never made a single good game
>invents coding>invents the video game industry>teaches the Japs how to video game>saves the video game industry after the yanks nearly destroy it with their faggotry>brings peace and prosperity to the UK >heralded a hero and worshipped as a God>everyone else seethes at his superiority
>>12002567OI, ME SPECCY
>>12002538>still mad about an MML review no one else remembers
>>12002586>MMLMarge Manguage Lodel?
this is 100% true. Even Donkey Kong Country, the only game to ever matter coming out of Europe, is garbage compared to real video games. Euros need to be completely, unequivically removed from the video game market.
DK Multimedia made a lot of ludo, tho.
>>12002567OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SPECCY CASSETTE
>>12002538*ahem*
>>12002538Lemmings. X-COM. Populous. DKC. GoldenEye. Worms. Grand Theft Auto.
>>12002883Wipeout. MediEvil. Tomb Raider.
No love for Tempest 2000?
>>12002538Rare says hi.oh, so do Rockstar.
>>12002930Jeff Minter hasnt wrote a single original game in his entire career. he's the King of Hacks
>>12003326He is really good at hacking tho
>>12002586It says a lot when most Legends autists are just coomers that yearn for phone game tier gameplay
>>12002859>>12003324>pioneered the prerendered sprite SGI hack>sandbox gruel>babied up fps>spawned GTA>now a Microsoft subsidiary Killed Video Games award
>>12003326>single original gameWho the fuck cares? Tempest 2000 is fucking awesome, Pointdexter
>>12002567you forgot:>despised video games>seethed endlessly that his most successful product was used exclusively for video games
>>12003480>these games helped influence later games i don't like so that means they're LE BADSee, this basically gives it away that you're a zoomer that wasn't alive to play these games when they came out. No one that was thinks like this.
not a single good game posted yet
>>12003692Turn your monitor on
>>12002538Formula one games are really top notch.
>Dizzy series>Jet Set Willy>Knight Lore
>>12003692Oh sorry meant to post this in the N64 rec thread
>>12003561Clive was smart enough to realize video games were the key to fund the inventions he was interested inhttps://youtu.be/V3l_NV9oQ1c?feature=shared
>>12002538Grand Prix 4Geoff Crammond invented the racing simulation and perfected it 20 years later. the entire genre is all down to him.
>>12002538That's not the US flag!!
>>12002538>never made a single good gamehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psygnosis
>>12002538Zniggy Goes Znigging
>>12002538You're just fucking wrong
>>12004135kek what show is this?
>>12004284Micro Men, its a film about Clive, the Spectrum and his rivalry with the BBC computer, its great.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1459467/
Oh hello just dropping this off here, the most influential space game of all time.
>>12002567This picture is just absolutely aesthetic as hell though.
>>12002538Elite is one of the greatest series
Grand Theft AutoThe GetawayJet Set WillyEvery Rare game
Whats the easiest route for an American to immigrate to the UK and eventually become a citizen Don't say some migrant refugee meme boat hop from France. Is becoming a university student my best bet? What's the cheapest international school?
>>12004540First two games were kino. Rest? Not so much.Frontier still has everything you could want in a space game.
>>12004157
Theme HospitalRoller Coaster Tycoon
>>12004547>Every Rare gameI like Rare as much as the next anon, but some of their NES output was pretty dire.
>>12003480>>babied up fpsThey play exactly like Wolf 3D or doom but in 3D what crack are you smoking.
>>12002859I kneel.
Bullfrog Sensible Software Bitmap BrothersGremlin Interactive
>>12004654I don't like the Zed X Speccy either but you can't exactly complain about that on a retro games board.
>>12002538Why is this worthless form of troll thread tolerated? Serious question?
>>12002538
>>12004654
>>12002538When are people going to start making video games about how lame and gay the UK and its police are?
>>12002567Didn't they make fun of him and his fun mobile on South Park?
>>12004780>I don't like the Zed X Speccy eitherah well fuck you then if you don't like retro games or sytems shove pic related up your ass and hop on over to reddit with the other millenial hipsters
>>12003598the whole series is good.
>>12004962bollocks innit garage beans scran
>>12003515>Tempest 2000Keygen The Game
Armalytea shooter that pushed the Commodore 64 to arcade levels. a staggering technical achievement from the Bongs.https://youtu.be/pXfq5PDt2aE?feature=shared
Cannon Fodder is the best mouse controlled game I've ever played
>>12002567>creates israeland just like that all those achievements are nullified
>>12006417Clive was never Prime Minister of the UK. although he should have been
>>12006417Clive was born in 1940 so its impressive that he founded the state of Israel at just 8 years old
I feel like there's been a serious decline in the quality of British dudes. Like I know we have a general decline everywhere but it feels like British dudes fell off so much harder than everywhere else.
