This man keeps killing me.
>>11990793>man
>>11990793can you red circle it? idk which man you mean and there's a lot of weird questions in this image
>>11990793>t. porn addict
>>11990803I’m sorry. Here.
>>11990793>>11990815try shooting him
>>11990793>>11990815Charge back, then do forward, back, forward punch. But you need your super bar at max level
>>11990793He's Bowser's elite soldier
>>11990793I remember that day, almost forty years ago. Suddenly I was in control of my destiny, I could succeed or fail on my own merits, without interference from sadists and morons.lol
>>11990793his attacks are basically undodgeable, you need to learn the parry mechanic for this fight
>>11990924I haven't played this game but I would probably fall for that too
>>11990815Hmm he seems pretty bent on getting to you and maybe he has already decided nothing will stop him. You should walk away from him just to be safe.
>>11990793Jokes aside, the very last Hammer Bro is the biggest threat in the game (assuming you're not powered-up).
>>11990793threads like this are why I still come here
This is not a meme:I bought FF7 one summer vacation and I played the fuck out of it then I got to cosmo canyon in the underground dungeon and I fucking was blocked all summer because the boss of the dungeon kept raping me no matter how hard I tried.I had to wait until literally like 1 month later to progress after I saw a kid at the start of school with a FF7 strategy guide and looked up how to beat the boss.Turns out you literally just use a fucking pheonix down or elixir on that fucker.So cringe
>>11991298and the other:I used up all my ammo and shit and saved right before? or on the cargo ship of code veronica where you find a boss and I couldnt fucking do it because I had no ammo. I tried using the crates on him but it never seemed like it was ever doing anything and there was no way to confirm without internet so I just sold the game lmaoyes I was a retarded gamer
>>11990793I fucked that guy's wife, and I'm not talking about the goomba. My name, you ask? Luigi.
>>11990815The bush? I don't think that can kill you.
>>11991298oh yeah and it sounds like no big deal but I had to regrab every fucking hidden item each time, fight those fucking spider niggers and THEN die to the boss every time. So it wasn't fast work
I'm not surprised, he has a giant floating hand as a weapon.
>>11991332
>>11990793What game is this
>>11990793>killing meSurely you're exaggerating a bit.
>>11991348Sonic the Hedgehog
>>11990793>This man keeps killing me.Have you tried to reconcile.... Hmmmm?
>>11991348Sega no Pico
>>11991320>niggersPlease do not use racial slurs bro. We're here to discuss retro games not races.
>>11990793> FUCKING JUMP JUUUUUMP
>>11991620AHAHAH WOOOOW dude are you KIDDING me? I was just supposed to KNOW I could jump. PFFFT Wooow OOOOKAY.
>>11991623>DO IT YOU BITCH DO IT
>>11991348Super Street Fighter II
>>11991620DON'T DO THIS OP. I tried jumping and I accidentally hit a brick and broke it. And then another fucking mushroom jumped out of it and started chasing me.
>>11990793Try holding B to charge your attack.
>>11990924is that FF2 (IV)?
>>11990793Get a running start, then press down to roll
It’s this man.
>>11991623You can't, he's trolling you. Though they look alike, this is Mario, not Jumpman from Donkey Kong. Jumpman can jump, Mario can only mario.
>>11992036You sure? I couldn't follow the discussion because pinpointing exactly who OP was talking about was troublesome.
>>11992036wait I think I see him
Try jumping. Asshole.
>>11992646Fake.
>>11990815Run in the other direction away from him.
>>11991348Jackie Chan
>>11992036>finger is layered beneath the circle which is layered beneath the arrowok now i have absolutely no fucking idea what we are supposed to be looking at
>>11991348Wonder Boy
Have you tried doing a 360 and walking away from him? Fuckin retard
>>11992036that's mario
>>11992646How will that help with what's going on in the game? They also won't take the food I offer them to restore energy no matter how often I do it.
>>11990793What the fuck kind of thread is this? You're a literal autistic faggot OP, and anons are giving you wrong advice on purpose.Anyway, that 'man' is called a Toad and they're Mario's mortal enemies. You have to kill him before he kills you, the most effective way of doing this is jumping on top of him and stomping him
>>11990793My brother said if you put in a button sequence on the main screen you can play as a green and white version of the main character and his fireballs are stronger
>>11990793Fucking scrub.
>>11991348Hong Kong 97
>>11990793I'm assuming you're the moderator here. lolLame ass motherfucker.
>>11991348Great Giana Sisters
>>11991348earthworm jim
>>11990793The secret is on the A button and direction pad.Play with em, watch mario move, learn how mario move, create a mind mario.The mind mario need to be as good as the real mario, it has to tell you what the real mario will do.Then you use the mind mario to know what to do, and you will go very far.
>>11990793I can explain how to beat this guy, but first, we have to talk about parallel universes.
By the way, i don't know if it's too late, but don't let the mind mario control you.He's a useful guide to play mario, not something that should take your life.
>>11990793Walk left and return once you're stronger
>>11991913>another mushroomActually, not all mushrooms are bad for you. Learning which ones are good for you and which ones want to kill you could save your life.
>>11993268I think it's safer to just avoid all mushrooms.
>>11990897this gif makes me miss old internet and I can’t go back ;_;
>>11992036try going behind the bush
>>11991348Keith Courage in Alpha Zones
>>11991942Yes, specifically from http://bastardly.org/power_of_cheese/index.html
>>11991298Died a few times there too.>>11991307Also got stuck here
>>11991348Donkey Kang Picnic
>>11991913>>11992042> YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>11990793Goombers are young and still have underdeveloped skulls, trying knocking it off of a highchair.
>>11993930yay not alone
>>11990809Fucking what?
>>11990793Use stop n swop technology to put in Mario 2 (known to the Japonese as Dookie Dookie Prolapse)
>>11991348New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe
>>11990793Try hitting the start button to freeze time.
>>11991348Snatcher
>>11990793HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
>>11994929That'll only delay the inevitable
>>11991620>>11993953>I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
>>11992036What an asshole.
>>11993292Yeah that first walking mushroom right at the beginning of the level is clearly placed there deliberately to teach the player how dangerous mushrooms are. I think that's part of what makes SMB's first level so special, it very naturally teaches you how to play the game without any tutorials, just by the way it's designed.
