KEK I can't believe this is officialhttps://www.pokemon.jp/look/comic/detail/20301.html
>>59287347Accurate depiction of Typhlosion when he sees a child alone
>>59287628You do realize rhydon is the one speaking? Meaning you are saying that when typhlosion see a child alone, the child walks up to typhlosion and talks about how hard they are.
>>59287228>Panel 1Narrator: Steelix has a body harder than diamond.>Panel 2Totodile: Is it really harder than diamond~~?Steelix: Wh-what? Are you doubting me...!?>Panel 3Steelix: Actually... right here, I have a raw diamond I found while digging a hole... At this size, it would be worth several hundred million yen... I'll crush this into tiny pieces and show you just how hard my body is...!!>Panel 4Steelix: B-but billions of yen are AAAGH...!!Totodile: I get it, so that's enough already...!!
>>59287628Holy shit, you are fucking retarded lmao
>>59287628>Typedo in 2026Grow up
>>59287639>the child walks up to typhlosion and talks about how hard they are.pretty sure the girl in the leak approached typhlosion first, then got date-raped, could be wrong been a while since i read it
>>59288047Just stop, retardThis damage control is pathetic
>>59288000>Grow upAnd they’ll lost interest. Great thinking Anon!
>>59288047You’re right, she’s the one ran into the forest and barged into the typhlosion territory. If someone jumps into a bear cage at the zoo, I’m not going to blame the bear for what happens granted I wouldn’t CONDONE the bear’s actions, but it would be retarded to use that incident to judge bears or weaponize it against people who happen who wear shirts that have bears. Especially if the entire thing is a fake fairy tale written by a retard who hates bears. But I’m smarter than the average pokefan.
>>59288217>I’m smarter than the average pokefan.>forgot to take off their roleplay name
>>59287640lmao I love this kinda humor
>>59288204>>59288250kekkingtypedocels are never going to live it down
Kek
>>59287228Then Totodile took the really hard diamond schlong of Steelix. The End.
