This server is never opening.

>>59295007
>previous thread got deleted from the archive
not like this, sisters....

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To protect yourself against the schizos and the lolcows stalking the server, you must equip yourself with the apex of protection found on Vpixelmon...

24 HOURS UNTIL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

I'm going to build a sheep fucking machine and you can't stop me

>>59295132
vanilla mobs are disabled though, who are you gonna fuck?

>>59295163
Again? God damn it, it's always fucking impossible to get drops without the easy access mobs. I can only kill one miltank every few minutes assuming any spawn. Or I could just breed and slaughter an entire heard of vanilla cows and make tons of burgers.

>>59295163
Mareep and Wooloo
Checkmate non-sheep fuckers

>>59295199
hey yeah wasn't there a cobblemon addon that allowed you to keep pokemon as farm animals and breed and slaughter them?

>>59295222
it's base game too get moomoo milk, etc from certain pokemon sent out via pasture block. You're welcome

>>59295227
yeah but you can't kill them to get meat

>>59295227
I don't need milk, I need MEAT. I need to murder the innocent pokemon and then grind them in a mincer to make delicious burgers out of.

>>59295236
just eat plant-based meat and drink the söy instead of ABUSING these poor pokemon and EXPLOITING those POOR POKEMONS to get your DISGUSTING meat from RAPING those pokemons!! POKEMON RIGHTS!

>>59295227
That'll surely help when I'm dying of starvation

>>59295232
guess you gotta make a crop farm, little man. it's time to embrace drinking nothing but beer and corn like a real midwestern american

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>>59295247
I shall now make it my mission to kill as many meat producing pokemon as possible, slowly. It will be very painful and torturous.

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I use the start date of this server to celebrate annual milestones for the last time I had a seizure because I was hospitalized for one on the very first day of the 2024 server. It's now been two years, a very important milestone as it means my driver's license will no longer get stolen from me if I were to have another seizure.

To celebrate this, I will be running this iconic pairing. What could possibly go wrong?

>>59295416
ketchup bottle and pokeball?

I still haven't decided what my town will be themed after. Maybe a fantasy Anglo-Saxon kingdom. What are some Anglo-Saxon Pokémon?

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>>59295471
You should try using the three most popular pokemon in the galar region!

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Come, join us autists in mining and training our pokemons autistically.

Is the hermit hobo dirt tunnel at the very bottom of the world map plan still gonna happen?

>>59295471
rayquaza/gyarados
squovet/pacharisu
pidgeot/braviary/hawlucha/fearow
stantler/sawsbuck
rapidash
wailord

that one gay dolphin pokemon also fits, and pretty much any dragon

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>OTBWG
Yes, I can't wait for more troonism!

For fuck's sake, why couldn't you have just gone with Terralith or No Man's Land or Nature's Spirit instead?

>>59295549
Is the troon beach a real part of the mod?

ughhh why couldn't you have gone with a super flat word? that'd make traveling so much easier and less annoying.

fucking hell i hate biomes, why can't we just have a void where there is NOTHING?

Minecraft sucks we should just play Terraria instead

urgh i hate having a world, why can't we do skyblock instead?

>Criticize one biome generation mon
>"Clearly he just hates the server and Minecraft as a whole"

>>59295549
mf sees a pastel colored beach and sees trans

>>59295667
I know what you're doing. One day you're going to be dealt with.

>>59295719
Go vaguepost to your parents about it.

>>59295549
your obsession with trannies has got to stop

>>59295261
Do that and I'll make it my mission to burn down your house. With TNT.

>>59295667
>>59295719
Both of you are as bad as each other.
If people on both sides shut up about gender politics the world would be a much better place.

>>59296239
no i'm simply commentating on how buck broken the other guy is

do any oldfags still play this?
started in gen 5 (must have been like a decade ago) but dropped off years ago

>>59295247
The pokemon world has cruelty free meat in slowpoke tails, they literally don't feel it when it gets detached, it's supposed to be delicious and it grows back.

>>59295471
A team of wolves, any pokemon that learns sacred sword, perrserker, there's potential. Would love to base up in a fantasy setting, make a tavern or inn.

>>59295536
>rayquaza
>literally not-quetzalcoatl lr a chonese style dragon
>hawlucha
>literal rey mysterio luchador bird
>anglo saxon
kekerino

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>>59296220
You'll have no idea where I'll even live. Not that I'll outright be a hermit, but you'll just never figure it out.

