>no reason to trust cortex in the first palce>they show you a cutscene where he wants to collect the gems>er, jsut get these gems for me crash, dont ask questions>thats kinda dumb, but theyre in the path anyway why no->CRASH, so you HAVENT recognized what cortex is doing? Collect the gems for me instead so I can-in the meantime, I will throw everything I can at you to stop you from ->CRASH, COME IN CRASH? CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOUR SIGNAL IS WEAK, YOU NEED TO>DONT TRUST CORTEX, HE->huh thats really weird, Im just gonna continue not getting the crystals>think Im gonna get some A/B/C ending for ignoring cortex's orders>only way to leave the level hub and get to the next boss is getting every crystal for him anywaywhat was even the point?
>>12046768I think the entire point is that Crash IS that stupid, but I see how it would "ruin your immersion".
>>12046768They actually have extra cutscenes if exit your first level without getting the crystal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8nL71nWhdg
i think this is the first game Coco was in, oh baby!
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>>12046768Ludonarrative dissonance much? Nintendo never had this issue....
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>>12046818Yeah, Snoy wanted Naughty Dog to add a more family friendly female character vs Tawana
If Crash was intelligent enough to do anything of his own volition he'd never trust Cortex without knowing what the N stands for.
>>12047329he has the pass
>helps those plotting against him>winsProblem?
>>12048297Yeah, what happened to your big titty girlfriend?
>>12048397Went to Pinstripe
>>12046768It's a fucking game where you play as a orange bipedal dog that jumps and spins at stuff
>>12048509WOAH
>my reaction to that information
>>12048397he's actually into ntr.
>>12046768>game is called "Cortex Strikes Back">finally get to Cortex boss fight>he never attacks you, just runs away>never ever strikes back at Crash>Crash strikes at him though
>Crash, I see you've collected all those crystals on the surface, but I'm too lazy to also get the ones floating around my space station for no reason at allEven as a kid, this made no sense.
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>>12048659I think ND just wanted space levels even if they didn't make any sense, like the future levels in Crash 3.
>>12048659No, it makes a lot of sense. Cortex is trying to lure Crash to his doom by that point.
>>12048557WOAH
>>12046768you know mario gettin high with all those mushrooms lmao
>>12048509Bandicoots are marsupials, not canines.
>>12049552how big is Crash's canon cock size compared to the average marsupial?
>>12048397Not his fault.Doesn't matter because his sister is hotter.
>>12050165yeah but he can't just jump on top of and fuck his sister like she's hog wild
>>12050564He is kinda retarded so maybe in heat he cant control himself and fucks his sister.
>>12049535nah man the mushrooms were a spinach metaphor because of pop-eye the failure man
Because Crash rarely speaks we'll never know for certain if he was simply that stupid, or if he didn't trust Cortex but had to play along anyway - I'm not entirely sure how the warp technology works so for all we know Cortex could have kept him trapped until he agreed to help.
>>12050705Wow I never thought of that. Makes sense considering Nintendo made a licensed Popeye game.
idk as a kid i was like "woah haha more crash to play cool"
>the story in this kid's game doesn't make logical sense!!!autism thread
>>12050801You're damn right. Pull up a chair, son, hang out with the boys for a bit.
>>12050801You can't just dismiss it when one of the most iconic franchises has a gaping plot hole, it is a flaw that inhibits full immersion and enjoyment of the title
>>12046768You're not allowed to say nice things about IAT on this site but I like that it completely recontextualizes this situation by expanding on their backstory in the flashback tapes and showing Crash hugging Cortex in excitement to be on the same side years down the line. Crash didn't gather those crystals for Cortex because he's an idiot and easily manipulated, he deliberately ignored Coco and helped anyways because he still feels affection for Cortex and wanted to believe that he was doing the right thing.
why do people lways ask what the symbol on his head means when its obviuously the nintendo 64 logo
>>12051156it means nitrous because he's a balloon head
how come coco and tawna were not brainwashed by cortex?
>>12052197He was going to do it to Tawna but Crash saved her. Coco just doesn't make sense in general.
>>12052197The N doesn't stand for NTR
>>12052238it stands for nigger. nigger
>>12052257we don't say that word here
>>12051131I can see it, Cortex is his dad, kinda
Coco Slam-da-cootch
>>12048501not anymore. she broke up with him too and chubby chased after dingo. the whore.
>>12048564nitrous racing?
>>12052576nitro team racing
>>12052580oh yeah.
>>12046950Nintendo never made a Crash game, you donut.
>>12048562God, Crash was such a fun nigga.
>>12050762yeah the game lacked subtitles so i had no idea what was being said anyway and just played the game
>>12052435she is a pure maiden
>>12052852Shut up bitch, I'll donut in your butt. These games fucking wish Nintendo had shat out the four turds that it did manage to get.
>>12053021what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>>12054904He's a turd worlder ESL that didn't understand english when he played it as a kid.
>>12054904The sound mixing was like modern movies that purposely make the speaking inaudible.
>>12055130that's bullshit you fucking little bitch>>12054917damn, it do be like that sometimes tho
>>12046768Crash is an idiot. That's the joke. I doubt he's even getting the crystals because Cortex wants them, he probably just likes their shininess.
>>12046768Crash is clearly not in the driver's seat. You literally have accomplished settong uo Cortex as the returning bad guys with the opening scene. But Crash is retarded.
>>12054904i'm deaf
>>12055627>>12052257
>>12046768Crash is a retard, retard.
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