1 AM fights at Waffle House editionPrevious >>59315782>FAQ>What is this?People are turning into Pokemon in the real world. Some are having the time of their lives, and some are struggling to survive. These are their stories.>How do I join?Just start posting.>What's the lore?People and animals (and at least one tree) are changing at random in their sleep, waking up still in the real world, but now as Pokemon, and nobody knows why (that includes you. Please don't try to explain it). Just enough transformations are occurring to notably change day-to-day life without collapsing civilization. This is not the apocalypse, even if it might feel like it to some characters in the moment. Some people are more in touch with their instincts than others, and some have lost more of their humanity than others. That's about it. Avoid legendaries if possible.>What the Hell is PIPS?In many of the stories, the scientific community in-universe has begun referring to Pokemon instincts and the loss of humanity some people who transform experience as Pokémon Induced Psychosis Syndrome, or PIPS. The term is explained in more detail here: https://rentry.org/sip-concepts
Ongoing Stories:>Transformed Into a Lucariohttps://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se>Copanon the PokeWhisperer by Copanonhttps://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonStory>Digigirlhttps://pastebin.com/rvUJh1Vd>Professor Decidueye by ProfDhttps://rentry.co/ProfD>VetPhox by Phoxanonhttps://rentry.co/DelphoxStory>Kartanimator by Kartanonhttps://rentry.co/kartanimator>The Pokemon Pit by ProfDhttps://rentry.co/r7aa9bzy>Churchanon by Churchanonhttps://rentry.org/cb24k1ti>Swiss Army Mienshao by Mienshanonhttps://rentry.co/whipping-back-into-action/>No Memories Umbreon by Churchanonhttps://rentry.org/ua24k1ti>Emolganonhttps://pastebin.com/EWkUN7zD>Miloticanonhttps://rentry.co/MiloticStory>Belarusian Blastoise by Phoxanonhttps://pastebin.com/WAh6Wnkm>Nineanon and Other Nineshttps://pastebin.com/7ngT3v07>Don Garbodor by ProfDhttps://rentry.co/DonGarbodor>Mimikyu Misadventures by multiple anons (open source)https://rentry.co/MimikyuStory>The DAW Reportshttps://rentry.co/Saffron-1>Copanon's side storieshttps://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonSideStories>Kartanon's side storieshttps://rentry.co/kartanimator-disc-b>Mienshanon's one-shotshttps://rentry.org/miensha-oneshots>ProfD's one-shotshttps://rentry.org/ProfDOneShots>Bulbanon's one-shots (open source)https://pastebin.com/yCaEfNP9>Other one-shotshttps://pastebin.com/UtXMsyyD>One-shots that were too spicy for pastebinhttps://rentry.co/SoImOneShots>April Fool's Storieshttps://pastebin.com/dP9nGavs
>>59389214>furfaggot general
Archived stories:>Herding Catshttps://rentry.org/HerdingCats>Super Macho Monhttps://rentry.co/MachampStory>0332https://pastebin.com/WMdqhP8H>Tinkanonhttps://rentry.co/TinkatonStory>Not a Pikachuhttps://rentry.co/notapikachu>Lopunanonhttps://pastebin.com/ecBem3sz>Serpent and Wyrm by Snivyanonhttps://rentry.co/SerpentAndWyrm>A Loser and a Lost Snowpix by Drifteranonhttps://rentry.org/tcab223e>The New Police Animals by Snivyanonhttps://rentry.co/larsonkurt>The Human Wimpod Evolvedhttps://rentry.co/GolisopodStory>Sandslash and Ms. Gemstonehttps://rentry.co/h62h6eh7e>Mareanieanonhttps://rentry.co/MareanieStory>Drifteranon's one-shotshttps://pastebin.com/4K9M6uJ2Statistics and thread list:https://rentry.org/fd9ise4ohttps://rentry.org/sip-down-memory-lane
Another small addition to the changelog:- Added Indian Miltank one-shot to Mienshanon's one-shot Rentry page(Yes, that was me)Thanks for keeping the archives up to date, Macho!
just let it die nigga
>>59389214>”It’s okay, Mom, he’s a good guy.”>Mom didn’t think so.>Her eyes locked onto you like a hawk.>She rushed herself between you and the boy.>A veiny, frail arm finding sudden strength, gripping the back of the boy’s shirt too hard.>Wise mom.>”Mooooom, he’s a good guy, Mom! It’s okay!” The kid repeated, louder and longer. “He’s gonna help Kitty!”>As if she didn’t hear him perfectly.>The kid switched between struggling loose and listening to his mother multiple times.“I’ll look.” You called the kid, wanting to reassure both him and Mom.>It had little effect; they starting bickering. >Kitty was last seen near the clothesline, right before the copse at the back of the property.>You’d investigate there.>The back door slammed shut, muting the squabbling.>A lock clacked into place, echoing through the near-empty backyard. >Kid had a good heart.>Mom had a working brain.>You didn’t blame either of them.>Pokémon appearing was a dream come to life for the child. >For Mom, heck if she knew what’s safe or dangerous.>If a stranger appeared in your backyard, where your kid was playing… >Any sane parent would do the same.>Were you still human, it’d be downright frightening.>And with how you looked now?>The dreary, downcast, day made today’s patrol a messy one.>Paws caked with grime.>Fur glistened by humidity.>The skin beneath clammy with sweat.>An animalistic first impression.
