I am sick and fucking tired of these fucking things floating around the coast and jamming up my boat's motor with spikes. Sometimes when I clear the engine I come back and find my trawl in pieces with a bunch of fucking icicle spears melting in the breaks. They know exactly what they are doing. They laugh at me every time. I know the old mines are no longer "cool" among certain demographics as a method of Snorlax deterrence, but if we can import Alolans by the boatload to do unskilled labor for peanuts, why can't we import some fucking Alolan Grimers to deal with the Koffing pollution and go back to the system we had before, which just fucking worked? I don't want to hear another fucking Cloyster cry for as long as I live.
