Miyamoto declares Mario 64 outdated.
>business man tells you his old thing is bad to convince you to consume his new thing insteadShocking.
>>1211133564 still holds up, he’s obviously talking about cubie slop like Shitshine and Shit waker
>>12111341fpbpmiyamoto's always been more businessman than game designer
>man working on shitty kids toys his whole life discovers cinema
Take your twitter screencap ragebait threads back to /v/
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>we need a new mario game>I don’t want to design 50 levels though>design 15 levels instead>make the player complete each level 6 times>15 levels x 6 plays = 90 levelsProblem gamers?
Film is literally a more temporary and destructible medium. Film frequently rots in storage.Movies are "forever", because people give a shit about conserving them, and that's a cultural thing that took decades to really emerge. A lot of early films are just gone because no on saved them.
Shigeru has always wanted to make movies.
This thread will stay up because they really don't care.
>>12111335Remember this is the same guy that said Paper Mario didn't need a story and Tanabe took that to the absolute extreme for the last 3 games.
>>12111381I can download thousands of thousands of movies off pirate bay and watch them whenever I wantI can't play a ps2 game on pc without AI breaking
>>12111381>A lot of early films are just gone because no on saved them.silentslop was never good
We need a box office bomb because apparently this movie convinced Nintendo to just stick to games.
>>12111335OH FAKKU I AM GOING TO SHINDERU SOON I MUST BECOME WALTO DIZUNEE NI NARU
>>12111335>games stop running when newer versions come out>stop runningfucking retard
>>12111387>has always wanted to make moviesMIYAMOTO GOODKOJIMA BAD
>>12111380>we need a new gta game>I don't want to design a bunch of levels though>design 1 level instead>make the player complete each level 75 times>1 level x 75 plays = 75 levelsProblem gamers?
>>12111435They become unsupported, deprecated on EOL hardware. The Nintendo 64 is dead and never coming back. And no, emulating is not a real, legal option. Nintendo will imprison emulator users once they get enough lobby money.
>>12111404>This Ain't No Game.That tagline is better than anything in the Sloppa Mario Bros. animated movie
>>12111401But anon said PS2 emulation is perfect!
>>12111404I wish their new movies had even a sliver of the soul and balls of this one.
>>12111401>>12111483PCSX2 in software mode literally does just work though>cherrypicks one of the few broken games out of thousands (that has also been fixed btw)
>>12111335is there any proof miyamoto ever actually coded anything?
>>12111458>The Nintendo 64 is dead and never coming back.There is no reason why it couldn't, other than corporate decision-making. It's not like the tech is impossible to reproduce. People make clone hardware and emulation boxes all the time.
>>12111497Renderer has nothing to do with it, the AI is still broken because no one actually plays games on emulators
>>12111501Nope, Tezuka is the real legend
>>12111405lol
>>12111335SMB3 better anyways, he peaked with that game
>>12111380If this hack wanted the game to have 50 levels, it would've released in 2005.
>>12111483>anon said PS2 emulation is perfect!Fairly sure no one ever said that.
He's just mad fans got it working as a decompiled program.>>12111394RapeApe already broke his new toys, and thus we are back to 0 moderation.
What are the chances this is fake/badly translated/badly interpreted, like most of Miyamoto stuff on western internet?
>>12111627Maybe he should've learned English by now
>>12111669>engslop speakers can't get fake quotes made up
>>12111335>games stop running when newer versions come outemulation saves the day, once again.
>>12111682he sells emulators, so obviously he knows thathe's just being a retard as per usual whever he opens his mouth
I hate Miyamoto so much I'm going to punch a wall
>>12111387>>12111335Nintendo’s Kojima
>>12111627It's literally that. Just standard Miyamoto outrage clickshttps://www.ndw.jp/nintendomuseum-interview-240925/
This thread is offtopic and of an extremely low quality. OP is a fag.
