A thread for the creation and discussion of fan fiction and other fanworks - anything that involves a story and/or reading. What've you been reading? What've you been writing? What would you like to see more of?>Thread question:Would you rather be a route one 'mon with a 5% chance of getting caught by a trainer of your choice or be Ghetsis two years before the start of B2W2? >Previous thread:>>59412676
Any new fan fics about my wife Green?
>>59426584I would be Ghetsis because as an Isekaijin I'm built different and would win.
>>59426584Green! >>59426586>when the scalping is so bad there are even counterfeit greenfag posts
I'm doing the unthinkable: making Pokémon do animal noises instead of just repeating their names
>>59426590Nice try bot, but everyone knows who is the real me.
>>59426584>TQI would be a shady mon that sells shit to other mons
Current ALLEGATIONS against writefags in the thread: Pofag is the CEO of HVMILIATION ritual! Ian cries while he jerks off because after making Hyde his anal bitch, he has herpes and now will never get that sweet Iridussy or Plumeri-ussy. Probably the shitposter talking about Zygarde being planet-sized, which tracks because Suzy-Marie will bloat to that size you whale fucker.SELLOUTSfag loves to stick his dick in cactus and get high off that potent Maractussy pussy. His dick will have more needles in it than a guy doing acupuncture!Mahoganyfag wants to lock Sneasel in a dungeon and make her watch him bang Clair while it’s been two months since her last shower and Rhys STILL WON’T LET HER BATHE! She’s attracting Ursaring now dammit!FF1fag loves to cuck his best friends and then SLAUGHTER them because the crystals demanded he do it. It matters not that he started the Squirtle-obsession in this thread, he abuses innocent Erikas. Missigno can’t erase your memory from the world soon enough!IMOanon mandates strict femdom, and their Appalachian origin makes me question whether their story involves clones or incest (or both). I don’t care that Aunt Vi is the woman of my dreams now! YOU DID THIS TO ME!CCanon is the KING of CRASHOUTS. After enough cannibalism he will give you the Crow Stare. He loves dragon types so much I suspect he dresses in drag-on the regular.Spicefag is secretly a hobbit because of his love for *redacted islands*. You have the Spice Islands in the south pacific, you put “Spice” in your fic title, yet do not have it take place there! I hope herpes blooms in the south pacific too!Penfriendsfag is here so little he must be scared! EMBRACE THE SHAME! If you’re gonna confess to be a furry, at least get your fursona out quicker! *HARUMPH*CSPfag, I know you’re about to embark on a gay relationship with Giovanni that ends tragically, causing him to conquer the multiverse looking to reunite with your Isekai-jin’s sweet bussy.
>>59426584>get the chance to turn into something cool like a Starly or a Venipede or have to manage the burning ship that is the plasma split I would choose to be a Galarian Zigzagoon in Galar, and I would fight until I became a FUARKING STRONG chad, after which I'd go to Spikemuth and gain notoriety as an Obstagoon with no trainer that parties hard with the locals, hanging around the gym during concerts. I would never let Piers catch me but I may temporarily lend my help to Marnie if she asks nicely
>>59426654who in their sane mind would choose to be in Galar as any living being?
>>59426654Galar sucks, There's nothing but footfagball and the occasional riot between catholic and christians
Try to keep up!!!
>>59426674>Green trips them and Liko laughs as a blooper for the anime
>>59426674why should I when my Pokemon can carry me?
>>59426675Too bad green failed to do that since she's a whole who fucks Muks.
>>59426701a whole what
>>59426664>>59426665Galar is very geographically stunning and diverse, there's plenty to do if you're a pokemon venturing deep in the bush, doubly so if you're an apex predator like Obstagoon is. Breaking into and ransacking homes, stealing as you please, even murder and rape are legal when you're a pokemon doing it to other pokemon. Raiding nests, mating with any female you want, who's going to stop you, the rangers? You'll simply be considered a part of the cycle of life. You can commit the most edgelord atrocities imaginable in the wild and then return to society and still be seen as a good boy by the humans there. A pokemon with ambition is rare—why couldn't you use your charisma to take on sponsors, leverage your fame into money, a bank account, a large house with human groupies to fuck at your leisure? And every once in a while you can return to the wild and devolve into an animal for a couple of days, a week. To take your fill of blood and sate your thirst for conquest, for cruelty. Nobody will fault you for it, since you're only a pokemon after all.
>>59426713A whole lot of Muk fucking.
