>sega saturn is renamed to sega shark in the westWhat changes? Maybe Sega Saturn was much too ominous for 90s west
>>12018050nothing
It would probably sell even less with a retarded name like that
"Hey bro, how about we play some Virtua Fighter on my Sharkie?"I don't know, sounds kind of cool but retarded at the same time, like Atari Jaguar.A mediocre console with a cool name just feels ironic and out of place.
>shit shark
>the SEGA Shart
Put a little circle above that symbol they're using for A. You're welcome, I have just saved your system.
I'd play it if it was called the Sega Exodus. It just sounds cool, not like Genesis made much more sense either
Sega Saturn is renamed to Sega New Testament, what changed?
>>12018050>sega mud shark
>>12018370>and after three console gens sega will rise from the tomb
>>12018082Sega Såturn
I had no idea this console existed until the Dreamcast came out. It wasn’t the name.
>>12018050I actually never heard about the Sega Saturn before, was that the cancelled sequel to the Dreamcast? I dunno the Sega Shark would be cool, maybe they could have released the Eco the Dolphin game for it.
>>12018050How come Sega never got in trouble for the Saturn's official initials being "SS"?
sega blue cock
>>12018071This is what would happen, and it would sell poorly
>>12018768There wasn’t a bunch of semi ironic Nazis running around being smelly and unfunny constantly pointing out that the initials of were SS.
>>12018859i did that and nobody got it
>>12018050People would make "would this have saved the shark" threads instead
Sega Saturn is one of the best console names ever. The name is not why it failed
>>12020376copy and replace each instant of Shark with Saturn in this threadand Saturn with Shark.You have now entered an alternate timeline / parallel universe
