I do not like this boss, Pentaro. Her smug aura mocks me.
>hot giant smug mermaid that mocks youdunno bro sounds great to me
>>12030057This is a bizarre place to see an It's Always Sunny reference.
>>12030071Why do you enjoy being mocked?
>>12030057Based Mambo enjoyer.
>>12030453I don't. My penis however....
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>>12030057>parodius breadbasedhas anyone here ever played wars? is it any good?
>>12030230MAGNUM CONDOM FOR MY MAGNUM DONG
This boss was the biggest piece of importfag bait appearing in every otaku mail order shop ad ever.
>>12030230Malkovitch did it firsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B81U7Vunhuc
>>12032101probably has something to do with the game being fun and not requiring any japanese language comprehension to play
>>12032792>probably has something to do with the game being funExcept it's really not very fun to actually play, it just looks silly. Like I would not spend money on it.
>>12032803Parodius is fun. It's literally just Gradius but with wacky ships and bosses how would it not be
>>12032850>how would it not beBoring bullet patternsNo good score systemIt plays like gradiusThis is my last reply.
>>12032857Oh I seeYou're a CavefagLmao
>>12031765I've been playing the Japanese ROM for so long it just seems wrong to have English text there
>>12033448But 女性の服装をした is much shorter
>dancing panda named Anna PavlovaI'm sure this is hilarious in the original Japanese
>>12032117Imagine being John Malkovich.
>>12033143No he's just a fag. I'm a CAVEfag and still liked Parodius games
>>12030453Tall mountains, etc
I really don't like the big ship fight.
>>12030057>OH!
>>12035923Osborne Cox?
>>12030057do you retards really play at this aspect ratio?