>>59426726Pokémon can't legally own property
>>59426592It actually makes a whole lot of sense. Whenever I read multiple of the Pokemon’s name like “Toto, Toto, Toto-DILE!” it just feels idiotic in our medium.
>>59426696>Speed of 140faster than a sports car
>Zero contribution to the thread for almost a year.>Next few months will sap away all my free time>Beginning to really feel that burnout.I know I kind of promised to complete the Holden-Maractus drawing but I have no steam.Just came home, made this head empty, I don't care if the proportions are wrong, I'm sorry about the low effort, I'm just tired.
>>59426893Unfathomably based, CCbro. Thank you
>>59426893Stop attentionseeking then
>>59426893>faggy cursive anonkill yourself
>>59426726why the edge?
why does greenfag hate cursive so much?
Green and I went to Galar. It was boring and we left before the catholic vs christianity nonsense burned down the airport the next day.
>>59426731With popularity comes clout. With a strong enough social media following I could convince wealthy and powerful people, Chairman Rose comes to mind, to enter a partnership with me, and then the money and luxury would follow. It's all about sponsorships in Galar, and a pokemon with both human intelligence and demeanor is a rare draw. I could serve as an online influencer in the practically untapped pokemon-streamer market. By strapping a go-pro to my neck I could entertain an audience by addressing them in human speech as I perform dizzying parkour across skyscrapers, fight fierce battles from the POV of a pokemon, translate pokemon speech to human for funny interactions...meanwhile a human like Canari does what, play tetris inside a single room? >>59426970Because it's fun
>>59426726>meanwhile in reality:>[Wild Timburr used Mach Punch!]>AAAAAIIIIEEE HUMANS-SAMA PLEASE CAPTURE ME AAAIIIEEE VIOLENCE IS WRONG I'LL BE A WHOLESOME BOY PLEASE GIVE ME POKECENTER HEALING AND POKEPUFFS
>>59427017Green is cheating on you with a Muk.
>>59427029true, but have you ever thought of this?
>>59427050>bruh really fantasizes about what me and Green do in the bedroom
>>59426726>4x weak to fightingyou're brendoomed
>>59427096>admitting muk is cucking you Holy shit. Wow....I honestly didn't see that move coming. Someone write this man his cuckhold fantasy with Muk.
>>59427097Desu mainline damage calcs suck, 4x damage is extreme and would evolutionarily be heavily disincentivized. The way the spinoffs do it is so much better.
>>59427106>They continue to fantasize about me and Green
>>59427143At least I'm not a cuckhold like you.
>>59427138>spinoffsI bring my army of 300,000,000 Brelooms to your gate and obliterate you as you're eating your own civilians and unite Ransei with the Mandate of Heaven at my side
>>59427145what does that even mean?
>>59427150>not knowing
Hi
>>59427097Obstagoon as a species are gigachads that have Pangoro as their main rivals—that's a pokemon that has a 4x advantage against it and resists one of Obstagoon's STABs, evenly matched. FUCK fightfags and FUCK the moralfag mushroom. I'll snack on a Chople berry and take a huge bite out of it's vegetable head before garroting it with its own stretchy arms.>>59427090The weak have no right to determine the course of their lives. I am a calamity, a beast with the mind of the greatest hunter ever conceived, the human. The misery I inflict on them is no different than that from a natural disaster.
>>59427148Strangely enough, the Conquest world isn't actually fought with large numbers. Only a few have the ability to form a warrior links with pokemon and only one warrior link can be active at a time, effectively turning the wars into small scale clashes between nobility because plebs and their non-linked pokemon don't qualify even as fodder.
>>59427138leave it, the weak should fear the strong
>>59427172Just say you want to fuck an Obstagoon
>>59427231But mainline type matchups are so extreme that the strong need to fear the weak. You can bridge level gaps easily if you have a super effective move + STAB.
>>59427158Im not into reddit shit like (you) are. Keep coping I guess if it makes you feel better that Green and I have a faithful marriage.
>>59426584Is it okay for Pokémon of different egg groups to fall in love or is it antinatural?
>>59427250This is some high level of cope.
>>59427172>ChopleBreloom used Spore!
I love my wife Green! >>59427289Shut up faggy cursive anon
>>59427303All you had to do was play by the rules.
>>59426893You don't need to be upset about that anon, always looking forward to your drawings and I'm chomping at the bit to this day to when you have time to check out my next arc. There's a lot Poanon and I have already speculated on how you'll react.
