I swear to God I think this is the greatest controller of all timeIt feels like sex to play shmups with thisThe dpad is better than the Saturn's by a lot, idk why the Saturn dpad is such a meme when this exists
>>11994160>It feels like sexThe sad part is that you might be 30 years old and have never tasted pussy in your entire life.Just kill yourself.
>>11994220I have had sex and playing Perfect Cherry Blossom with a 6-button Genesis controller feels the exact same
>>11994227The d-pad is designed to be used with your thumb, not your cock, Anon.
>>11994160I prefer the later 3-button with the 6-button style d-pad.
>>11994160The dpad is shit. All dpads that are conjoined are complete garbage except maybe the wii/3ds dpad. Playstation is the only ones that got Dpads consistantly right.
>>11994939you know that dpad's conjoined under the hood right
>>11994160I like the wiimote and nunchuk together but not for the gimmicky motion stuff it does. I just like having a controller in two pieces and my hands/arms not pulled together
>>11994939>>11995287Retard-samaTry to use the nintendo switch direction buttons as a d-pad, to see how bad a non conjoined d-pad would be
>>11994220A man who chooses Sega console doesn't live that kind of life.
>>11994160OF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDDOF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDDOF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDDOF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDDit wasn't even the best of its own time, and no games made particularly good use of it because they all needed to be playable with the three-button model.fuck off.
>>11995982Breaking: Autistic man mad at stock phrases
>>11994160My perfect controller would be this d-pad on the 3 button controller, I like the 3 button because the buttons feel more arcade sized, you do need more pressure on the d-pad but its still acceptable.
>>11996061As Worf, son of Mogh, once said, I am not a man.
>>11994931Why doesn't ANYONE make these 3 button controllers? The closest we got was the big 6. We know they can manufacture it because we got a version for the classic mini consoles. True Segafiends know this is the way.
>>11994220Sex is for virgins, we don't do that kind of shit here nigga
>>11994160The controller corners don't sit well in my hands.I find the 3 button croissant design to feel much better to hold.The Big6 (or m30 even) are superiour choises for a mega drive 6 button controller.
only primaries know about the one true Sega controller
>>11996338I like how the buttons are a uniform size on this
>>11994220I've had sex and I can confirm OP is wrong... the 6 button Mega Drive controller doesn't feel like sex, it's BETTER.
>>11996061Every time turn on a Sega game, shout "OF ALL TIME" four times before press start :-)
>>11996508I like how your mom is a uniform size
>>11997820got his ass
>>11996338I taught I was the only one. God bless you.
>>11997872*Thought
>>11994160Here we go again — “the greatest controller of all time.” Because apparently, every plastic hunk of buttons someone personally vibes with automatically earns that eternal crown.“It feels like sex to play shmups with this.” Bro, it’s a d-pad, not tantric enlightenment. And comparing it to the Saturn’s like you’re uncovering some grand conspiracy — as if people didn’t just meme about the Saturn d-pad because it was decent and they happened to like it.But sure, let’s canonize it: the Genesis 6-button isn’t just good, it’s the *greatest of all time*. Right up there with every console, every game, and every OST people can’t stop anointing with that phrase like it’s holy oil.
>>11999569I hate AI so fucking muchI seriously think you are a lesser being for using it to make posts on 4chan for you. Fucking sub-human. Kill yourself.
>11999569Indians were a fucking mistake
>>11994160Oh boy, here we go again — “of all time!” Wheeeee! Like time itself just stopped to hand out a little golden trophy to whatever random thing you like today. Wheeeee! Out of the billions of years the universe has existed, congratulations, you’ve cracked the code, THIS is the one thing that matters most! Wheeeee! Honestly, it’s such a lazy phrase — every game, every movie, every sandwich is suddenly the best “of all time.” Wheeeee! You may as well just scream into a fan for the same effect. Wheeeee!
>>11994160Wrong. The duke would be perfect if it had bumpers.
>>11996338There were a lot of different third party Genesis/ MD controllers released for the system. It is hard to even keep track of them all.
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>>11994220Are you telling me you never ate something so good that it felt like sex in your mouth? What a loser.