>>59295638
One thing you have to know about this server is like 95% of the people on it are incredibly, and I mean INCREDIBLY painfully horribly autistic. And everyone reading me saying this probably thinks they're in the other 5%. That being said, seeing trans people everywhere just for some blue sand is schizo autism too, so you'll fit right in.

>>59296239
>if the jews and nazis could both just shut up we'd all be happier
>yes I am a very smart very enlightened centrist

>>59296557
that's a good thing though

>>59296507
You're bound to end up with a ton of leather if you're going to destroy the tauros/bouffalant/miltank population. Care to share sell some of it?

>>59296464
closest analogue for the serpent dragon nidhogg
the only explicitly hawk themed pokemon, braviary could be an eagle

>>59296607
nidhoggr was known for being a bottom dwelling creature who ate the roots of yggdrassil, do you really think the pokemon known for living in the clouds to be a fitting analogue?
Zygarde IMO is a better fit

>>59296607
Zygadre or Yveltal really.

>>59296613
what about orthworm

>>59296621
That would also fit, yeah

>>59296613
I admit that I was wrong, rayquaza does not have one important trait
the voluspa describes nidhogg as a venomous serpent with wings, not just a serpent dragon, rayquaza does not have wings

>>59296239
>i hate both sides i'm such a smartass centrist
>by the way i would never ever insult trans people and by the way punch every nazi you see

>>59296949
sir this is a 4chan thread nobody gives a fuck but you

by the way, I would never insult trans people because they don't bother me and I'd kill anyone that identifies as a nazi

Cobblemon?

um jannies release the server already it's the 22nd

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I can't wait to fish for 3 months straight. I wonder what my first shiny fish will be

Add this https://youtu.be/xdFBXwW_m8g

Post the map faggots

The server opens in 6 hours, right? Does anyone have the IP and the modded instance or are those coming later?

>>59297571
server was delayed by a week

>>59297571
>in 6 hours
what time zone?

>>59297615
In 12 hours for your timezone

>>59297700
so.. 16:50 PM?

>>59297719
ugly binder.

>>59295549
I guess i know where i'll be building trannyville! :3

>>59297769
OMGG dat sounds EBIC!!! can i join ur town??? :3c

>>59297771
Of course! :3

>>59295007
>just found out music maker mod has MIDI support
>it's not included in this years modpack
this would've been the first time anyone (me) would've actually used that mod..

>Still no modpack
We're going to get rugpulled on server launch are we

is ts shit happening yet

>>59297863
12PM EST / 11AM CST TODAY

>>59297571
they'll drop as a sign the serb is open

retards be like:lets not post the modpack and give people time to troubleshoot

any reason why?

>>59297952
problem, newfag modders?

>>59297952
it takes all of 3 minutes to install it onto prism or modrinth, and all of 2 minutes to fix keybinds

but yeah like damn at least give us the modpack already, last year they even posted the map a few weeks in advance

>>59297956
also takes less than 3 minutes to post the pack

>>59297956
>prism or modrinth
fucking kids, BACK IN MY DAYS WE USED TO MANUALLY INSTALL FORGE FOR THE VERSION WE WANTED AND THROW SHIT INTO THE MODS FOLDER AND THEN TRY TO FIGURE OUT WTF CAUSED THE GAME TO CRASH UNTIL GIVING UP AND ENDING UP DOING SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY BECAUSE WE LOST THE MOOD TO PLAY. you little kids these days will never understand the experience and fun of modding minecraft, all you do is use some shitty custom launcher like FTB or technic and just fucking click play. fucking goyim i swear to god baka my head.

>>59297962
even that takes all of urm... 4 minutes.

>>59297963
Yes. And you choose the lazy method anyway.

>>59297965
lazy more like gay desu

>>59297965
sir i remember before forge even EXISTED, let me do it the easy way you massive phallus

>>59297971
you're still trans btw

>>59297973
out of nowhere

>>59297952
>any reason why

Its because we hate you, retard. Dont log on later because if we see you we will rape you.

