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>>59348420where is the tournament being held tomorrow I wanna set up a popup booth there
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so who's the worst janny and why?
>>59348571yur mum
>>59348598janny hands typed this
>>59348571this is intentionally subvisive
>>59348667
how the fuck do you get combees to go into beehives
>>59348984Dont need a beehive though? Just plant flowers under Sacc tries and have them in a pasture.
>>59349205i need honeycombs though
>>59341455The beanies for the Wooper lines aren't updated to the newest texture, I'm hoping for a mid-server-life update so that SOMEONE can fix it.
is there a list of what clovermons made it in or should i just assume all of them
>>59349456https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oXLdwYk4WrFB9BKIRYFa7_4ws6dtzuIkIRNt67fsJ4E/edit?gid=738085608#gid=738085608all the fakemons available
>>59349490this doesnt have the clovermons on it
>>59349267Try planting flowers around them then, otherwise I don't know.
>>59349456No list for them so you'll have to look into the modpack itself and see what ones are in within the species folder
>>59349267kill combees for honeycomb, 3 to make a hivealso, combees are fucking braindead and will get stuck incredibly easily, mostly on tree themselves or just on tall flowers
i gave up on the combee bullshit i was trying it in creative
>witch hazel blossoms add falling leaves and lightkino achieved
>>59350056think of the poor gym jannies who have to sweep up all the leaves every day
How's it going this year, I've been too preoccupied to play at all like I planned to
>>59350316doing good, but somewhat unstable
>>59350316
Reminder we've got Multi-Midweek tourney today! In 4 hours bring yourself, 3 mon and a friend if you can! If you show up to participate without a partner we'll try to get you paired up with someone else! Check extra rules on site!
On the behalf of VPNN, you can request a functional newspaper dispenser by requesting such from Demadunk for free. I'm only gonna do one newspaper dispenser per town for free though, and make sure you're subscribed to VPNN or else it'll be empty for you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AIIIIEEEE
apologize
>midweek tourney with only like 30 players>server still in the dumpster 15 minutes before start
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
compromise: we take turns raping qwil
Ban all "women" from the server
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH SHULKERS OR PICTURE FRAMES!!!!!THE GAME CRASHED THE SECOND MISERY BROKE HER SHULKER I WATCHED IT HAPPEN WITH MY VERY OWN EYESSHULKERS ARE RAPPPPPED
>>59350986literally got told to not do that btw
>>59350986
>>59350986Qwil I'm banning you and misery until the tourney is over -Program
>>59350988she didnt know it was gonna crash it SHE WONT DO IT NOW SHES GONNA LEAVE SHULKERS ALONE UNTIL AFTER THE TOURNEY AND WE GET IT FATHOMED OUT
>>59350986qwil we, yes WE are gonna rape you for a day in reparation for delaying tourny
>>59350993YOU ARE NOT HIM.
>>59350993Also getting a tripcode while I'm here>>59350998Proof: I have bikini photos and saw the one in the pokemon center at your town
>>59351006FUCKING WHAT BANNING ME FOR I DIDNT CRASH THE SERVER
>>59350965What tourney is it this time?
>>59351011just multibattles with fakemons allowed (not clover) and no item clause. nothing special, just a little something for people that play outside weekends
QWILFISH IS KEEPING THE TOURNEY DOWN
>>59351010I'm not risking a third crash until the tourney is over. You and misery will be unbanned once it's finished.
>>59351010
Is the qwil rape session gonna be duos or singles? Do I need to find a teammate?
>>59351017UNBAN ME YOU NUTCASE IM NOT CRASHING THE SERVER ITS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MISERYS SHULKERS, I WAS GONNA DO THE TOURNAMENT JUST SPENT RUPEES TRAINING MY POKEMONUNBAN ME AT ONCE YOU IMBECILE
bye faggot
>>59351029INCORRECT BANIM NOT CRASHING THE SERVER IT WAS HER SHULKER AND SHE SAID SHE WOULDNT BREAK THEM ANYMOREUNBAN ME AND MISERY AT ONCE AND LET ME TAKE PART IN THE TOURNAMENT I SPENT MONEY TO DO
>>59351010I am banning you because you're gay and we're an anti-LGBT server
So can I go get my tiggy or do I go watch anime or something
>>59351042KILL YOURSELF FAKE PROGRAM I WANT AN ACTUAL ANSWER
>>59351045you and your gf have crashed the server during tournament time and you're expecting everyone to wait for you for the tournament? program posted in chat to not do what you did again and you did it, now you're in the cuck chamber until the tournament is over and a janny can look at your situation
i WILL SPERG OUT. this isnt fair in the slightest IF ANYTHING KEEP MISERY BANNED (even though she wont break a shulker again) I DIDNT DO FUCKWAS MY NAME IN THE LOGS? NO. IT WAS HERS. SO UNBAN ME SO I CAN DO THE TWATTING TOURNAMENT YOU UTTER LUGNUTPLEASE SAAR!!! DO NOT REDEEM!! YOU FUCKING!! DO NOT REDEEM!!
>>59351049throwing your e-gf under the bus god damn lmao
>>59351048>you and your gfNO. JUST MY GF. BY MISTAKE. AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT EXACTLY CRASHED THE SERVER, SHE WONT DO IT AGAINWE DIDNT KNOW WHAT SHE DID UNTIL SHE DID IT AGAIN, THEN WE REALISED EXACTLY WHAT WASCRASHING ITLET ME THE FUCK ON
>>59351053nooo no noo i could neverrr she didnt mean itshe deserves to be unbanned too >< but i can understand WHY they'd wanna keep her banned but we know whats crashing it now so she WONT do it again for real this timeI JUST WANT TO DO THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT I SPENT AN HOUR PREPARING FOR
>>59351056>only an hour
>>59351061whether it was 11 days or 11 months isnt really relevant :))) i still WANTED to do the tournament!! whether i prepared for it or notalso. ALSO. IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUCKING CRASHES SO WHY BAN ME STOP HIDING PROGRAM
>>59351053terrible. i'm going to steal his girl at this rate
ill have a civil conversation with program if he wants to but since this is the thread i'll continue to sperg out and have a massive tantrum, after all! im the server lolcow! gotta give the people what they want :3
>>59351070how about you guys schedule it for an hour from now?
>>59351072how about you suck my balls
>>59351076FUCK YOU SABOR FAKE FAKE FAKE SCREENSHOT FAAAAAKE
>>59351076Why should I care about these two literally whos?
dunno whose thing berry1 is but we're using it for the tourney
>>59351070Come on bro, stop it.
>>59351105wipes tear... wipes nose on sleeve... b-but.. i.. its not my fault... sniff... i just wanted to battle... you.. me.. b-battle... yes...? sniffle.. ARGH!!!!
>update thread>45 new message"Oh boy thread activity">It's all qwilfish sperging outmany such cases
>>59351144sowwy ><
shoulda reigned in your boywife and none of this woulda happened qwil....
>>59351109The whole roleplay act is a bit much dude... Just take a break for a while, you should get access after the tourney anyways, go for a walk or something.
Man this is the funnest tournament ever sure hope no one was able to miss it today!
>>59351169i mean its just "bring whatever you want + fakemon"no participation ticket btw
>>59351169fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>59351169Man being employed really reduces my ability to enjoy the serb :(
>>59351167hmph. ok unironically stupid sperg larp aside my ban was retardedhow the devil am i responsible for the crashes when my name didnt ONCE appear in the logstheres something wrong with shulkers or picture frames :Di just wanted to battle!!
>>59351176The answer is that people don't trust you to not punt the server on purpose through collaboration. Also, what colour was the offending shulker?
>>59351178why the fuck would i crash the server on purpose during a tournament I WANTED TO TAKE PART IN??? im not a fucking faggot, and misery wouldnt do it on purpose eitherALSO the shulker was pink, shes got a yellow and blue one as wellshe was messing with picture frames at the time so it MIGHT be to do with that
>>59351182I told you guys not to do anything and yet you did it a second time. It isn't personal, this is simply a trolley problem and you and misery being tempbanned was the most gentle solution to prevent further tourney delay. Sorry qwil... :(
>>59351188>you guysONE, I DIDNT DO ANTYHING?TWO, SHE DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE, WE DIDNT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WAS CAUSING THE CRASHall she did was BREAK her fucking shulker in order to get it BACK INTO HER INVENTORY.
>>59351191Even if it was unintentional we didn't want to risk a third crash.
>>59351194program. we knew what caused the crash after the second one. it was her breaking the shulker. AND BECAUSE WE KNEW WHAT WAS CAUSING IT, SHE WOULDNT HAVE DONE IT AGAINBANNING HER I CAN ALMOOOOST UNDERSTAND BUT ME? I JUST WANTED TO DO THE FUCKING TOURNAMENTive never witnessed such grand retardation from someone other than myself, if you'd just taken one fucking minute to listen to me before banning me none of this wouldve happened
>>59351196you were told to stop doing whatever you were doing after the first crash, you did not listen and crashed it a second timethere's a tournament going on, jannies have other things to do than babysit you, so you were put on hold until the tournament is doneit upsets you but they have no other choice because they can't dispatch someone to change your diaper
>>59351207oh shut up you fucking retard she didnt know what was crashing the server, it was only the second time we truly realised the causei didnt crash nothing you actual dog anus evacuated turdi didnt need fucking babysat, all i had to do was say "misery dont place any more shulkers" and that wouldve been that problem fucking solved
>>59351213why did you not stop what you were doing after being asked to stop doing what you were doing?