>>12111403Even television from as late as the 60's is missing.
>>12111736Even modern television is missing.
>>12111401Emulation would very much be a solved thing if it had the kind of backing that film conservation does, instead of no backing at all.
>>12111691The only retard here is the "journalist" who made the article, posting badly translated crap out of context.
>>12111740True, if you include shows that only aired over seas, and ads or news reports and things. Some of that stuff just does not get archived.And then there's movies that are only available in VHS or DVD quality because the film prints were lost in fires, or just misplaced somehow.
>>12111335He is right. >Play 64 for the first time.>Know about the star behind the big chomp.>You barely have time to get behind to jump, do the stomp attack on the log.>The camera is so shitty that you cant get a higher view of your surroundings. Crash has aged with more grace.
>>12111715>That last partIt reminds me of that shit about making corporations into religions.Fucked up stuff, can't become more plastic than that.
>>12111341>>12111348I still remember that tome his answer to the question of what game he'd want to have on a desert island was "Miitomo."
>>12111762I remember for the anime Project A-ko the quality was terrible for the longest time because the original film was considered "lost". And then Discotek found it and it turned out it wasn't "lost in a fire" like everyone assumed and simply "we didn't check the right storage area".
The obsession with preservation is itself a sickness in humanity.
>AWWW SOWWY! YOU NEED TA BUY NEE THING NOW! VERY SOWWY! OLD THING BAD, NOT WORK!
>>12111746poorly translated, but it was in context
>>12111335That comparison seems fundamentally false.It's very difficult and inconvenient to watch an actual film at home. People watch an emulated version of that film via scanning and digitization. The very same way people play video games on new hardware via emulation. Which Nintendo sells.
>>12111401>I can't play a ps2 game on pc without AI breakingSo you're saying it's not a 1:1 experience with the original hardware experience>I can download thousands of thousands of movies off pirate bay and watch them whenever I wantAnd you think *that* is going to be a 1:1 experience with watching the original film through a projector on a movie screen?
>>12112020Many such cases, especially when it comes to the Japanese.
>>12111715>We started video production partly because of that sadness - seeing our creations become playable only on Virtual Console. Even making them playable in a museum has its limits, but video content can endure forever.He's onto something. Video games are inherently less long-lasting than "linear" media, because they are software. Decades down the line these old games will have to be played via multiple layers of emulators, emulator on an emulator, all original hardware dead. It doesn't sound so bad, but when you add multiplayer to the picture, it gets horrible.
y pray video gaymu when u could watch 2 hour movie and be bored of it after 2 watcheswii would like to watchhee hee hee
>xitter screencap threads on /vr/Its genuinely over for this website, isn't it
>>12111335The interview's confirmed mistranslated. Full context is shared.Go home everyone.https://x.com/AllSourceGaming/status/1980030170250842136
>>12112480Good, now can /v/irgins fuck off to /v/ already?
>>12112480little late theresee >>12111715
>>12111345>cubie slop like Shitshine and Shit wakerTwilight Princess was made for the GCN first and Melee's own issues was hindered by movieslop (unlike Brawl)
>>12111715>>12112480Why are people obsessed with making Miyamoto say things he didn't say?
>>12111458>games stop running when new versions come out>stop running>low iq schizo retard rambles on about the n64holy fucking shit what a stupid fucking retard.
>>12112508simple to understand: same reason why steve jobs is credited for things he never did and they're somehow on a level playing field, like they were inventing hardware, spending overtime hours soldering prototypes and sleeping under desks. reality is they're both absolute fucking hacks. you see the pattern? losers are attracted to complete frauds so they'll just make up whatever nonsense to soothe their schizophrenia.
>>12112067I own a private theater and invite random people every time I watch a movie
>>12111335What a bullshitter if correctly translated because fuck media.