>>59297988
it's not rape if I consent >:3

>>59297992
hi spurdala

testicular cancer upon yee if no pack in the next 30 minutes

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/VP/IXELMON LAUNCH DAY MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAA

WHATAYA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>READAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>BUILDAN
>FEELAN

Are we expected to download the mods one by one or is there a modpack created?

>>59298062
modpack will drop anytime now, there are custom mods so you can't really download all the mods anyway

>no map
>no mods
Just pack it up already, what a disaster

>>59298082
It really is a scuffed gen. And the only things we really know so far are a shit ton of fakemon and that whackass guns mod is back. Haven't we always had a map early? Haven't we always had a pre-download the day before? What's even going on this time

Modpack
https://litter.catbox.moe/dzno98kf2tigyyan.zip

>>59298114
Yeah the fuck right

>>59298114
OH SHIT IT'S UP GOGOGOG

>>59298114
Hell yeah about time

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>>59298055

>PLAYAN
nothing im waiting for the serb
>WATCHAN
moxie boosted
>LISTNAN
picrel
>EATAN
biscoff cookies, twizzlers, and ive got some frosted flakes for later
>DRINKAN
peachy keen sugar free monster
>FAPPAN
my boyfriend
>BUILDAN
idk what my town is gonna look like but im sticking with my normal type restaurant gym
>FEELAN
high

>>59298149
Do you ever eat anything that isn't at least 40% raw sugar

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>>59298149
LEMONS ON THE CHAIN WITH THE V CUTS
LEMONS ON THE CHAIN WITH THE V CUTS
LEMONADE AND SHADE WITH MY FEET UP
LEMONADE AND SHADE WITH MY FEET UP
LEMON PEPPER WINGS AND THE FREEZE CUP
LEMON PEPPER WINGS AND THE FREEZE CUP
LEMONS IN THEIR FACE WATCH EM FREEZE UP
LEMONS IN THEIR FACE WATCH EM FREEZE UP

>>59298156
its a national holiday im treating myself

ONE HOUR, ONE MINUTE AND FOURTY TWO SECONDS LEFT!!!

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I don't think you can screenshot a lock screen, so take this pic of my monitor at work that happened to have basically what I plan to build this gen. Chicken Noodle will be glorious

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>>59298055
>PLAYAN
Gonna try Endless Alice. It was like 5 bucks on Steam and the demo was pretty alright. /v/ seemed into it. I also wanna catch up on getting Astirites in Wuthering Waves and probably play through Sucker for Love again.
>WATCHAN
John Arbuckle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl3rPL9EEiI
>READEN
I wanna try to read some Cthulu Mythos shit like The King in Yellow and The Colour out of Space.
>LISTENAN
I got into a Megalovania mood earlier and listened to some VS soundtrack songs.
>EATAN
Just had a PBJ and an apple for breakfast. Garbage disposal in the sink may have jammed and I didn't want to get more shit in there
>DRINKAN
Some instant espresso. I've been liking that recently. I even made myself an iced espresso with some whipping cream mixed with some kind of strawberry powder a bit ago.
>FAPPAN
Probably Tsareenas later. And or The King in Yellow, pic related for context.
>BUILDAN
I wanna make a greenhouse for cute little Bounsweets and fill a big house full of Tsareenas.
>FEELAN
Interested.

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>>59298055
>>PLAYAN
forza horizon 6 and sengoku jidai minecraft overhaul
>>WATCHAN
gta rp trolling
>>READAN
4chan.org
>>LISTENAN
spanish asmr
>>EATAN
reeces bar
>>DRINKAN
cherry lucozade
>>FAPPAN
your mum
>>BUILDAN
a wall around my base
>>FEELAN
neutral

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>>59298180
I'm going to build a whole city around Italyslop

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>>59298055
>PLAYAN
/vp/ixelmon soon hopefully
>READAN
a sloppy romance manga
>LISTENAN
the mother vocal album
>EATAN
I had donuts earlier but I ate them too fast, now I'm snackless
>DRINKAN
cold water because it's hot as shit
>BUILDAN
big cityscape with hopefully two parks for events I want to try to hold
>FEELAN
excited as fuck

48 MINUTES!!!

>>59298205
I want itallian village, but not roman. It's a peaceful village aesthetic I'm going for

>>59298205
you should watch that movie where it's set in pokeitaly for inspo

If anyone still hasen't found a town; we're three folks making a Stone/Wood town with a clocktower and a Gym. You're very welcome to join!