>>59389759>Recent events made things tougher.>Wonder and awe from the first months still pulled a lot of weight.>But the stories couldn’t be ignored.>Pokémon were dangerous.>The more bizarre the story, the more memorable it was. >“Historic Grand Canyon Trail Closed Due to Dragons.”>”Grizzlies Brawl Ursaring for Territory.”>Pikachu Stops Pacemaker After Belly Rub: Dos and Don’ts of Approaching Pokémon.”>Mom was right.>Stranger danger.>The clothesline poles were old.>Compared to the new twine above, the metal posts were ancient. >They’d been painted and repainted white multiple times, and the most recent layer flecked away to the rust beneath.>Cats had definitely been here.>Your nose wasn’t sharp enough to tell how many, or what was what.>But there was a subtle feline undercurrent.>Sniffing at the air again made you pause.>Had the boy not flagged you down you’d have continued right past.>Nothing obvious was amiss.>Something was off.>All small and insignificant.>Perhaps nothing on their own, but together.>Fur rose when you stared at the tall woods ahead.>Consciously, you weren’t sure why.>Your unconscious knew.>What you smelled, and what you didn’t smell, were equally important.>A more thorough look shared concerning clues.>No recent droppings.>Elderberries on larger shrubs were left to rot.>Thorny raspberry bushes dominated the forest’s entrance.>The stink of fermentation stung the nostrils as you squatted for a closer look.>Here too, perfectly good raspberries were left to decay.>A fruit popped off with little effort, the gentle tug pulped its sugary innards on your hand-paws.>Too ripe now, but this was a mountain of food for any small creature.>Faded, days-old territorial scents barely registered.>Potent markings lingered, but to be this stale was bizarre.
(Shitpost inspired by the end of the previous thread I have no idea how to bring up in-character so here y'all go:)>https://rentry.co/007inoone(Also thanks everyone for the kind feedback last thread; it means a lot to see that people seem to appreciate the story and the formatting).
>>59389772>Beneath it all, you finally realized, was the unignorable bedrock of carrion.>Old, sulfurous cadavers.>Only at the edge of the forest did you realize how quiet it was.>Where were the birds?>Shielding your eyes, you looked around in a circle.>No songs.>No cawing.>Not a single tweet.>No squirrels hopping about.>Not even a chipmunk.>Only the wind, softly whistling through the brush and rattling leaves.>Lowering your head, you ignored the cauldron of smells, sights, and all other sensation.>Months of practice made seeing aura second-nature.>A wall of living, dying, and dead trees stood proud and tall.>Long tendrils of mycelium stretched below, mingling and aiding the roots of the giants above.>The pure, unthinking aura of long-lived vegetation.>All healthy, pleasant colors.>But the grove behind this neighborhood didn’t glow like a forest should.>Nothing bigger than insects.>You reached further in, and the same colors remained.>Where was everything? >Lifeless boulders, different colonies of pests, and hopeful saplings broke the monotony.>Any and all small animals eluded you.>You swam deeper, reaching the innermost depths of the woodland. >Only in a cropping of dead trees did you finally spot the outlier. >This far out, it strained the extent of your abilities. >You were tensing invisible muscles demanding relaxation.>It stood out so much it was impossible to miss.>You grunted, losing focus for a second and making your eyes water. >There was something.>The unmistakable aura outline of a kitten…>Scared.>Very scared. >Not on the ground… >A few feet in the air… >Rotating.>Spinning.>Like meat on a spit.>Round and round.>And above it…>So hard to make out…>Something…>Hungry.Updated Aurabin: https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4seMore tomorrow. I read everything from the previous thread. Didn't give a (you) to everything like I should've. Glad you nerds keep writing. Lotta fun here!Point out my mistakes, share advice, etc.