>>12112508>"The problem about quotes on the internet is that you can never be sure if they are actually real"Shigeru Miyamoto
>>12111335It is outdated, there are major camera issues and the game feels more like its on rails even compared to Banjo Kazooie.>>12111736I feel games are more important to save, even a bad game you can rip out the textures to use in your own project even as a parody.So many old tv shows and soap operas are just mind dumbing, no one has time to watch every single episode of friends, 90210, munsters, days of our lives and all that crap. Yeah some have some scenes of cool arcade games or vintage cars.
>>12111969>Tifuta Cockhart
>>12111941>>You barely have time to get behind to jump, do the stomp attack on the log.Maybe if you're absolute dogshit at the game, but I can get all three stomps in in one go before he attacks. Literal skill issue.
>>12113860On that note, someone did digging and found out the "delayed game" quote was never something Shiggy said either.
>>12111404But that's one of the best video game movies ever. The problem is that it was bold enough to be unique, so the theaters were just full of controller-holding retards who were mad that Mario didn't just collect coins and stomp on turtles for 103 minutes.
>>12111335>mario wonder comes out>oh no my copy of SMB1 doesnt work anymore
>>12111941>snoy retard literally got filtered by the fucking chain chomp star a 6 year old can do first tryyou cant make up this level of mental disability
>>12114627I've seen it. and I appreciate the vision, but it's a questionable movie at best, really.That said, it actually might be one of the best video game movies of all time, when you consider what it's up against. I think I'd still rather watch this again than whatever they're doing with Sonic now. At least Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper are good.
>>12111941>this challenge is... Challenging?
>>12111969>azumanga x ffviimy two favorite things... thank you anon
>>12111404I heard its actually not all that bad. Although reading about the movie being made is also entertaining. Guess the directors were unbearable married couple and half the staff was hammered all the time to get through it
>>12114958My favorite story is the time one of them dumped an entire pot of coffee on an intern's head and their only defense was "hey it wasn't HOT coffee"
>>12111335This just proves how fucking retarded Miyamoto actually is, and his success was a case born out of nepotism, luck, and stealing credit.>Films remain foreverSo do video games, if you maintain access to them. The only reason they "stop running" is when you refuse to port them...Just like old movies that were never transferred to VHS, or DVD, or BLU RAY "stop working" when newer methods for playing them arrives.I've noticed there's been a trend in this lately; downplaying old retro stuff and subtly saying that it's "outdated" or "newer stuff is better". It's companies paying figureheads to spew propaganda to push people away from playing older games, and buy their new slop.
>>12112072You're a retard. You'll only need to play it on a single emulator. That's what an emulator does. And no, cinema does not last forever. Film erodes, decays, needs to be transferred to newer formats. You cannot stop the march of time.
I'm not interested in movies and I'll probably never watch the mario movie
>>12114997It's not half bad. It's a decent watch. There's a couple jokes scattered about here and there that are funny for adults. There's a couple action scenes that are particularly well done and fun to watch. It's a solid 8/10 movie.
>>12113901there's a value to looking at old TV, even if all of it isn't necessarily "good". They're historical artifacts. They can reveal things about the eras in which they were made, which becomes increasingly important, the further we drift away from them.Even old Youtube videos have a certain value, and people should really be getting serious about preserving that stuff. That's going to be the Roman graffiti on a two thousand year old wall one day
>>12114958Looking at it in a completely unbiased sense, it's a kids movie, that really drops off somewhere in the middle. The sets and practical effects are good, the references to the games are fun, and the performances are fine, at least.I've seen worse. I saw the second Resident Evil movie.
>>12115025If you think the second RE movie is bad, you should watch House of the Dead.
>>12111457it was a really big and fun level though
>>12111335>>12111715>>12112480This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who has read any Miyamoto interview for the past few decades. He's always talking about technological advancements of games, he doesn't seem to see games as art as much.>>12111387Nintendo and Miyamoto getting the reputation of being anti-story is so funny since a big thing that made Donkey Kong arcade a success (and that he said explicitly in interviews) was that the game actually had a story and a big cutscene the ape taking Pauline away.