>>59427328?>>59427372>samefagging you are pathetic faggy cursive anon
>>59427377You claimed you had an Ao3 now, so link your fanfic right now or just kill yourself and be done with it.
>>59427283They get called 'infertiles' or 'incompatibles' by other pokemon like it's the n-word as there is a deeply implanted part of every pokemon's biology that is disgusted by evolutionary dead-ends. Their own neighbors will casually brutalize them and raid their nests every chance they get, as the pair would subconciously register not as living beings but as resources to be used, like berries in a bush. An impromptu gathering of most creatures in the area, even those that would not normally prey or confront their species, will run a brutal gauntlet to pacify passing urges for violence or sexual relief. Predator and prey will stand side by side in a bizzarre communal, almost ritualistic, beatdown of the offending pair sometimes for hours at a time. What ends up occuring is the male of a compatible egg group to the female species will end up inseminating her, and upon sensing her successful impregnation the irrational hostility from the crowding pokemon will dissipate and they will disperse. The males, if they survive, are often permanently crippled and helpless in watching many compatible males, now introduced to the female, mate with her constantly. All of this also happens to homosexual couples btw. The strange machinations of mother nature and Arceus are as fascinating as they are unfathomable.
>>59427377You know your sins. The thing you didn't count on is that I have just as much autistic power as you.
>>59427391I dont get it>>59427379Why would i reward your perpetual goal post moving ass with more content?
>>59427454Don't worry, you are too dumb to. That's why Green won't love you.
>>59427302>Obstagoon's Guts >Obstagoon used Sleep Talk >Obstagoon used FacadeDone. >>59427237Naturally as the alpha of my species thanks to my human intelligence and aura I would over time take over the local Obstagoon-line population and mate with many of its females, and the sex will of course be very loud and violent. My human aura will resonate with my people, empowering them them and myself, and my bloodline will create stronger, higher IV specimens to help manage my horde. From there, there's a lot of things a powerful band of Obstagoon lineage can do for some extra income. Anything from highway robbery, assassination, or the "transport" of rare species (you can't exactly charge a pokemon with poaching). All of that without even taking Dynamax into the equation.
>>59427456but enough about you
>>59427468How about I shoot you? How about that, huh?
>>59427468I heard pokemon are all super weak to gun types
>>59427468>obstagoy going -1 moveslot to run sleep talk on the off chance it encounters a BRVLVVMlmoa
>>59427617>canonically fucked a muk
>>59427617MUKKED
>>59427549>>59427550You want to shoot me on my turf, you're gonna have to venture deep into the forest, BITCH. I've got eyes all over, G-Zigzagoon scouts by the dozens, and you're already been smelled and spotted. You get line of sight to me, you get peppered by Baby Doll eyes from 'goons hidden in the treeline, moving at +1 priority so they're on you before you even blink, fucker. Your bullets, greatly weakened, bounce right off my Obstruct, and then we all simultaneously Quick Attack you and dismember you. >>59427614Pokemon don't need tutors to learn or forget moves anymore. I cycle through them as the need arises and stock up on Ability Capsules and Pills to change my ability on the fly. In the above example, I could have: >change ability to defiant >have 2 Zigzagoons used Scary Face on me at once, giving me a huge attack boost>spam Quick Attack and move at superspeed while juiced physically And so on and so forth.
>>59427677>cycle moves while asleepuh-huh sureanyways I equip a choice band, a muscle band, a black belt, and an expert belt, onto my breloom as well as read the fist plate to it every morning and night and feed it powdered fighting gem with it's super nutrition feed for every meal
>>59427640>>59427636Meds
what happened to these threads?
>>59428011There's a schizo the mods refuse to do anything about that spams off-topic Leaf images.
>>59428011everyone's locked away in secluded aura cultivation
>>59427090when I find myself in times of troubleMother Jynx comes to mespeaking words of wisdomlet it be
>>59428015But if you respond to them in any meaningful way, you get banned.I hope this is just a bizarre prank from mods or something.
>>59428114You're not supposed to feed the freakazoids.
>>59426584What is your MC's trainer motto?
>>59428123They can’t get banned though. It doesn’t make sense. They’re spamming dozens of threads with no repercussions.
>>59428258The one thing jannies truly fear is someone with the dedication to ban evade.
Oh, I passed 200K words.Nice.Though I haven't had time to do my usual proof readings for several chapters now. It's either keep pushing forward when I have time or make no progress...
>>59428276that's great IMOanon, but when is Kuzey going to get laid?
