How did Nintendo get away with Princess Ruto?
I did not care for Ocarina of Time. It insists upon itself.
>>12049248Not human, no visible nips or slits, so it's A-OK.
>>12049248Booba
boys and male teenagers used to be the target audience of most games, and most of these boys had just started having strange feelings around girls so it was cool that all these girls (and grown women) flirt with Link or openly proclaim their desire to be with him.this was called "boys being boys"
>>12049248She's a fish
Why doesn't Link have any male friends?
>>12049360dont try to explain normalcy to zoomers they will sperg out in panic and confusion and anger
>>12049504It's not normal anymore you out of touch nigger. We have actual decency now and not some caveman-brain way of thinking.
>>12049260Thousands of people still play it, many of them weren't even born when it released
>>12049496Brother, I...
>>12049248because loli cannot be contained.
>>120501094/10 bait, so-so
>>12049260I dont really get that feeling from it.
>>12050140You're taking the side of a thread full of child-like fish enjoyers, I wouldn't say you're winning.
>>12050134Nude fishy body
>>12049248Is there literally no zoomer with innocence?
Playing as a kid:>man, this fish chick is both annoying and looks weird... will she just get off Links case?Playing as an adult>man, this fish chick sure is annoying but it's kinda cute how she likes Link... oh, she waited all those years for Link and never forgot him, then sacrificed herself for him. Best girl, easily.I wanna marry a fish like her some day.
>>12050216doing fishy things.
>>12050134Link is cuter than her.
>>12050254>sacrificed herselfDo we know this is true for all the Sages?We know that Saria, Nabooru, and Darunia die... but Ruto is actively giving you advice while you fight the Water Temple's boss (though off-screen). I really think Impa and Ruto could potentially return to life after sealing Ganon away since they never died.
>>12050318it is implied that the sages must stay in the sacred realm at all times.
>>12050318>>12050353It also split the timeline though so Ruto is still alive in the one in which Link exists, though more than likely Link ended up with Malon lore wise.
>split timeline gayness
>>12050392Even before the forced lore during SS the split timeline was a thing.
>>12050379We know Link went to Lon Lon to get Epona if Majora's Mask isn't a complete dream scenario, and that Twilight Princess (taking place after the end where Kid Link and Kid Zelda get Ganon arrested) starts in a farming/rancher village that passes down Epona, Link, and Epona's Song through generations.... Link rawdogged a teenage Malon behind the milk crates, 100%.
>>12050318I didn't think any of them "died" but their job is so critical that they had to walk away from their lives to do it.
>>12050396He lived the dream... or at least one of them
>>12050393No it wasn't. It was a self-contained plot device that didn't need to be expanded on.
>>12050396is ilia supposed to be an incarnation of malon?
>>12049248because she lays eggs idk
>>12050429she's supposed to be reminiscent of saria, actually. the entire ordon village is a lightly industrialized kokiri village, like the hobbit's shire
>>12049248Jabu Jabu's belly is a fascinating piece aesthetically especially when combined with a naked fish child preaching in your ear about responsibility I think they might have been trying to MK Ultra kids into being gay or aesexual or something
The guttural noises, writhing flesh, and glottises all come together to remind the player of mortality, or sex, and of pregnancy Its an introduction to the morbidity of the feminine
>>12049248Do Zora reproduce like sharks?
>>12050529>approximately 40% of sharks lay eggsyes, although i don't think sharks lay tadpoles, but close enough
>>12050517>>12050518It actually planted the desire for tsundere ojousamas.
>>12050563I'm not saying it worked, just that the juxaposition is INSANE
>>12050517>>12050518meanwhile in dodongo's cavern, you bomb dodongos like mario was stompin' turts and become sworn brothers with daruniafuck yeah
>>12050318The Goron leader enters the boss room. You never see him again.
>>12050693That's not a very funny punchline, anon.
>>12050697>horse looks the same in OoT and real life when viewed from the cranial posteriorno wonder ohguharina was praised for its realism
>>12050467well, hena is supposedly a descendant of the oot fishing guy.
>>12050697It never was.
