flirtatiously.https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/18sx7s0/gardevoir_on_the_runway/?show=original
>>59275093Probably pops out small and grows quickly. Pokemon are fully formed and ready to battle immediately, so the eggs themselves having some ability to grow only makes sense.
>>59275045
>>59277136Xodium? Doesn't look like how he normally draws her (or him)
>>59275045what a shitter
>>59277559Maybe she’s in gen 3 and using thunder punch.
Dumb ass bitch tried to walk downstairs without feet? Deserved.
>>59275045I'm white and I laughed at this
>>59275045WHAAAAAAT!!!! My EGG has been SMASHED! DESTROYED! UTTERLY SHATTERED into PIECES! Well this sure is an UNFORTUNATE turn of events. My OFFSPRING, MY CHILD, The FRUIT of my LOINS, DEAD, KILLED, GONE. FOREVER! Reduced to nothing more than a MESS on the STAIRS! ON NO NO NO. What a NIGHTMARE. My PROGENY, MY BABY MY PRIDE and JOY,. Never even got a chance to be BORN! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO!
>>59275045I don’t think eggs work like that.
>>59275045I'm Mexican and I cracked up at this
>>59277559>>59278298>>59279351while true, she's probably too distraught to consider that and just started wailing on the vap
>>59278366>>59277754He likely changed up his style to match khyle since its a sequel to a kyhle pick https://x.com/SXodium/status/2055432316252520476
>>59275045What a waste. That woulda been a big omelette....
>>59275045Sneaselsisters...we won...
