I finally tried this game, after skipping it as a child, and I see why people really dislike it. The physics are like playing a pinball game on fast forward
>>12053510imagine being mario but a ball and you hit a koopa right in his shell and the force makes him fart and you smell it and get a boner lol wouldn't that be weird haha
>>12053528Kill yourself fartfag
>>12053545>he doesn't want to deeply whiff the exotic aroma of a koopa's anal gas and have a spontaneous 64" erectionyou are unironically not going to make it bro
>>12053528
why are you guys like this
>>12053510They should have just made a game for actual pinball fans like Pokemon Pinball on GBC instead of trying to make a "pinball adventure" game.
>>12053597like what?
>>12053602you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1BMuCddyTU
>>12053528>>12053551>>>/co/
>>12053617stinky turtle poots?
>>12053510For a game programmed by 5 people it's probably better than it has any right to be.
>>12053510The bowser fight is bullshit
>>12053551You have brain parasites
>>12053510Lol 3rd party asset flip game>*SM64 sounds*
>>12053545CSM is not retro
>>12055256You're an online prottie.
>>12053712>>12054210Nah man. Iridion 1 and 2 were made by like, two guys, and that game's quality within its genre, absolutely thrashes MPL.Without any form of proper nudging, half the method of controlling the game is missing. Idk why they didn't just copy what Sonic Spinball did and let the player shift the ball's direction at all times
>>12053598>"pinball adventure" game.Darn, you made it sound appealing. Worth giving a shot if I kinda like pinball games, but never enough to play a given table more than a handful of times?
>>12053551>>12055296i'm sorry your parents neglected you and got you a tablet instead of proper toddler toys
>>12056036>Worth giving a shot if I kinda like pinball games, but never enough to play a given table more than a handful of times?No. You can't nudge, the ball speed is literally like playing other GBA pinball games at 4x speed, the angles the flippers shoot at is all fucked up, and the tables are designed so instead of Mario getting smacked back towards the flippers he just goes in really fast circles around the edge.I play a lot of pinball games, I'm used to spending several hours learning a game's physics, shot timings, and nudge tricks. Mario Pinball Land is fucking awful. Genuinely.Or rather, I guess it's tolerable if you're willing to emulate it and put a savestate down at the start of each new area, but it's not a good experience
>>12053510I liked it. Although I only rented it so maybe that made it feel more fun.