>>59389783Well that's positively horrifying. Good to have you back, Lucarioanon
>>59389759I wonder if wearing some human-ish clothes might help the Lucario’s first appearance. Make it obvious this isn’t some feral beast, but a human with (at least most of their) logic and reason.Superman shirt? Collar? PMD trademark bandannas?>>59389772I always imagine the Aura vision like Hitman “Instinct”. Very cool that he’s developed his skills this far.>>59389783I’m genuinely stumped by which Pokémon that is supposed to be and can’t wait to find out.
>>59389781We’re glad to have you and are looking forward to more “files”! I’d love to hear more about 007 and other adventures they go on.Clearly 007 must make it out alive if he was able to write the personal log.
>>59389781You sure that's a shitpost? That was some quality Spy Novel shenanigans!
>>59389781>He knew that the beginning of torture is the worst. There is a parabola of agony. A crescendo leading up to a peak and then the nerves are blunted and react progressively less until unconsciousness and death. All he could do was to pray for the peak, pray that his spirit would hold out so long and then accept the long free-wheel down to the final black-out.>He had been told by colleagues who had survived torture by the Germans and the Japanese that towards the end there came a wonderful period of warmth and languor leading into a sort of sexual twilight where pain turned to pleasure and where hatred and fear of the torturers turned to a masochistic infatuation. It was the supreme test of will, he had learnt, to avoid showing this form of punch-drunkenness. Directly it was suspected they would either kill you at once and save themselves further useless effort, or let you recover sufficiently your nerves had crept back to the other side of the parabola. Then they would start again.>Le Chiffre was talking again. 'Torture is a terrible thing,' he was saying as he puffed at a fresh cigarette, 'but it is a simple matter for the torturer, particularly when the patient,' he smiled at the word, 'is a man. You see, my dear Bond, with a man it is quite unnecessary to indulge in refinements. With this simple instrument, or with almost any other object, one can cause a man as much pain as is possible or necessary. Do not believe what you read in novels or books about the war. There is nothing worse. It is not only the immediate agony, but also the thought that your manhood is being gradually destroyed and that at the end, if you will not yield, you will no longer be a man.
>Kat and Lucarioanon after finding a hot tub (Lucario is trying desperately not to get paralyzed from the electric current)
>>59390314Dangerous as fuck if she's got a startle response.
Here's the first entry in my story of a neet who turns into a bulbasaur and tries to get his life back togetherhttps://rentry.org/bulbanon
>>59390356This thread is actually just one guy pretending to be eight different anons at once
>>59389218/thread
>>59389214furfaggots are less than subhuman
>What would I do if I turned into a Pokémon?Easy.
>>59390456It is a good use of the hands. But you know one of those little shits would demand attention from all four of your hands and be ungrateful if you divide your attention.
>You were worried that the animals turning would make it harder to herd your sheep>Your old ewe turning into an Ampharos made handling the others easy>The old girl is the best assistant you could ask for>Life is good
>>59389218furfaggot board
>>59389781This is greatI love the intrigueThese files are quickly becoming one of my favorite series of stories
I wish I was a Vaporeon.
>>59391475Swimming in clean water while being semipermeable sounds like a wonderful zen experience. Things literally flowing through you, feeling the currents all around you, deciding when to cut through and when to let yourself be carried, being at one with the water itself.
Thank you to those interested in the 007 file I managed to decrypt. However, that was done solely by chance; those are sealed up more tightly than Fort Knox, so it's a miracle I got it at all. If it happens again I'll post, but really don't count on it.As for the files I am here to spread, I managed to decrypt another one of Saffron's reports:>https://rentry.co/Saffron-2To the person who asked if I have any personal relation to Saffron, I can't really answer because that could give away who I am. Someone also said how the stories seem to have some strange part at the beginning. I looked into it and it seems like some parts of the third file got shifted to the front of the first two. Fixing that is beyond my capabilities, but I think the best solution I could come up with is making a site where people can access the database of my leaks. It's here. I guess this can be the 'homepage' of my files for the OP links:https://rentry.co/ARK-SIPThanks again for your care, anons. Stay safe out there; these are trying times.
>>59391581I like the way you post these stories in-character. It's very fun
>>59391581>unless the user has has tor
>>59391680(fixed many thanks)
>>59391581With how intense (or desperate) the government is getting with these Pokémon projects, it’s probably a good thing VetPhox got out when she did.