>>12002538Done snoggered yourself good and proper, lad.
>>12006687>one of the best games about america>made by bri'ish
>>12006716GTA has always been about parody, its so funny the murrika doesnt know
Clive Sinclair was a nerd God among men and is dearly missed. Genuises like him are lights in the darkness. Whter he was making pocket TVs, affordable computers for homes or early escooters he was the man not some giant PR stunt like Steve Jobs. AFAIK Mike Singleton who created Lord of Midnight was one af the greatest game coders to walk on the face of the earth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttvy7HyAJuUAnd I'm not even British
>>12002538Match Daysimple as
>>12006684I think something happened towards the end of the 18th and middle 20th century that took all the good and brave british dudes.
>>12006979Nah I mean, this is more recent. There were lots of pretty cool British dudes in the 80s and 90s. Something happened around 2005 where the quality of British dudes started nosediving like crazy.
The only parts of the world that were ever actually relevant in video game history were the US and Japan (and I guess the Soviet Union for Tetris). Brits and Euros with their Speccys and Amigas were just a sideshow
>>12004970Mega Man 2wat hands made this edit
>>12003571>War crime denialCaptcha:GAYYY<-
>>12002538You can always tell when a platformer is made by them when the camera moves too fast and the sprite work looks like toddler drawings.
>>12007996England didn't make Mario.
>>12004135>>12004284>>12004295I've been to the pub in Cambridge where Clive had a fight with his mate, the Baron of Beef (which is adjacent another pub called the Mitre, but Baron of Beef is slightly better. There's a dozen or more pubs in Cambridge better than both however.) Micro Men depicts this fight as well.
>>12006417OI ME HOMELAND FOR THE MUCH MALIGNED JEWISH PEOPLE
>>12002538Frontier elite 2>Inb4 boring space simulator Only lowcomms cant into simulator games and you can sell slaves to space Jews in frontier. Truly ahead of it's time in every aspect.
>>12006684You don't even live here.
>>12006684>>1200708330% of London births are from British people, I think that should tell you enough.
>>12003840this.
>>12008015Oi, you gotta loiscense for doughs statistics? I'm watching yuh, poppet. Best not let me catchya cri'isizing illegals or I'll be back to arrest your daughter and feed er to som pakis and somalis. Got that?
>blocks your path
>>12002567He looks like he stepped right out of the prisoner
>>12002538No, but they made some killer cyoa gamebooks.
>>12004654Did Zniggy ever get finished?
>>12008089For me it's till Dead of Night. The mysterious figure at the funeral at the start turning out to be you sent back in an effort to fuck up the world was kino in ludo litero form.
So are Americans only the Japanese can make good games
>>12008201No, Australians.
>>12008201Nah man, Americans made Road Rash 2. https://youtu.be/4GJgDWZohmI?si=LqTivsXx5gF1_eZv
>>12008304That game is probably banned over there now
Also Dizzy! Don't forget about this fella and he be full of protein.
>>12008023Why do the UK police feel safe? They shouldn't.
>>12003589pish aff that was ScotlandDMA was in Glasgow
>>12009894OP used the Union Jack / British flag, not the English flag, the United Kingdom / Britain includes Scotland.
>>12009930The UK isn't even a real country.
>>12009952Keep moving that goalpost, mate.
>>12009971I'm not that other anon. I just hate the UK.
>>12002538>Who is DizzyThe Prince of the Yolkfolk says hello
>>12009105Why? Bikini armor?
>>12009930>OP used the Union Jack / British flag, not the English flag, the United Kingdom / Britain includes Scotland.the united kingdom is gay though and just made up in 1801 and ended in 1987 Scotland Wales etc are actual nations. Tgat flag was due to be withdrawm as part of the 'royal' funeral but due to brexit budget cuts is sill in use. There was a competittion in London achools to make a new flag.
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>>12010517https://youtu.be/8blNaYM-YeI?feature=shared&t=38https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QBDFNTi7Zs&list=RD0QBDFNTi7Zs&start_radio=1A specially commissioned Golden Nintendo Wii was then gifted to Queen Elizabeth II by a video game company called THQ. But she never got to play on the console as she couldn’t receive presents from unsolicited visitors Unlike prince philip, prince andrew all all the other royal nonces and jimmy savellies (literally). Uk flag was invented in 1801 and is bullshit..
>>12010541
the insane levels of britseething in this thread
>>12010738This entire board is britseething.
>>12002538*AHEM*
>>12010738i mean, look at the state of their country just this year so far. i'd be seething too
>>12010868How're those import fees?