>>59428287Different anon.I'm A Million Miles Away.
>>59428291More like a million words away, amirite?
>>59428300I'm almost one fourth of the way there.
>>59428276Congrats, that's a Goblet of Fire in terms of word count.
>>59428341To put that in perspective, it's a little over 1.5 inches thick.
>>59428347I can believe that. The document says it's 352 pages long right now.
>>59426592I'm doing it too, exactly because i find the other option stupid and less immersive
>>59426592What sound would a Hitmonlee make?
>>59426631>Penfriendsfag is here so little he must be scared!I am always here, i reading everything, i just rarely sign my posts.And i have no fursona because i'm happy being a human... i only have my fluffy waifur Alice (the zoroark, still a zorua now) but she's not getting a sex scene soon either, so i'm a bit sad, but at least i'm (slowly) working on Lucy's (the lucario)
>>59427471You have no fic.Kinda wish you had it though, i'd have loved to shit on it like an indian does to a street
>>59428347Wow, book pages sure are small...To all writefags here:Once you're done with it, do you plan to print your fic as a book on amazon?
>>59428640I'm sure Nintendo would love that.
>>59428640I have no intention of being raped to death by the big N. The best any of us could ever hope for is patreon money out the ass.
>>59428640Even if i wanted to change all the pokemon stuff i still wouldn't because legal payment means your name is bound to what you're selling and i like being anonymous
>>59428640No, I'm going to start a patreon and sellout as the final joke in my fic.
>>59428547a more important question, how do they eat?
>>59428287At the hot springs.
I love my wife green. https://pastebin.com/ajjJ2sPy
>>59428640Is it possible to print out 2-3 copies for private use? Like have a hardcover copy of a fic just lying around at home with no intent to sell?
>>59428763*Adjusts glasses*This is the greatest bit of content produced by this thread, possibly ever.
>>59428763kino
>>59428763Wow, just wow. 10/10. If we had the list of fics in the OP like /vpwt/ this would be in it.
>>59428764No, Nintendo would leap out of the paper tray and kill you on the spot.
>>59428763Maybe Green ain't so bad after all.
>>59428855I knew I didn't have to buy that Rotom-powered printer
>>59428751sweet
>>59428763This is the best thing ever, you've made my day anon.Please post it on ao3 so i can leave kudos and a comment
>>59428764Quick google search, reddit may be a shithole but it's good for questions.https://www.reddit.com/r/selfpublish/comments/dug6he/can_you_use_kdp_to_print_a_book_for_yourself_only/
I'm bored, so instead of continuing to write my fic I thought of a short origin story for Claydol>In ancient times, a lone alien roamed the universe on a large obelisk-shaped ship, which it controlled with its own powers>It had an accident and crashed onto the Pokémon world>Its body was heavily damaged, causing its powers to diminish and leaving it stranded>With its last remaining strength, it influenced the inhabitants of a nearby village with dreams and illusions to build a new body for it, out of clay>Once completed, the alien left its old body in the form of a ray of light and entered the new body, which was resting in the village's main plaza>It became the first Claydol>As thanks for their help, the Claydol used its restored powers to create numerous tiny Baltoy to help and care for the villagers>The alien left the next day in his obelisk ship to never come back>Years later, the villagers learned how to breed the Baltoy and evolve them into Claydol, though they were still much weaker than the original
>>59429174Neat, anon. I especially liked the part where the alien was flying on a spaceship shaped like a dick.
>>59429196It's meant to intimidate
>>59426674YOU try to keep up with my sweet ride
>>59429337those things don't care being parked for hours?
>>59428623>making up bullshit lmao. You really are jealous of our faithful marriage.
>>59428763greenfag got BETRAYED and KEKED by his supposedly loving wife>>59429444Sorry, i only posted it before you could post your fic
>>59429444Great job on your fic >>59428763 Greenfag. I was wrong about you, your wife, and her boyfriend.
>>59428763I was considering writing something similar but it's still giving someone attention who doesn't deserve any,
>>59429480this, do not feed the trolls
>>59429480Yeah but that's fucking funny and nobody is writing 1k words about the fag, let alone either 10k or taint an actual fic
>>59429444>“I love my wife Green.” he whispered again and didn’t even think of how to get the Muk’s slime out of the bedsheets. No man, it's over.
>>59429501I was going to go all in on the Muk kissing her and then switching back to kissing the fag, him tasting the bitter chemical taste stuck in her mouth and being put off by it, and then Green getting properly railed and ruined by the ooze on the bed as the guy has a mental crisis at permitting it in the first place. Not worth the effort, though.Other shit I need to be writing. Was amusing to think about for five seconds.