>>59351220because we didnt know WHAT WE WERE DOINGGET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK AMERICAN SKULLROAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DONT EVEN RECALL PROGRAM SAYING DONT DO IT AGAIN, BUT THAT WOULDNT HAVE MATTERED BECAUSE My dearest girlfriend Misery did not know precisely what action was causing the server to crash.Lots of loveQwil <3
>Don't break the shulker boxes Qwil, it crashes the server>QwilWhy do you guys even negotiate with him?
>>59351228I DIDNT BREAK THE SHULKER BOXMISERY BROKE THE SHULKER BOXI DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS WHAT CRASHED THE SERVERMISERY DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS WHAT CRASHED THE SERVERCHAT WAS FULL OF PEOPLE GOING WAOWWWW QWIL AND HIS TRANNY GF CRASHED THE SERVER WAOWWWI COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN.NEGOTIATE WITH MY SHIT FILLED DIAPER, SIR. LOVE YOU. XOXO.
>>59351224as soon as your gf logged on she got killed and called out by the janny and told to not touch anything, and she did it regardless
>>59351232right whether thats true or not i dont see what the devil that has to do with mechances are she didnt even see it because everyone was too busy hooting and hollering about how "qwil crashed the server!!"
calm the fuck down qwil. fucking deltarune ch5 comes out soon, why you spending your strength on sperging out online? do not let retard haters gang on you
>>59351252omg youre right deltaruneeee i forgot im happy again now sorry i was mean everyone!! ill be back soon <3
xth for permaban qwil
>>59351255whats a xth...and is the tournament over yet :3
Add Sans next year
>>59351191bro program is being lenient as fuck, just say "yeah sorry for interrupting the tourney dudes, could we help mods later to research what could've caused the crash?"
>>59351265i didnt interrupt it though, if not by a few minutes :Dwe knew after the second crash what caused it and misery wasnt gonna do it again, there wasnt any need to ban us both! :3
>>59351232the whole server is going to run a train on the tranny gf while qwil watches
>>59351269>crashes the serb twice>>I-I didn't interrupt it>>Program is stupid I shouldn't have been banned>>waaaaaaaahThey are being way too lenient with you, if it were up to me I woukd give you a 3 day ban.
>>59351283so you'd fuck a tranny? shes NOT one but youre saying if she was you'd fuck her? waow.>>59351284didnt listen to me awardalso i didnt even interrupt it we hadnt even started yet, if anything it was delayed by 5 minutesim sure if you think about it for more than 4 seconds you'll understand my argumentme and misery DID NOT KNOW what was crashing the server until the second crash
>Oh yeah the only rule on here is don't be a nigger>Ummm actually crashing the server? Yeah that goes against the rules and deserves a ban sorry sweetie maybe you should have known about this secret rule instead before we banned you :^)Make it make sense...
>>59351291i believe crashing the server would fall under dont be an enward, anyone could fathom that outHOWEVER! we didnt do it on purpose!! were sowwy!!! :3 we didnt know what was crashing it!!
>>59351291>crashing the server after being told what was making it crash and to not do it again doesnt count as not being a nigger
>>59351297we werent told what makes it crash, program said "WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING STOP IT" (checked my log)how was she to know exactly what was crashing the serverit seems program didnt even know himself at the time, NOBODY COULD HAVE KNOWN
>>59351297Maybe the definition of a nigger should be explained more? Perhaps with something that'll detail it more in a way? Maybe more rules that describe it instead of just one hmm?
>>59351306dont be a retard you sound like vpcordians that get banned and go "urmmm you never specifically said griefing WASNT allowed!!!"
>>59351306>duh ive never been on the internetif you go out of your way to ruin things for other people you are a nigger, it isnt hard
holy shit quill take your fucking meds NOW
>>59351320my meds were remembering deltarune ch5 is coming <3oh, and it's spelt "qwil" not "quill"! harmless mistake though, no problem at all! <3
>>59351324I'm about to unban you guys. Please don't touch anything, I'd like to ask you some questions. Stay still and don't touch anything ok
>>59351349ofc ofc im scared to touch anything too tee hee
>>59351352>inb4 they crash the serb again with no survivors
jannies pls put these links in the next ophttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oXLdwYk4WrFB9BKIRYFa7_4ws6dtzuIkIRNt67fsJ4E/edit?gid=170928613#gid=170928613https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZnfeWJF2YB8zFilIjsLStAqRzXcjPWtw?usp=sharingreply with ur favorite fakemon btw
how has qwil not been banned yet? like legit I'm genuinely wondering why because he has been causing problems since the day 1 of this serb
WHO DID THAT.
