So if Cloud wasn’t handsome, Tifa would’ve thought he’s some weirdo and just left him there?
>So>retarded babbleEvery single time.
>>12037936>retarded babble Would a woman care about an ugly man impersonating her childhood friend retard?
>>12037926cloud and tifa are childhood friends
>>12037939did you even play the game? it's her childhood friend that's impersonating some random guy.
if barret never hired cloud there's a real possibility that could would've just wandered around midgar until mixing with the wrong crowd and ended up as yet another gay male prostitute at the honeybee inn until a plate or something crashed down and killed him
>>12038046>another gay male prostitute at the honeybee inn>another gay male prostitute>anotherAnon...
>>12037926>are women actually that shallow?the answer is always yes
>>12037943>>12037967>they were childhood friendsdid you actually play the game? they werent friends at all, cloud just watched tifa play with her friends from his window and seethed, then decided he would go join shinra to prove to all of them how cool he was. eventually it worked I guess because he bangs her underneath the highwind.
>>12037926>So if Cloud wasn’t handsome, Tifa would’ve thought he’s some weirdo and just left him there?Yes. Women see handsome men/rich men as sex partners or even future husbands. While the ugly men/poor men are seen by women either as free food tickets/free favors tickets or as creeps.
>>12038046>Cloud never meets Aeris>nobody saves her when she gets kidnapped by Shinra>Hojo is able to carry out his crossbreeding experiments in peaceWhat do you think Aeris and Red XIII's litter looked like?
>>12037926The twist recontextualizes the game and more or less re-writes Tifa. Tifa as she's originally written is akin to Barret, and wants revenge on Sephiroth and Shinra for the events of her past, starts a bar and is an active member of a resistance group. Afterwards? She's a mom-like figure to Cloud and a total simp who's entire life just revolves around taking care of Cloud.
>>12038065The point is they knew each other from before, which OP didn't seem to understand
>>12038230and that's a good thing
>>12038238>and that's a good thingTifa is "perfect" in the eyes of males, because she's a sexualized mom-figure for sad lonely boys. That's it. The male ideal for sad lonely boys is a female who has no agency and just acts like a stand-in mom figure they can cuddle and kiss and have sex with. And reverse: Cloud is the ideal sad-boy stand in. Yes, he's a quiet awkward sad boy, BUT he's also the world's most heroic and strongest male whom every woman lusts for.
>>12038259I see no problem here
>>12038259This isn't resetera, you won't get stunning and brave updoots with your tired rhetoric.
>>12038259>mom you can cuddle and kiss and have sex withHow is this bad?
>>12037926yes thats how it works. if the male isnt attractive its harassment
>>12037926>>12037943Herr friend-zoning him is what caused him to turn into a basket case that couldn't tell his wishful thinking apart from actual reality.
>>12038321Her friendzoning him caused him to join soldier. Being dunked in mako after witnessing sephiroth destroy his hometown and getting stabbedby him caused him to lose his marblesDo you people even play games?
>>12038396>Do you people even play games?Where do you think you are? This is a thread using a random scene in a game as a pretense to bitch about fictional women
I don’t care about Tifa, but did Aeris only like you because you resembled Zack? If so it’s really sad.
>>12038073>>12038473>AerisUmm excuse me sweaty but actually I think you guys mean AERITH
If I had wheels, I'd be a bike
>>12038063Yeah because men never judge women by their appearance, its never happened
>>12038514if you crack open the binary in a hex editor you'll see that in code she is referred to as EARITH which is clearly her canonical name as it ties into the game's themes
>>12038073since hojo, the world's top expert on crossbreeding monsters, was confident that red xiii would be able to breed aeris, is really opens up a lot of questions about the mother of his offspring in the ending scene given he's repeatedly confirmed to be the last of his kind
>>12037926Could this be the one? Could this be the one singular mentally ill incel thread on the entire site?
>>12038065They became friends after Cloud was the only one man enough to help her when she fell in the mountains, unlike the pussies she was hanging out with before
>>12038046Honeybee Inn was in Sector 6 and not impacted by the plate fall
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>>12038820Go back 2 /pol/ or reddit
Third world thread
>>12037926That's typical of a woman, yes.
yeah probably
>>12038971I'm sorry you never actually played the game, anon. Maybe you will, one day.
>>12038958all the plates eventually collapsed...
>>12038989>Third world threadI mean, most of 4chan's users are Americans so that makes sense
>>12038259And that's a good thing.
>>12040559why people didn't try to reconvert midgar in something different and let it fall in disgrace as that?
>>12038534the difference is women have nothing beyond their appearance, by their own admission. Every little girl only dreams of being a pretty perfect princess who gets swept away by a prince who provides her with everything and all she has to do is exist and look good.
>>12038259it's fascinating how men expecting love and compassion from a woman is seen as such an offensive and controversial belief.
>>12042365it's more that it's a fantasy of a one sided relationship: nuturing but you don't have to give anything back.
>>12043410>I don't want your compassion or attention or emotional devotion, male. give me material goods or you are not proving your love
>>12037926That's how women work.
>>12038259>red eyesShe looks like a vampire in this render. Yes she had red eyes in the PS1 game, but in those graphics you had to exaggerate to make characters stand out. When they made her HD they should've given her brown eyes.
>>12042364>all she has to do is exist and look goodAnd they even fail at that after 30
>>12041248>open wound pooling mako causing massive overgrowth and probably shit tons of spontaneously generated end-game monstersnot everybody in the world is level 99
>>12043427You think you offer that, but chances are better than not that you don't.
>>12041248More trouble than it's worth. It was a pretty shit city to begin with, why try to "save" it?
>>12043427>give me material goodsIt's kind of interesting women are drawn to that. It's like those birds that seek out shiny objects to build their nests with. It must be instinctual on some level across all female animals.