>the jeet bots continue to samefag
I love my wife Green! Why do you morons think we need to defend against obviously fake shit?
>>59429661The Muk Cuck is still at it.
>>59429697You know because he only posts here from the cuck chair
Green and I make each other so happy!
>>59429726Don't forget Muk in the bedroom. Green's so happy for him.
>Green and I compel the trolls to write random erotic fanfiction
>>59429768And it's cannon!
>>59429611Yeah it might've benefitted having another paragraph before the last, but your spoiler would've felt too serious.Just describing the stench while the muk slowly creeps on the bed and dirties up everything would've been perfect imo, it adds yet another disgusting detail while keeping the kekshit as the punchline, as a funny detail if you know what i meanBut yeah, a shitpost is not worth this much insight
I love my wife Green!
>>59429782Dude, you are mind broken because your GF left you since she wasn't into men and now you are having a psychotic episode.
>>59429782Geez, i hope that... odour... isn't coming from your wife
>>59429784>Green and I mindbreak /vp/ by just existing
Green and I went to a pre-release tcg event today. It was fun
>>59429795Meds.
>>59429799>implying that does anythingIf that worked, the mods would have banned Green for life by now.
You heard the man, fun's over, pack it up boys!We can continue the bullying tomorrow.
>>59429797I pulled a mega rampardos SIR, mega chandalure EX, and mega slowbro EX. She got a few trainer card SIRs. Then we cuddled at home afterwards and had dinner.
>>59429818Meds.
>the /vp/ bots get mindbroken about a happy marriage in 2026
>>59429835She's not real you cuck.
>>59429818Well i think you'll pull a grimer outta her soon enough :)
>Green and I continue to make the glowie bots seethe by existing with our stable hetero marriage in 2026
For the writefags, what Pokemon were you not really a fan of until you got to write them in action? I’ll go first and say Stonjourner.
>once again Green wins the /fanfic/ thread by doing absolutely nothing
>>59430143Porygon. Just wasn't a fan until I sat down and really worked through how this pokemon would interact with others and the world.
>>59430143Shadow Deoxys
>>59430143There's not many I truly dislike, but I don't really have a special love for the Golett line like a lot of people seem to. I've had more ideas on how to use it than I expected to, and it got one of my favorite fighting segments to write so far.
Here you go, fags, some actual non-teased Pokefucking. I'm a little out of practice but hopefully this makes up for the cockteasing in S&F.https://archiveofourown.org/works/87797886
>>59430208>AI slopAre you over 30? Also have a kudos.
>>59430239Did the THE MOST EXTREME suggest that? Kudo appreciated.
>the bot samefags continue circlejerking and projecting their reddit faggot nonsense onto others
>>59430245No, it's just every ai slopper I meet is either 30+ or under 12 and I don't think you're under 12.
>>59430143I’ll add on a few more that surprised me how much I liked writing them.Huntail, Whimsicott, Alolan Sandslash, and Buzzwole.
>>59430143Stunfisk
>"You sure push your limits. We said tomorrow, and you showed up as soon as you could," I pointed out.>Cynthia's smile was rather bashful. She rubbed the back of her long blond hair and chuckled slightly. "Sorry, sorry! When I get excited, I get overly eager. I could hardly sleep last night; Lucario had to remind me that you all would probably like some rest, so I didn't barge in here!">Crystal laughed politely. "Silver would kill you," she explained.>Cynthia laughed along. "I had a feeling you wouldn't take kindly to it!" she joked.>Gold turned towards her. "That wasn't a joke," he said seriously.>Cynthia blinked, turning towards me.>"Kill is an exaggeration. You'd probably have a bruise... or 10," I informed her.>"Hm... Noted," Cynthia replied with a smile. "May I join you three for breakfast?"he's at it again
>>59430704>Silver physically abuses womenBased based based based based based based basedare we sure this isn't a woman writer? They're the only ones really into this shit other than indians and actual psychopaths
>>59430704>Silver
>>59430704>SI-lver updatedHappy you for you edgebros who enjoy it.>>59430671>Tfw ctrl+f’d through threadfics I haven’t read and couldn't find StunfiskI am baffled, anon.
>>59430740>I am baffledI'm working on it!
>>59430742As a hipster when it comes to Pokemon selections, I’m extra looking forward to it now, anon.
