GOOD TO GO
>>12007890the gritty reboot where a peace treaty gets bombed and all sarges friends die fucked me up. whyd they have to start off with a war crime killing everyone off? sarges heroes was plastikino
It will never not be funny to me how they're one girl is flesh colored instead of plastic green
>>12008898>It will never not be funny to me how they are one girl is flesh colored instead of plastic green
>>12008939Yeah. That's what I get for phone posting and not proofreading.Have a free bump
I remember playing this a lot (especially multiplayer) but even now I remember how shitty and stiff the controls were. Funny how that didn't ruin the game when we were young.
>>12008898Vicki is flesh-colored because she's a Barbie parody, not just blatant coom-bait
>>12008898It symbolizes how women aren't actually on your side or anyone's side really, they just exist among the circumstantially dominant and superficially support them until they're defeated. If tan kills all green guys, the woman will happily slip on a tan bra and dye her hair tan.
What's the best versions to play? Is it worth playing Army Men 3D?
>>12009721Yeah. They are not really tied together 3D is just fun.I'll always point to 64 over PSX because texture filtering is better than crispness.Sarge's Heroes 2 isn't as good.Air Combat is not much related to Sarge.
>>12009410This is 100 percent true and something you can’t understand or accept until you see and experience enough to notice the undeniable patterns. Mid or post game knowledge.
>>12009410It’s easy to pick German chads over stinky surrender faggots
>>12009906>German chadslmao, Hitler killed himself hidden in his bunker like a little bitch
>>12007890IT'S PARTY TIME
