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>87.5% male
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>>59277147
Good~
https://itaku.ee/images/440036
https://itaku.ee/images/440037
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>>59277147
>>59277151
Ok, but real question - is cum of grass-type Pokemon vegan?
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>>59277182
nah, vegans work on the mechanism that nothing was "exploited" to produce whatever, and if a plant were sapient like grass-type mons are, they'd be "exploited" into giving you thermir cummies too
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>>59277151
i hate esls so much it's unreal
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>100% recycled spam thread
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>>59277192
While obviously plants are not sapient (really only humans are proved to be sapient), the idea of sentience in plants is still debated and really depends on exact definition of it.
Fungi on the other hand are known to not only be sentient, but use complex electromagnetic signals to communicate.
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>>59277182
Yes, because grass types are plants, not animals.
Sentient or sapient plants are still plants.
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In my headcanon, all grass types cum thick sweet nectar.
I have no biological backing behind this because real life plants do not have anything remotely equivalent to cum except pollen maybe, but this is just how I like to imagine it personally.
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>87% male heh heh
>90% male har harr
You don’t get it, you don’t fucking get it. MY Pokemon will ALWAYS be a female, even if the chance is fucking 0.001%.
You troglodytes (and literal faggots in some cases) don’t understand that their rarity makes it HOTTER. SEXIER.
When you finally get that one female mon you are depriving a majority-male race of one of their few, valuable women. That makes every sexual act between the two of you that much more debauched
When you find the needle in the haystack, you’ll treasure it forever. That is why female eeveelutions are beautiful beyond compare. Same goes for female starters like Delphox. Amid a see of crossdressing freaks, finding the one true biological woman is like hitting the sweepstakes.
Who doesn’t want to be rich?
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>>59277260
based
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>>59277561
Get close to my dog or cat and I will blast off your head with my shotgun, disgusting fucking zoophile!
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>>59277617
>he says while jacking off to a gay cat on two legs
Whatever, faggot. We both know you’re saving that shotgun for yourself
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>>59277147
It will never be Male in any offical media
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>>59277561
They hated Jesus, because he told them the truth.
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>>59277561
b-b-b-based
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>>59277641
>>59277643
>>59277652
>>59277674
Be careful not to overdose on that copium.
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>>59277681
Meowscarada will never be a femboy KEK
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>>59277699
>Meowscarada will never be a femboy KEK
Only your faggot Meowscarada which you rape every night.
My meowscarada is an adorable, prescious femboy.
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Official genders Game Freak/TCPi accepts as law, I don't make the rules
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Male Meowscarada > female Meowscarada
There's no debate, it's objective truth
If you disagree you are delusional and a retard
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>>59277739
Venusaur family are all slutty females with gyaru/hara hara accent in Pokopia.
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>>59277739
Based
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>>59277431
I hate how hot that sounds. No homo.
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>engaging in troll threads
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hot. as a gifa faggot species that are majority female like Ninetales are even better thoughbeit, >>59277561 might be onto something.
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This topic will be full of content that's 100% unoriginal.
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>>59277147
Yes.
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>>59277759
Despite pokopia being made by the few people at game freak who aren’t pedophile, as well as showing more respect to the Pokémon than anything in the main series, it can’t really be used becuase it doesn’t have all the starters just the KANTOOOOOOO and the people choice for the other gens. Maybe we can say they Venusaur is the “girl” of the Kanto trio since all of Kanto is in but other than that it’s shaky at best.
TLDR, until Pokopia adds in the other starters we have to use the main series slop
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>>59277739
I'd debate Serperior, but agree with the rest
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Lotta furry faggots in here
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Male meowscarada and gardevoir please
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>>59277561
Absolutely this in its entirety.
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>>59277147
Don't care
Mines female
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>>59277561
Based beyond belief
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>>59278766
>>59278782
>If I keep replying to my own post, that will make it true.
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>>59278793

Try again schizo
Unrelated, but how's your axe wound doing?
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>>59277147
why does that matter, That would only be reveleant if I was a cat-rapist and wanted to fuck it, but I'm not so I dont.
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>>59278811
Why include the rape part?
Something on your mind anon?
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>>59277147
It means its a trannymon
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>>59277739
Venusaur is a female
ugly female tho
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>>59277739
yep agree 100%
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It should be a rule that if you argue a Pokémon to be female that isn't strictly 100% female in the games code, you gen an instant 7 day ban.
That way discussion on this board would be a lot more comfy and less shitflinging with putrid zoophiles and rapists who belong 6 foot underground.
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>>59278877
but honestly who cares it isn't 100% male either this is all lame and tiring
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>>59278896
Threads would be comfier without all the shitflinging.
I have nothing against some shitpost duels every now and then, but they occur far too often and take up way too much space in these threads.
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>>59278831
Obsessed with troons award
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Meowscarada looks too feminine to even be a femboy, that shit is straight up a female lmfao
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>>59277147
Why are you using old game mechanics meant to prevent abuse as some kind of gotcha?
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>>59278985
I think the seal and firephox are way worse, at least weedcat has the cape and mask like it could be joker
Unite giving it the phantom thief style shared with Inteleon, even more fitting since Meowscarada has smoke bombs, kind of, and is tied to flowers
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>fire cat turns into a macho luchador
>Grass cat turns into a femboy rogue
If they ever made a water cat what it should turn into?
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>>59279210
Either an edgelord or a very normie MC who happens to have massive pussy game.
>[Insert *he gets them wet* joke here]
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>>59279188
Braixen is male.

>>59279210
If you already have the power type and the finesse type, maybe a support type.
Technician, healer, mage, comic relief or maybe the tactician/planner.
Generally, when designing RPG squads, I have the big strong guy, the skilled fast guy and the support.
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>>59277739
Venusaur is female because >>59277759
Serperior is a posh nobleman. Technically male but historically Macaronis were described as unmanly weirdos.
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>>59279210
>>59280278

Literally just Doronbo Gang.

>A spoiled, loud and pretentious woman.
>Big and not very bright guy.
>Silly small guy that counts as brain just because he's not as vain and greedy as the girl and slightly smarter than the big guy.

I guess Pokemon did it with three loyal retainers in Kitakami, but oh well.
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>>59280278
>Braixen is male
Alright but still harder to imagine when it's like a skirt-wearing cutesy witch riding a broom
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>>59280334
Braixen has a huge club to beat up thugs with. Can't imagine anything manlier than this.
Basically a furryfied version of a badass action game protagonist or boss.
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>imagine being over 20, brown, and arguing over Pokemon genders on the internet.
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>>59280358
This. I couldn't imagine being a femalenigger like this.



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