Bigger isn't always better, the worlds needed to be cut in half.
Bigger isn't always better is the cope you use for having a tiny fucking brain and penis you absolute crayon cocked retard.Tooie is blessed by God himself
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>>12067985Modern /vr/, everyone.
>>12067985>is the cope for having a tiny dickAs a guy with an average cock, I need to foreplay my wife for at least 10 to 15 minutes to loosen her up before I can slide in.The people who care about big dicks the most, are other guys.
>>12067985Tooie is a prime example of a game that could have been polished if someone said no during the game making process. I would love to confirm if it wasn't an absolute shit show of a development cycle since it feels horribly unedited in the worst way possible.There's no way a human being said, "Okay, Johnny. You can have your big ass level but only if you have to backtrack to it several times and disperse mounts to traverse said bullshit levels later, and no, we can't give them a mini map, what are we Zelda that already had this functionality in place? Come in, let's even force the player to start in the Jinjo Village after starting up the game every time since why not, he likes traveling all the way back to the level he was working on"
>>12067985kek here's your proof folks of how obnoxious Tooie-fags are to a (literal) T.
>>12069130>10 to 15 minutesMaybe it's just her, but my girl only takes about 5 minutes of a full body message to get wet.
>>1206942315 minutes is probably an exaggeration.
>>12069137But DK64 isnt as bad right?
>>12069423Daughters don't count.
>>12067985Based
>>12067918>Bigger isn't always betterTired of hearing this stupid-ass shit. This little phrase doesn't fucking mean anything of value. Bigger isn't always better. Smaller isn't always better, either. This isn't an argument, shut the fuck up.
Anyone know how this meme spiraled into newfag truth? Everyone knows "le water temple is impossible" is based on that key in the center being missed by kids who didn't know how to read the map, but what's the story with tooie?At the time of its release, bigger absolutely was better, like 3d>2d. Now in retrospect it's easier to appreciate 2d games since we've seen everything 3d has to offer. Tooie is not a big game by today's standards, so you can't really retroactively say it's too big.Tooie came out before kids were fantasizing about gta games as big in scale as their hometown. Fans on forums would cum in their pants for ocarina of time but twice as long.Is there a sentiment outside of /vr/ that it's too big?
>>12070175More condensed is always better
>>12071105Most people only parroting what talentless Youtubers have to say without analyzing the game for themselves. It's not flawless, but the bitching about backtracking (which you don't even need to do to beat the game) and large levels is over-exaggerated. At the same time, they'll either say the design philosophy between DK64's levels is the same or "DK64 is better", when DK64 is actually carrying all the stereotypes that people assume Tooie is.Nobody wants to think for themselves anymore.
>>12071950No I played both games first hand back to back. I've played a fuck ton of action adventure 3D platformers, Kazooie is top shelf rapid fire fun. Tooie is a confused meandering experience
I imagined you eating some sort of biscuit and having a coffee while you said this.
>>12067918It's just so slow.. so very freaking slow, which is a tone clash with the cotton candy carnival music blaring in your ears and bright colors. King's Field or SotN have actual tone appropriate music for the games pacing and have mechanics and art that pull you into the experience. Tooie is such an odd dud
>>12071971Uh thank you? I am drinking coffee and I just ate a couple tomato on toast sandwichs with mayo and salt and pepper
>>12071575Unless you're taking a shit.
>>12071993I like those fast solid ones, Very clean. Very efficient
>>12069130>>12069687>>12069423>their girls need foreplay to get wetgrim, they probably are thinking about Chad while you're touching them
>>12071950I've actually finished DK64, Tooie is still eating dust in the trashbin.
>>12072021Of course you'd say something like that.
>>12072018ok cuck
>>12067918I can kinda understand the complaints with Terrydactyland but Witchyworld, Grunty Industries, and Jolly Roger's Lagoon were epic
>>12067918Maybe they should've just had the SUPERBANJO cheat on by default. That would've fixed a lot.
>>12072161>Jolly Roger's LagoonFrom what I remember the underwater section was such a chore though. Much like Gloomy Galleon.
>>12072242Not him, but it was cool stepping into that small town, thinking that it was the whole world, and discovering a vast underwater section you had no idea was there. It felt magical. That could all be nostalgia talking though. I played it when I was 11.
>>12069701DK is worse. There’s too many cock blocks in DK. Every level is cut up into pieces filled with locked doors and character specific areas. Too much emphasis on mini games and not enough rewards for mastering the open world controls.
What these later stage Rare games actually needed was just less aggressive gating, and walking back and forth.It'd be far better if once you had a transformation, or once you had control of Mumbo, you just had them, and could select them from a menu. That would pretty much fix the really obnoxious part of the game which is just arduously walking back and forward through shit you have already walked back and forward through.
>>12072267Sure, discovering it the first time was cool. Much like that underwater town in Wet-Dry World.
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>>12072018Lick pussy or go away
>>12072018You got that exactly backwards; If she's wet when you haven't done anything she doesn't need you
Love Tooie, like it better than Kazooie, but there are ways to improve it. >Swap Glitter Gulch Mine and Witchyworld, GGM is a terrible second world>have a power up that gives both Banjo and Talon Trot Kazooie a speed increase that is NOT A CHEAT (yes I know about that cheat that makes Banjo run twice as fast, it should be a power up instead)>Terrydactyland and the first person shooter areas should have better textures to differentiate areas>Fix framerate>>12069130Having a big penis sucks if you are a monger, prostitutes really do not want to be dealing with that shit, especially if they are Asian prostitutes.As someone with a much bigger than average sized penis I don't know if I should even try since I know a ton of rejections will likely follow suit.