We're thinking of building by a lake/facing the ocean, have a clocktower, maybe even have a little beach area.

>>59298211
>cityscape build
If you don't have plans for a gym, that's along the lines of what I was aiming for this year.

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>>59298250

>>59298255
unfortunately I have plans for a gym, I haven't been gym leader in a few years so I want to try my best this time around

30 MINUTES!!!

30 MINUTES REMAIN

janniggers better not wait to release the modpack the moment the server launches

>>59298114
kys

24 MINUTES!!!!

Is there a mod pack yet? How is it we do not have access to one before launch?

does anyone know the version of MC and whether it's fagbric or forge?

Emome would have released the pack two weeks ago

>>59298284
the janiggers have posted 0 (zero) server info beyond a rough view of the client side mod list
you'' have to wait the 20 or so minutes until the server goes live before you get any information about the server you intend to play

Where is the discord link that the beta testers are in?

Whos hosting this year?

>>59298291
They're too busy spawning legendaries and 6x31 shinies for themselves to answer, get back to them in about an hour or two

>>59298293
snessy

bot thread

>>59298258
That's actually a great idea. Thanks

12 MINUTES!

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>first download the modpack
WHERE YOU STUPID NIGGER

The delay along with not releasing the modpack already has just gone to show that things truly have changed but all for the worst just like with Gamefreak. It first started out as simply being a simple for fun server that people could play on that introduced new mods every single time so that every year would have something unique and interesting to them that'd make people remember and enjoy their time being on here. Only for it now to become this soulless husk of a release that features nothing special outside of the most popular and "safe" things in it as to not dismay or not put off as much of its audience as possible. It just seems to be anything Pokemon related that this eventually happens to, with a fanbase that seems to put up with whatever slop that gets put on their plate instead of actually taking a stand for once in order to get the quality product they desire. An unforunate circumstance that really just goes to show the type of board this place is along with the people that use it now as opposed to before which is a genuine shame because of the amount of fun that used to be had before. If you truly cared about the product and wanted things to get better, do not join and do not play on the server until we get the product we are owed.

taps foot impatiently... 10 minutes no pack...

>>59298293
me

>>59298322
You might be overreacting.

did we get the fucking date right there's no way they're waiting down to the minute to release it

>>59298333
The clique got distracted with the gooning session. It'll be another three hours

they put so much effort into "looking" nice and organized to officialize /vp/ixelmon when it was never meant to be and now we have circlejerks and NO MODPACK

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>publically announced release date of 22nd may 12pm est
>people chimping out about modpack not being out yet

>>59298336
LET ME FUCKING IN ON THE FUCKING GOONING SESSION THEN

>>59298322
/vp/ixelmon, not merely as a 4chan initiative but as a 15 years old running institution, has fallen

We're playing vanilla this year I guess

>>59298339
and my dick is unsucked

6 MINUTES NO MODPACK WE HAVE FALLEN

>>59298341
You know the modpack is usually released early so people can download it in advance, right?

>>59298339
don't worry they are not just pretending to be organized and professional *server crashes after 10 minutes*

>https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/manual-mod-installation-2026-05-22
>https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/manual-mod-installation-2026-05-22
>https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/manual-mod-installation-2026-05-22
>https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/manual-mod-installation-2026-05-22
>https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/manual-mod-installation-2026-05-22
IT'S UP

>>59298347
this

We hope you guys enjoy the ARG we've put together to find the modpack!

>>59298351
THATS FUCKING USELESS WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO INSTALL THEM GIVE US THE FUCKING FILES YOU NIGGER

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>forced to stay out in living room
>controlify doesn't support steam controller yet

>>59298351
ok and where do we fucking download it?

Okay fuck this I'm putting the mods together myself. Just gimme 5 minutes and I'll post it here

>>59298356
your pc

>>59298357
and where will you get vpplus

>>59298357
don't waste your time we'll still need their custom mod

>>59298322
>features nothing special outside of the most popular and "safe" things in it as to not dismay or not put off as much of its audience as possible
Wrong, we get the same boring shit gen after gen not because it's safe but because admins are selfish pricks who just want to shove their personal favorites in every time.

60 SECONDS

>>59298353
please... the download... just give us it you slimy fag...