>>59389783>You bolted forward.>Wholly forgetting your place in reality, you tumbled into, though, and over raspberry bush prickles.>Hundreds of tiny jabs weren’t enough to disrupt your transition to a bounding sprint. >Afterimages of aura blinked away, mixing real-sight with the cosmic. >Instinct moved you faster than thought. >In situations like this, you learned not to think.>Thinking makes you second-guess. >Never second-guess muscle memory.>Paws avoided roots, sharp rocks, and outcroppings you never consciously registered.>Trees blocked your path, but bounding off the largest with your powerful legs kept up the momentum.>Ears bent and twitched at odd angles, avoiding branches and leaves.>At a wet slope, you speedily clawed your way up on all fours to keep balance.>Kitty wandered deep.>Kitty probably wondered where everyone was too.>Maybe looking for family.>Sliding down a ravine on dead, wet leaves brought you close.>Sobbing meows were barely audible over the rush of air and crunch of detritus.>A hop across a small creek was all it took to stop you.>Maybe, had you honed your aura skills, you’d have noticed the opaque snare.>Perhaps, had you squinted, you’d have seen it.>Foolishly, had you thought ahead in the past minute, you’d have anticipated this obvious trap.>All three thoughts came to you mid-fall.>Your ankle slammed into sturdy, gooey strands, and sent you careening over. >Momentum carried you a few extra feet in the air before you ingloriously smashed into forest mulch.>Air knocked out of you.>The wet ground kept you sliding and tumbling towards your target.>You instinctively covered your face, but the friction hurt less than the shame. >The thoughts came fast.>The false knowledge.>These things are never alone.>They breed and consume and conquer.>Molesting the landscape. >Terrorizing mammals as they have for eons. >Gasping for breath, you turned your eyes upward.>A moment was all you needed.
>>59392000>You entered an alien landscape.>A realm of death.>Webs.>Tens of thousands of strands glimmered in slender, crystalline patterns.>Dew illuminated the densest concentrations of silk, and the canopy was thick.>Had you fallen from the sky, there was likely enough to arrest your fall and save you from crashing to the ground.>Enough to trap something big as you.>Husks of birds, squirrels, and other small creatures too emaciated and cocooned to make out hung like Christmas lights on cords.>Little mummies in the breeze. >Unknowingly flying or leaping into the snare of this ecosystem’s usurper. >All unaware the rules of survival changed overnight.>It made you mad.>You hurriedly brushed away the leaves and dirt stuck to your chest, reorienting yourself after the trip. >You prayed the tumble hadn’t alerted the horde.>The webbing snapped when you tumbled over it, and the thread neatly wrapped itself around your ankle.> Seeing no movement above, you gave a few experimental brushes to rub the silk away.>It ground the tacky webbing further into your fur and gummed your fingers.>Little came away when you smeared it across the ground.>If a single strand was this annoying… >Muted, panicked whimpering reminded you why you rushed headfirst into this corrupted place.>Between a trio of dead, but standing, oak trees, an orange kitten struggled against an ever-tightening prison.>Above it, a red and black ariados languidly worked away, preparing its next meal. >A face of pained terror on its abdomen, created by oily, gangly hairs, bobbed with each vile movement.>Back legs pulled threads from its spinneret, and its front pair worked them with the precision of a sickly artisan. >Long, chitinous eggshell fangs clicked and rotated in perverse imitation of a man’s jaw.>Preparing a batch of venom.>A nightmare made manifest. Updated Aurabin: https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4seMore tomorrow.Please share thoughts, comments, suggestions, pointers, etc.
>>59392004You've successfully turned a bug type no one thinks twice about into the stuff of nightmares. Good job, but damn, that's a really ugly thing to think about in the context of the real world suddenly having to deal with this kind of shit.
>>59392004Thanks, I absolutely loathe this and it makes me slightly queasy. Burn it all down.
>>59392013Yeah, this is exactly the kind of thing I love about these stories
>>59392004This is revenge for all the bugs my cats have killed...
>>59390369I realized I missed this at the start of the thread, and boy was this a good pallet cleanser (no offense to Lucario, I’m just an arachnophobic wuss).The concept of transformation insurance is funny. Surely being a Bulbasaur must count for at least partial disability? At least 30%? Financialization of everything strikes again, as does social media setting unrealistic expectations. Poor kid, hope his parents are doing okay. Maybe this little axolotl will be what the doctor ordered for this grumpy frog.
>>59391581I really like how this adventure is shaping up. Saffron having a shot at Sky Forme is a neat thing to build the adventure of the day plot out of.
>>59389759I am so happy that we still get new entries in Lucario's storyIt reminds me of Spider-man (when it was good)You really have a talent for making mundane pokemon seem terrifying
>>59392195Thank you for reading it!I have a lot of adventures planned for these two and just added the second chapter.I plan to edit the rentry page tomorrow to make the formatting cleaner.
>>59392923To be fair, it doesn’t take much to make a three and a half foot spider terrifying
>>59393209A three and a half foot spider wouldn't normally be the apex predator of the woods, to be fair.
>>59390369I like how you worked in the angle that Evolution is a very slow, very drawn out affair, but damn, shit's rough if nobody's even managed to evolve from a Caterpie into a Metapod in the last two years.
