Is there any reason why this isn't considered the best horizontal shooter ever by far
>>12005786It's not even good, delusional weeb.
Because it's not Deathsmiles
Sex with Hikaru and Akane
>>12005915Touhou at home
>>12005945Other way around, ZUN was always CAVE at home.
>>12005786In my world it's either this or Forever With Me so I'd say yes in that context.
>>12005849>WEEB WEEB WEEBYou are the one choosing to post on Four Leaf.
>>12005786Too sexy, too much parody.
>>12006091I was slightly disappointed it wasn't sexier. I think the sexiest bit is the naked lady at the end. Or the robot titties
>>12005786Promoted by a nonce korean artist that shilled the shitty SNES port.
>>12006232You are really forcing this "nonce" business this week, aren't you?
>>12005786Because shmups are for people who actually enjoy video games, not lousy jarpig otaku who thinks every needs to be borderline e-porn.
>>12006241>/vr/ is le one person Next you're going to call me auster or famibot.Get real, punk.
>>12005786Cho Aniki mogs you
>>12005786>sega saturn >generic coomer shooter that doesn't come off as funnyThere's your problem.
>>12006252Found the homo
>>12006232Sexy Paro doesn't have a SNES port
>>12006258I'm super straight and the muscle brothers encourages males like me to exercise more and respect older females.Cho Aniki has saved my hetero life, unlike the lousy octopus creating more homotaku predators.
>>12006258>see muscular guys (and the hyperfeminine woman)>immediately think about homosexualityThis is why you zoomers are a doomed generation.
>>12006232>the shitty SNES port.That's Gokujō Parodius/Fantastic Journey.But you're right, nobody gave much of a shit about the Parodius series especially when the series was killed on the Xbox 360, until that weirdo drawfag made that flash movie and put it on Newgrounds.Now it has a "cult", in the same vein as Cave Story or Mega Man Legends does but way smaller and even more gen z perverts.
>>12005786Ikaruga and Radiant Silvergun exists, and those aren't even the diamond hits
>>12006313>>>>>horizontalThe literacy crisis has gone out of control
>>12006267Sure thing, you keep telling yourself you are straight...
>>12005915Does this even count as retro?
>>12006817arcade shmups are a spiritually retro genrealso probably came out on cave cv1k hardware that's like however many years old
>>12006826>arcade shmups are a spiritually retro genreI don't disagree, but it's weird seeing a game normally associated with the Xbox 360 openly being discussed here.
meh imo parodius da just feels a lot more fun than the gx parodius games and actually has character variety in scoring rather than just always picking koitsu or michael
>>12006817>Does this even count as retro?Not if you want to be strict, but the board allows 2007 PC games that would absolutely not run on 2001 PC hardware like Crysis so whatever
>>12006826CV1000 came out in 2004. Same year as the Nintendo DS
>>12006267
>>12006372I think you might be autistic
>>12007181I know you're definitely retarded
>>12005786i mean thunder force 4 exists
>>12005786Is the Saturn version better than the PS1?
>>12008281It's much of a muchness
>>12006247Okay Scott.
>>12008281I think they're both pretty much perfect ports which is really impressive for 5th gen
>>12006291>But you're right, nobody gave much of a shit about the Parodius series especially when the series was killed on the Xbox 360, until that weirdo drawfag made that flash movie and put it on Newgrounds.As a big fan of Parodius (at least of Parodius Da!, which I've played the most), I have no idea what this flash movie is
>>12008371It's-8
>>12008403Ah okay, I know who you're talking about now. Didn't know he did a Parodius one.
>>12007092The "2001 hardware" argument for PC games is one I've never been a fan of. However, I've also never been a fan of all 2007 PC game posting that happens here. For PC games they should really draw the line at 2005, maybe even 2004.
>>12006243Oh the irony
>>12007092> but the board allows 2007 PC games that would absolutely not run on 2001 PC hardware like Crysis so whateverOnly since we lost our janitor. This board is totally fucked now anyway, 75% of the posters are young retards making retarded posts.