>>59298355
Just emulate a sexbox controller

I'm going to commit fucking war crimes

ITS UP

IT'S TIMEEEE WHERE MODPACK

Server is delayed, just revealed in the discord. Delayed to 5 PM EST

But nobody came.

I WOKE UP EARLY FO RTHIS WHERE

And they're late

JANNY TRANNIES WHAT IS THIS

We got time to make a website that nobody gives a shit about and only uses because you refuse to talk outside your discord, we got time to make a fakedex bulbapedia, we got time to make fucking trailers, all of which nobody gives a single fuck about, but when it comes to releasing the modpack or the map or anything like usual noooooooo no time at all cant expect them to do the fucking basics, they're too busy jerking themselves off for their OCs they forced in again.

I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM MY JOB AS A NEET FOR THIS

Why haven't the jannies been genocided yet?

>>59298385
I have a busy schedule of doing nothing as well. This is devastating

it'll be ready in like 5 to 10 minutes

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>>59298372
>>59298387
>>59298379
>>59298378

>>59298391
HAHAHAHA

i bet they'll give us the server IP significantly before the actual modpack

>>59298391
making a list of all jannies and harassing them ingame everytime they log in
Bebop, Gareet, Bunny of Epicness
who else?

>>59298391
Are you for fucking real? They didn't test the fucking server before launch?

>>59298391
let me guess it's vpplus and they have no backups

>>59298361
>>59298362
Whenever they post it but it'll be better than nothing. Already downloaded everything we needed though. Just got to upload it and it should be up once I post the link

>>59298391
Epic embed fail

>>59298390
why didnt you start getting it ready 5-10 minutes earlier than you did
why isnt the final version of the beta pack that you tested the server on what you are using as the launch build
you have a deadline, all you had to do was take a single recent working instance and have it ready less than 30 minutes before that time

>>59298401
nigga you'll have to download the whole pack regardless if you just want vpplus and you also can't guarantee the versions of the mods you downloaded are the same ones as in the modpack

I work 168 hours a week and this is my only time off for this server. Can you believe this shit?

>>59298396
Neither Gareet not Bunny are Jannies.

I PAUSED MY E621 TO BE HERE

>>59298407
That's a lot of hours Anon. Do you commission human on mon sex with the money you make?

>>59298409
What tag were you looking at?

-9 MINUTES LEFT!

>>59298391
Gee whiz if only someone said that FUCKING HERE instead of in some closed walled garden where nobody can see shit. Like anyone with two braincells to rub together would know to do.

truly 4hours, competence is clearly this team's strongest suit.

I'm going to make a build for my harem of waifumons to live in

At least we have Starship Flight 12 to look forward to. That won't be delayed either due to retardation, right? Haha...

>>59298412
pokemon, minecraft, edging

>>59298416
trvke

>>59298416
Or posted it on that website they spent so much time on

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uhoh threaddies...

>>59298412
holding_hands

>>59298427
GATEKEEPERS

>>59298428
You sick fuck. God's looking down on you with fury right now.

>>59298416
They won't do that because these worthless faggots will do anything to feel more in power which involves partaking in their secret little club and only dripfeeding us plebs tidbits of information when they feel like. Talking about it only fuels their false sense of superiority, but it is important that they know they are wastes of air.

https://vpixelmon.com/home it's up fags

ITS UP CHECK FRONT PAGE ITS UP

https://vpixelmon.com/home
IT'S UP

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It's up
https://vpixelmon.com/home

>>59298434
perhaps some burning crosses on their in game lawns will serve to send the correct message?

>mega
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING NIGGERS CAN'T YOU USE A NORMAL FILE HOST

>>59298439
wrong picture fuck

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LAUNCH THREAD WITH IP AND MODPACK!

>>59298442
>>59298442
>>59298442

>>59298443
Mega is normal. Actually too normal. Pick a better niche one

>Used up all my mb upload limit today earlier for various reasons
>Can't download the modpack for another 24 hours
Help

newfag here, if you use any pokemon after gen 6, you are gay

>>59298451
download the technic instance

>>59298434
I always thought this editorializing was bullshit and they were just lazy and incompetent, but the more time goes on the more I think you might be right.

>>59298106
>havent we always had a map early
I think that was just last year.

hi roughpuff

>>59299581
hi. I like diapers