>>12050782What a creepy face. One of the things I'd change about gaming history if I had wizard magic to that effect would be the art direction in 3D Zelda games. The closest thing I know of to a 3D Zelda game that isn't full of disgusting-looking people is Soul Calibur II
>>12050807please, refrain from insulting my wife.thank you.
>>12050825Is that a picture of the same character? The lady in the picture looks pretty though...
There are too many out-of-the-closet pedophiles on this site
>>12050876>suddenly...out of 10!
>>12050876Pedophiles in-the-closet ritually sacrifice children they prey on and torture them. They keep the closet closed because what they do is far worse then fapping to a bunch of drawings.
>>12049260pic related and fpbp
>>12050392Yet another reason that windwaker is the worst game in the series
>>12050429No they are very blatant with those, look at beedle
>>12050428The split has been a necessary and present part of the timeline since The Wind Waker. You don't have to like it, but don't be a fag about it.
>>12051004canonical retard take
>>12051060>split timeline is stupid>split timeline exists so dont complain about it? do you understand what you are even saying
>>12051031Not counting the CD-i games, I hope
>>12049248No one thought this was hot when the game was released. It was considered a goofy comedy moment where Link is obviously not interested because no one who isn't a Zora would be. It's just another degenerate zoomer revisionism because for some reason sexual deviancy is what their entire identity is based on.
>>12051938Ok, zoomer.
>>12050396What I would give to rawdog a redheaded farmer girl at a barn and pump 10 babies into her
>>12052069She's not for you, esse.
>>12050396>>12052069They did it in the heart piece secret chamber.
>>12050396>>12052069>>12052128You guys are dumb, they consummated their marriage with Talon's full blessing. They didn't have no hillbilly sex.
games were primarily still aimed at kids and teens at that time. it was ok to have a cute romance with a kid princess because the likely player was within that age range. with the average age of gamers now being mid 20s to early 30s it gains awkward implications, who is this really for?
>>12052190>who is this really forMe.
>>12052190if the game was primarily for kids why would they put adult romance in the game too? Comes across as a bit pedophilic dont you think? Link is still mentally a child in the game.
>>12049248>>12050134>>12050216>>12050282>>12050535Imagine the smell
>>12050282WHY CAN'T I FIND MORE PICS LIKE THIS?
>>12052074cremia and romani it is then.
>>12052284>trusting any Asian nation's statistics on rape and other such crimesIt's shamefur dispray to even have it happen to you, so lots of it doesn't get reported.
>>12050518and like the true hero he is, Link jumps straight in with his phallic symbol (small and kokirish though it may be) and conquers the place, bringing peace and justice where there was parasitism and disorder, and claiming the just reward for himselfSee the lesson of OoT is that masculinity is actually a good thing that can solve all your problems, you can make women happy and you can kill the weird dude from the matriarchal desert cult that usurps your kingdom
>>12053780ganon is an extreme in masculinity to make up for his cucked society. the message is balance. zelda's findom wisdom and link's poor boy tempered power and courage combine to make a literal Holy Matrimony that trumps both extremes.
>>12049248Because game companies back then appealed to gamers, not to Jewish investors.
>>12050109way to prove anons point. keep coping over your repressed childhood, zoombie
>>12054507I'm 34.
>>12054997thats even worse, holy shit bro
>>12055238Yeah, well, I'm 39.Why are we sharing our ages?
>>12050282Why did I get modded for reposting this in a different thread?
>>12049248It's okay since she's non human.
>>12050109>We have actual decency nowmen wearing dresses and cutting off their dicks is decency?Women being whores and dressing like whores?im sure theres more deneracy im forgetting about that is prevalent in recent times
>>12050134hmmmm the hole on the side of her head............
>>12050467No, Ordon is where Lon Lon Ranch would be.
It's just a fish, nothing weird about it.
>>12050246Nope. Our brains we're fucked by hentai and furry porn. That's why we don't like real women.
I want to fuck a fish.
>>12049496Everyone in Kokiri Forest liked him except for Mido.
>>12056925lon lon's gone, baby
>>12056912>holethose are her REAL fish eyes
>>12053071For me, it's Malon.
>>12057281>not wanting a shimaidon with cremia and romaningmi
>>12057195oh i didnt have my glasses on, now i see it. I thought it was her ears