QWILLLL
HE CRASHED THE SERVER AGAIN I SAW IT
my bad guys my spam crashed the server
i will do it again
>>59351553>>59351554BAN LIME AND SOVIET WERE PLACING WATER AND LAVA AND RUNNING AROUND THROWING OUT GORYANNUS REGIGIGAS FAZEAGLE DOING ALL SORTS OF TOMFOOLERYME AND MISERY DIDNT TOUCH ANY EVIL SHULKERS
Winners from the mid-week Multi Tourney!
Next time don't ban me from tournaments or else this will keep happening :)
>[CHAT] [Trainer] Silentn1nja100: why i cant open chest>[CHAT] [Trainer] Silentn1nja100: game pls>[CHAT] [Trainer] Silentn1nja100: qwil waht did you do>Client disconnected with reason: DisconnectedI WAS FRAMED FRAMED FRAMED SOMEONE CRASHED THE SERVER ON PURPOSE
>>59351563It was a lot of fun!
>Create causes lag>Automobility causes lag>Point Blank causes lag>Emotecraft causes lag>Armorer's Workshop causes lag>Exposure causes lag>Jenny mod causes lagSomething tells me that maybe playing modded Minecraft in multiplayer is just something that shouldn't be done
well its over folks, pack it in see you during the sekrit winter serb
>>59351572worst part is we dont even have create this gen....
>>59351563wow, look at that! what fun they're having! it's a shame qwil couldn't make it
JANNIES CHECK THE LOGSFIND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
>>59351572Half the mods in this pack are unused and cause giganto lag. You can make a customizable car, or just ride your favorite Pokemon at twice the speed (and flies).And people just use Guns to grief other people, or the disaster that was Cobblestrike. They make the server hectic, and in a way, a tiny bit more fun, but ultimately aren't worth the hassle. At least the Photography thing has been used effectively for plenty of things, even if I don't necessarily use it.
>>59351563
hello saar thank you for contacting vpixlemon support, i just checked the logs it looks like quil did rape the server he's b& forever now
>>59351627go back to work "evil"!
DEAR BAN, LIME, SOVIET, AND ANY OTHER faggots.NO MORE LAVA. NO MORE WATER. NO MORE FIRE. NO MORE SPIDERS. NO MORE MUSLIM MUSIC. NO MORE DESTRUCTION. GOODNIGHT.
>>59351646Qwil just fuck off
>>59351646you're trapped nigger
>>59351364change your blockbench settings so it renders right buddyalso if you like p7 you should get one and use metronome thats the best animation i made
>>59351912This mon looks crazy with shaders btw
>>59351918true but it also kinda fucks with my Artistic Vision that i had when i was making it
>>59351591guns and cars could go and only 1-2 people would notice
how the FUCK do you get moomoo milki'm right clicking on miltank with a bottle but it does nothing
>>59352043you have to own the miltank
>>59352058sounds unethical
>>59352174okay groomer
>>59351262I wanted to add a deltarune character but I decided against it to not attract more braindead troons
>>59352206>>59352206There's a literal deltarune town, I don't think it matters
>>59352248Was it the town that got nuked and its residents banned?
>>59352446Which town was nuked? This one wasn't, still there to visit right now.
>>59351926ive been saying this we dont need those dumbass plane/car mods
>>59352495
>>59351684i tp'd to spawn before i logged off buddy!
for those that havent tried, polishing your boots at lickitung does NOT remove aether set bonuses like lava immunity
>program moments after feeding anti-freeze to all the Dudunsparce from the WT pool
Qwil if you crash the server again then Rougeport shall be terraformed back into trans beach again
>>59353015projecting your force feminisation fetish onto rogueport btw
>>59353015i am going to crash the server and you can't stop me!!
qwil stop crashing the server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK4XhR0lYlEWe lynch Qwil at dawn
Presently bugtesting the server. Expect crashes for now. Sorry folks!
>>59351926I like the guns and cars but even I have to agree.
the fattest behavior from qwil overloaded the serv, put this nigga on a treadmill
Replace the gun mod with a magic system mod one instead that'll be more inline with Pokemon
I FUCKING HATE COBBLESTRIKE
Dudunsparce did nothing wrong
dundunsparce more like DUMBDUMBSPARCE
>https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/irons-spells-n-spellbooksConsider for next year
>>59353196>"oh boy more things to make the server lag!"
>>59353196FUCK NO
>>59353158
>>59353196This is a good mod but it’s a bit too potent for a cobblemon server.
yeah guys lets add cars and magic to pokemon, fuck it add every mod ever
>>59353619this but unironically
THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES WITH BLACKENED KNIFESHALL DUEL WITH HEROES STRIFE BY STRIFE
>>59353890faggot
>>59353890Couldn't even be bothered to take the photo in the deltarune town
>>59353890Worst post of all time award
>>59353962Tell me you're able to ride yoshi