Miyamoto wanted Wii Sports to not be free with the Wii because it supposedly devalued their games to have anything be free. It angered him when Reggie fought to make it a bundled deal. He is not the wholesome chungus that everything thinks he is
>>12115568Miyamoto is kind of a retarded fag to be honest. He's constantly trying to neuter games, like how he tried to make OoT more linear because he thought people would get confused, or how he said Goldeneye should've had an end credits sequence where James Bond shakes hands with all the enemies he killed because "it was just a stage play". Most of the stuff he gets credit for was really done by other people, and the few meaningful contributions he had beyond the NES era were mostly the result of him coming up with 1,000 dumb shit ideas and being told "no" by more sensible people until a small pool of somewhat good ideas was left. Nintendo largely would have been better off without shiggy constantly playing niceguy so he doesn't offend soccer moms while tonguing corporate anus.
>>12115568Japan never does pack-in games, that's an American concept.
>>12115607>Japan never does pack-in games,Completely wrong.>that's an American concept.Also wrong.
>>12113416But did you use a film projector?Was the film in good condition and not faded/pinked/scratched?Was the film projector bulb the exact right color temperature to match the ones used in the time period when the film was released?
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>>12112502*wasn't shit
>>12111335>MiyamotoI declare him outdated... The chutzpah on these japanese hacks is unbelievable
>>12114627movie was good, version without edits is better. but it really was what the fuck. people really were expecting bingbingwahoo kinda shit.>>12114974> downplaying old retro stuff and subtly saying that it's "outdated" or "newer stuff is better"if it was better we'd all be playing it. they know they haven't done better since the 1980s. they struck gold a few times, milked the fucking shit out of them for 40 years and they wonder why people are tired of their slop? nintendo ran out of ideas long ago.
>>12111335He's just doing the fake humble jap shit of belittling hinself
>>12111335How do I watch my old vcr movies?
>>12115761but subspace was way more fun, it was like kirby amazing mirror 2
>>12111443>KOJIMA BADNothing screams POSER THIEF like Kojima
>>12116157>POSER THIEFalso known as Metal Gear Solid
It's baffling the kind of garbage people post even when there's evidence the article was mistranslated. Scum like you have no shame and deserve to die since there's no cure for stupidity.
I don't know if it's because of a lack of context, but Miyamoto has always presented himself as this big-brained game designer who took things from nature. Instead of taking inspiration from other games, GNG pre-dated SMB by a few days. Was DK probably the precursor to the genre? Kind of true, but GNG not only came before SMB, it practically invented the action platformer genre.
>>12111394>>12111616>>12115754fun fact, this thread is about an N64 game
>>12111335he's right.Most of the levels in mario 64 suck ass.the Camera is fucking AWFULand Mario's physics feel like he's sliding on ice.Sunshine perfected Mario's physics but the levels also suck.Galaxy uses those same perfected physics, but with fun levels.3D world strips away all the gay collectathon bullshit and distills the game down to pure concentrated gameplayodyssey is great too because of the variety
>>12111335that doesn't make any sense but ok
>>12116549n64 isn't retro retardit has to be 2d or at most a 93-94 game to be retrohold the line
>>12114958>>12114627It's really terrible in a fun way, but one thing might be said, it probably went in the right direction but massively overshot the target. A somewhat gritty grimdark Mario Bros. movie might actually be pretty neat. But the trauma is too deep and Nintendo is just playing it ridiculously safe now. We'll see with the Zelda movie, but I still think they'll stick to the generic and formulaic.
>>12116548SMB took inspiration from Pac-Land which predates both of them
>>12115568>>12115607Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't Super Mario All-Stars was a pack-in game in Japan either. Also the Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World version is US only.Japan are filled with mindless consumers so they can get away easier with being less consumer friendly.
>>12117059Pac in Time is better
