I never understood how anyone could ever like this hideous fucking shitmon.One day I was walking at my city when I met this short fat brown guy with a stained Gallade T-shirt and pants that had a suspicious stain at the crotch. I decided to ask him why he likes Gallade because he was wearing a gallade shirt and I didn't understand why you could possibly like that shitmon.He said "Allow me to show you the reason why us Gallade fans like Gallade." He pulled out a very crusty phone from his pocket and then showed me something. It was hideous, disgusting NSFW porn of Gallade on a website called "e621". I wanted to throw up at the sight but I barely managed to keep it in. On the left side of the website, I could see that gallade had 1500 porn pics on that site. He then told me that the reason that all Galladefags like Gallade is that they wanna fuck it and goon to porn of it on e621.And now it all made sense to me. The reason I don't like Gallade is that I don't goon to porn on e621 and everyone who likes Gallade just likes it because they goon to porn on it on e621.However I was still mad at the Gallade fan for flashing me his disgusting porn, so I grabbed a nearby trashcan lid and beat it over his head repeatedly, knocking him out.So yeah, that's why I hate Gallade. Because it is a gooner mon with 1500 pages on e621 and only liked or used by e621 gooners.
>>59282061Nice blog
Gallade is cool because between his normal and mega form, there is build variety. he's kinda like Charizard.
>>59282082Found the gooner
nu 'asta
>>59282061This but with every single character
I'm not reading that.
>>59282061The shiny is pretty good.
>>59282061Thanks, I had never heard of that site until today.My day is now ruined. :(
Nice blog post.
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