90's gaming magazine, worldwide>Here’s the kind of game that reminds you why Japan keeps leading the pack. From the very first level you are leaping across bottomless pits, slashing through enemies, and squaring off against rad bosses. The action never lets up. Controls are razor sharp, stages are packed with variety, and the pace keeps you locked in for hours.>Visually it is a showpiece. Bright backgrounds, fun characters, and fluid animation that makes every move feel alive. The soundtrack pushes just as hard, pumping out tunes that make you want to keep going even after a tough loss.>Most important: it just feels good to play. Every challenge is tough but fair, every victory feels like an achievement, and there is always that “just one more try” itch. This is the kind of action platformer that proves Japanese studios know how to mix style and substance better than anyone else.90's gaming magazine, UK>Bloody hell, what a load of dross this is. Another so- called smash hit from the land of karate and karaoke madness. This one is all flashy sprites, more bright colours than the Teletubies, and a soundtrack that bangs on like a drunk lad with a saucepan. The Yanks will tell you it is a masterpiece. We say it is just about tolerable if you’ve got sod all else to do.>The levels look grand at first, then the game starts taking the mickey out of you like a right tosser. Traps everywhere, the main bloke bounces about like a prat with jumps tighter than a bird's arse, and bosses that hit harder than your da after six pints. >And yet, you keep going back for more, like a daft mug. Once it gets its claws in you, you and the other blokes swear, kick the telly, and still fire up another round, the bloody thing is harder to put down than a pint on a Friday night. Addictive? Sure. Clever? Not a chance. If your the sort of bloke who enjoys being mugged off in the teeth and wasting hours of your life, fill your boots. The rest of us cannot be arsed. Nipponese bollocks.
Are you still going on about this
>>11989319Well don't mention the game or anything you stupid faggot
>>119893192020s UK Game Mag>Ash-hadu an la ilaha illa Allah, Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan Rasulu-Allah
Why are American zoomers who never even held an UK mag in their hands so obsessed?
>>11989387KEKThough let's be honest those people only 'read' what's on their phones
How come no one ever posts well-written UK reviews?
>>11989395There was a whole thread full of them: >>11963795
>>11989404He said well written
>>11989419Google can translate to Pidgin now.
>>11989387It's around 6.5%
This thread, every single fucking day. Painful death is small punishment for tedious spammers.
>>119893192000s gaming TV show, america>You have to wonder if Japanese people are even human, because it's another Japanese game! Once again these backwards have produced another game that makes you wonder if they're just begging for another bomb to be dropped on them.>Graphics are good, and all your favorite characters are back for this one, including Tits McBoobalarge who as ever looks like a tranny that nobody would ever find appealing ever.>Surely Japan knows that nobody wants to play these kinds of games anymore? In a world where Call of Duty and Halo exists, who wants to see another game of selecting magic spells from a menu while gay pussy queers talk to each other?And that's why we're giving this title... 7 out of 10.
>>11989484Could always just post the God Hand review (though contrarians will insist that review was right all along today).
>>11989319CANT HANDLE THE BANTZ
>>11989319where do I find an english rose like this?
>>11989581An affluent white middle class suburb of London; ironic chav fashion is really in with those girls.
>>11989391>*mericans obsessed with the BritishNothing new there
>>11989467>It's around 6.5%What was it 30 years ago?
>>11989467Sorry I meant 65%.
>>11989319You really didn't like that Megaman Legends review, did you?
