absolabsolabsolabsol i ablosai really really like absolalotaboslajsdaodkosdafdaabsol board - start now!Im driving the car!!!!firing myaswagdas epic absol lasier!!!the gaster! blasters of absol - diccusion times.absol
>sampleterrible. all this fervorous passion is meaningless if you don't know how to save images properly. you've dishonored absol with this disaster of an op
>59277176The curse of being a newfag T_T i hope youlle forgive me one day post 59277176... I will never forgive mineself... wawawaawawawa....
OH MY GOD I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REPLY PROPERLY PLEASE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OKAY?!?!??!?!?! 4CHAN IS ADARK WEB EVIL CUS THE YOUTUBER SAID.... PLEASEPLEPLSPLSPLS SPARE ME... PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I HAVE FAILED ABSOL. I HAVE FAILED
cookie
>>59277152Absol is such a slut. All it deserves is to be raped up the vagina or asshole with the handle of a garden hoe until it throws up, then be forced to lick up its own puke with the garden hoe still inside it.Dumb slutty shitmon.
What a horrible absol thread, can we even salvage it?
>>59277152annoying dog absol driving one of those tiny cars hehe
plap
Who's more autistic, OP or Absol?
>>59277352give me more ideas, anon, i need inspiration
I like Absol.
>>59281091Yes
>>59277197>>59277200For the love of god, find a knife and plunge it deep into your chest.
>>59277152Abol
Based absol enjoyer
I wish I was a better artist for absol so I could contribute something more unique to these threads, but absol is really hard to draw for me and I don't know why
ive seen a lot of absol schizoposts lately, both pro-absol and anti-absol.what is it about skubsol that causes this?
>>59281441I hate Absol because:>It is weak>It got raped by the physical special split in gen 3 as a dark type physical attacker>The mega is still weak>It is a slut>I want to force Absol to eat its own vomit>I want to rape Absol with tool handles and baseball bats in the mouth, butthole and vagina for females
Cookie or no cookie?
>>59281441I love Absol because:>she's pretty>she's cool>she's fluffy >both her megas are cute>I want to hug her>we can also have sex after we get married
>>59281569All the cookie
Inflate Absol into a big round blimp and plap her.
>>59281569cone! and sheath!
>>59281652Black or pink though?
>>59281836i never even considered black, but that's pretty cool too now that i think of itboth are good yea
I want a girl friend who looks like absol
>>59281915I want a girlfriend that is an absol
>>59281975I want to be absol
>>59282129are you female?
>>59282213No..
>>59282129I want to be absol with a girlfriend that is an absol
This is the funniest goddamn thread I've seen in a good while on here.
>>59277152this is so true
>>59281569Idk how there are people who don't like cookie at this point. It's so cute.
>>59277152I just had the best dream in my life.I was slowly beating a slutty Absol to death with my bare fists, bruising its skin, breaking its bones, knocking out teeth, breaking off the horn and splattering blood everywhere. Then, when Absol finally collapsed dead in a pile of its own blood, I took it back to the Pokécenter and fully revived it, restoring all wounds and getting it to pristine condition again before beating it to death again with my bare fists. I repeated this process for three hours. Then in the end I fully healed the Absol again and released it back into the wild again with severe PTSD and trauma likely for the rest of its life.Then I woke up. Why can't this be real.
>>59285145i know you're joking, but that's honestly kinda hot
>>59284105there's a reason why your thread is dead OP
i wanna draw absols give ideas
>>59285213how about an absol
>>59285213Draw this: >>59285145
>>59285220i actually like the idea for the angst but i don't know how to make it without making it a big ass comic
Why does he blog
>>59285213violent belly rubs.don't question it, just feel with your mind.
>>59285213Male Absol in cute lingerie.Treasure Hunter Absol climbing an ancient ruined tower.Absol Gaming (Either normal absol or Male absol in lingerie)
>>59285497maybe a big ass comic is what the world needsi am half tempted myself but i hate drawing humans
>>59285882i love drawing dogs in clothes
>>59287471ah... parfait
>>59287471gaymer
>>59287471female edit when?
>>59287471Zamn!
>>59287471Very nice! This is going right into my collection!