>He's about to choose Quaxly. Now design its final evolution as ugly as possible.
>He wants to wait for Pokemon Z instead of playing XY like everyone else because he wants to experience gen6 through the "upgraded third version"? Good, good...
>He’s excited about a pokemon game for the first time in a decade and he’s already preordered the game and a new console just to play it. Good. Announce Dexit.
>>59280168>and make everyone else defend it
>>59280168>He doesn't think dexit is that big of a deal? Good. Make his favorite pokemon one of the affected.
>>59280061>he's retarded and made a thread
>>59283452>bumping a thread you consider low-quality to page 1You played yourself.
>She's climbing the ladder? Good, make her lose 20 matches in a row.
>>59281122literally the worst time to have been a Pokémon fan in all of history. I hated to be there
>He's autistic and obsesed with pokegirls. Good. Activate his AGP. Invite him to a pokemon discord and make everyone there convince him that he's a woman. Perfect.
>>59280061>He's about to buy BW because he likes the story. Good. Add munna kick and make Ghetsis a retard
>>59284517You forgot about pic related