Old video game advertisements were SO GOOD!
I used to jerk off and cum to DoA stuff like this
>>12080608Dumb coomer
They sure were.
>>12080608Unironically yes.
>>12080608Hi res copy of this scan? I want it printed in a poster
>>12080616Oh fuck off, everyone loves hot naked women. Go act high and mighty on reddit.
>>12080629It's fake AI shit
>itt: boomers falling for an AI piclol, old people really are susceptible to this stuff...
Is DOA2 good for you?
>>12080725It caused me to finally rage quit fighting games 20 years ago.
>>12080691Cmon now, it was pretty obvious since it's the nu-models despite saying DOA2Also I wish all this faggotry fake grain blur filter trash wouldn't be used. Not only does it looks bad and stupid but it makes it EVEN more obvious somethings fake
>>12080643>>12080691The picture is proper 3D fan art, but the copy text is obviously fake.
>>12080608>nipples and exposed areola, that will sell our pixelated gameSuch vision.
>>12080616Dumb woman
The oatmeal cookie man was a celebrated pervert but the western culture changed to get women voting for their personal gain.
>>12080853It didn't help he revealed himself to be a washed up hack with Devil's Third
I knew it was AI right off the bat because neither Kasumi nor Ayane look like that in DOA2. They looked like anime dolls up to DOA4.
>>12080608keyed
>>12080775I got a big poster of this that came with an issue of RetroGamer magazine.
>>12080608Fun thing is that an ad like that would perfectly be in a game magazine from the early 90's and nobody would cry about it
>>12080615grim
>>12080967Funny how a president and his goons say it's over and then things go on as usual when you turn the TV on and Taylor Swift has the world's most important opinions.
>>12080615Congrats, you enjoyed DoA as intended.
>>12080608
>>12080616Kill yourself loser
>>12080861>washed up hack with Devil's ThirdAll these sacked-directors-with-a-new-studio had the same problem - getting good staff is HARD. They came from companies where the good boys rose up from the trenches and got to work making the director's vision actually good. Trying to do that straight off the bat with a new studio and a recruitment drive is impossible. If they had started slow and worked up to their magnum opus it would have been okay. Instead they all just went straight to the hard project and then gave up when it failed.
>>12080960I like that in old games, where the graphics were blocky and indistinct, they sometimes had to go all-in on the artwork to give an aspirational idea of what they were about. Most times the art was better than the product.
I really hate this fake nostalgia thing these days. I like the decades before I was born but I wouldn't make fake things and act like they are genuine
>>12080608What if she accidentally farted.
>>12081932Uhh then her half-sister who is near her butthole would have to smell it
>>12080608>let me show a non retro AI image to the website I got it fromin a just society youd be executed.
>>12082013Is this AI image in the room with us right now?
ENTER
>>12080952DOA 4 is the absolute peak of the DOA aesthetic
>>12080616you're a stupid faggot, go die
>>12081932They instantly backflip into battle stances like startled cats and start kicking each other to death.
>>12082013Seething about AI is far more intrusive than AI
>>12080640>>12080810>>12082314>>12081612lmfao actual braindead coomers itt
>>12080608>Dead or Alive 2>DOA 6 models???
>>12080853He was a king>>12080861>>12081776Itagaki is infinitely better than Kojima. I don't know how anyone could give Death Stranding a good review.
>>12082298Yes. Fuck I loved the battle system. I'm getting positive memories about it now
>>12082465>chronic masterbator>blames all his problems on religiono im laffin
>>12080608>is coffee good for you?
>>12081157Is this some sort of spic meme?
>>12082547>proves his point
>>12080608>pprrrrt>snniiiiiiiiff
>>12080616Dumb question
>>12080775Safe blue board
>>12080861Wii U potential wasn’t realizing
>>12082547Literally me
>>12082547Looks like a guy I'd hang out with!
>>12082767What makes you say that?
>>12082465>Literal /r/atheism faggot in my boardkill yourself, you pollute this place
>>12085821Wow you guys never stopped whistling this tune, huh.Any semblence of not believing in the unprovable>BAWWWWW R/ATHEISMEvery single time, it's so boring. An argument would be so goddamn refreshing.
>>12086036>Nothing is more boring thanI'm not reading this.
>>12086045>An argument would be so goddamn refreshing>can't read more than 5 wordsLmao
>>12086050Capital letters stick out like a sore thumb, causing me see you put "NPC" in there somewhere.Couple that with the way you begin, and it's really easy to spot the bad faith.I don't reward bad faith.
>>12086052>BAWWWWW R/ATHEISM>le capital letters...>I don't le reward le bad faith...I get it, you're mad.
>>12086063https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760059241681213.webm
>>12086068Yep, xir's mad.
>>12086036absolutely BTFO
>>12086070Yes just use the playbook for literally everything.Nevermind that we've all known it front and back since like 2012.
>>12086074This doesn't pass the smell test, anon.
>>12086076>be retarded faggot>wish I could get le heckin' argument!>get angry when somebody says something you don't like>criticize the opposing argument for doing exactly what you did to begin with, and then reduce the entire discussion to absurdity because of how incredibly buttblasted you are The rational and logical atheist mind, everyone.
>>12086082I didn't read this either.If the ratio of your-words to my-words is too high, it means you imagined things I didn't even remotely say. And you can safely skip it. This is a universal truism.
>>12086082Can you please kill yourself or get off of my website. So long as I don't hear from you again.
>>12086087Xir is not feeling well, please understand.
>>12086092>I got crushed by that last reply, but I have to pretend I wasn't>What do I do>Wait I know.>I can say 'tranny' >Well, no. I gotta spice it up slightly>Xir!>Wait didn't I already JUST do that two posts ago >Oh well, they probably forgot, just like I forget
>>12086096>y-you got crushed by me telling you that I didn't read your post again even though I clearly did and I'm still seething about how badly you hurt my anusXir...
>>12086101
>>12086106>implying you aren't a huge faggot with a tiny penis attached to a fat pelvis
>>12080629you fags will fall for anything
>>12085821>YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ABRAHAM? YOU'RE AN ATHEISTChristcucks are so fucking tiring.
>>12083529Minnesota courts have ruled that nipples are not inherently sexual and women here are free to have them out. We don't most place because of creeps. Even before the nip was freed here, I was guaranteed to see some at any DIY punk show.
>>12086564cry to Zeus about it, bitch
>>12080757thanks anon i appreciate the saus
>>12082547jokes on you, my hands are smooth as silk and ladies love it
>>12086564man the antichristian larpagan psyop really worked a treat on gaychan. jews won this one.>>12086781>ladiesyou mean ur mom
>>12086812i've literally had ladies who groped my hands, literally making non-consensual handholding with me. one even hinted i should fingerbang her, while ladies with a temperment more like my mama said i got piano fingers.hos mad because i like jerking off to sexy fake women instead of being a slut, and in this case the ho is you
>>12086820anon this is your mom typing. you shouldn't talk like that about your aunts and grandmas. "groped my hands"? "non-consensual handholding"? "fingerbang"??You have lots of explaining to do at dinner tonight.
>>12086110>be dumb phoneposter >be dumb christcuck>act like a foaming at the mouth retard onlinelol
>>12086820>>12086859>>12087153can you stop your gay roleplay and go back to sucking off lowtax's dead dick.
DOA thread???????
>>12087234It stopped a while ago, retard.
>>12087234Mangosteen
>>12080616>this simple comment sends porn addicts into a blind rage
>>12087279ur mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts
