Post hidden messages devs left behind in retro games. Starting with a classic from Shin Kugokuden on MSX.
Another Technosoft message, from D' on MSX>Oh man, we're in trouble! The development (porting) period was only a little over a month. On top of that, the Ishocker (the person who ported the graphics data) was a complete idiot, a gay, game-loving otaku. You can't talk to a complete idiot! We're going to have to punch that idiot someday. His real name is Shirakawa Shinya, but he calls himself MINKY Maya (Maya, so it seems like Maya. MINKY comes from the otaku password Minky Momo, of course). Isn't that creepy? We call him Monkey Saruzou, because he's as intelligent as a monkey! He's a lolicon anime fanatic, of course. He has no fashion sense, his hair is shoulder-length, he only reads shoujo manga, he speaks like a nerd, and he's the kind of guy you'd want to bow down to his parents for. If you see someone grinning while playing a geeky game (like Wonder Momo, Athena, or Psycho Soldier) at an arcade in Sasebo, that person is probably Shirakawa (an idiot), so feel free to kick him with all your might and give him a lucky punch. I even have permission to shoot him, so I don't mind if you kill him. If possible, I'd like to give him a golden yellow ripple sprint.
>>11984649Japs are so funny.
One of many messages by Richard Aplin, taken from Line of Fire on the Amiger.>Sega wouldn't let us have ANY credits on the game, so I thought we mightas well put some here.>"Uncle Art" (actually a limited company!) did the (not very good) music.>Oh yeah.. Apologies and sympathy to Uncle Tom (the person!) for thefuck up with his amazing Double Dragon II music!>Tiertex wrote the protection check code (which is utter shit - well on formfor Tiertex!)>Steve Fitton and Tony Porter from U.S. Gold provided all the nagging andhassle which was most unwelcome, but kind of expected anyway.
>>11984639>>11984649What a whiny faggot, no wonder all of his games are pure shit except for mahou
Found in the shit Famicom game Super Monkey Daibouken. The message in English is:>Designer: Kaoru Nakajima >26 years old, born 1960 in Toyokawa City, Aichi Prefecture. ...>I wanna lick some pussy!>I want a perverted miss. I like vagina and the clitoris!
>>11984951t. Monkey Shirakawa Go back to washing with girl's shampoo, virgin mama's boy.
>>11985670>he's a rare guy who barely spends money on anything but games and foodbased monkey shirakawa
>ALL OF THESE GAME OTAKU I WORK WITH ARE SMELLY PERMAVIRGIN LOSERS>btw I left my Famicom on for two days to play Megaman and bought game soundtracks from ChinaWhat was his problem?
>>11985693Hitler's Resurrection = Bionic Commando NES if people don't knowTop Secret is the Japanese name for the original arcade game, Hitler's Resurrection: Top Secret is the Japanese name for the NES game. Meanwhile both were just called Bionic Commando outside Japan.Hitler no Fukkatsu: Top Secret
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>>11985670>>11985693Ironic that Toyama complains about the way people look when he's a yellow chink who looks like this, I didn't even edit the imageAt least Fukuda made Thunder Force III
>>11985796And Fukuda got the last laugh, nowadays he has a cushy gig at Nintendo working on Mario Party games.https://www.mobygames.com/person/37152/izumi-fukuda/credits/While Toyama makes slop at Taito no one plays.https://www.mobygames.com/person/455691/yuichi-toyama/credits/
http://idadada.web.fc2.com/tecno/tecno.htm
The Tetris Rant is a classic
Google translation of the messages hidden in the boot sectors of The Queen of Tenshindo '95 disks. Eroge UNO clone featuring most of the Tenshindo heroines.>I've grown tired of my beloved EPSON 486GR and switched to a PC-9821XaC9W. The Pentium is really fast, as expected. But lately, there aren't any games I can play on the 98. It's sad (;_;)>People who read this must be really weird. This time, I was able to program however I wanted, so it was fun. I hope I can program again and have fun.>To those of you reading this, have you already beaten the four people after the ending? Good luck, keep fighting. If you win, something good might happen...>The next project hasn't been decided yet. There's been talk of moving to PlayStation or 3DO, but who knows what will happen. Please continue to support Tenshindo in the future.REY
>>11984639Boring deranged rant from a pedo loser. Hope he was blacklisted
>>11985693I was confused until I realized he meant the first Street Fighter. Crazy time capsule.
>>11985796>>11985992I know you dolts can't read, but he literally praised Fukuda in OP's message and called him the only competent game designer at Technosoft.>Now only Fukuda, Iwanaga, Ootsuka, Arai, and Tsujikawa are left in development. The only one among them who can design games properly is Thunder Fukuda, so we don't have long to wait. I'll tip my glass to him if he lasts another two years.
>>11987123Yeah and here he is shit talking him in >>11985670 for being an annoying cheery otaku that talks to himself.Read the thread you smelly transvestite virgin loser otaku.
Well, is he?
>>11986539don't you just hate it when they don't fufill their promise?
>>11987145One thing doesn't negate the other, native otaku, and the positive remark was from a newer game than the other.
>>11985336hearing that one british guy read this was pure gold
