Look how much longer it takes to select Wario.
don't be rude
>>12118108Why was Yoshi paired with Birdo in this game?
>>12118108makes sense, save the best for last. although i think you can just press left and reach him that way too.
>>12118118>BirdoHas hole in middle of her face>YoshiHas prehensile appendage in the centre of his face The fit together like a glove.
>>12118118yoshi is canonically dating the egg-spitting tranny
>>12118118BECAUSE YOSHI LIKES A NICE JUICY COCK, THAT'S WHY.
>>12118148they're both lizards, they have cloacae
>>12118140oh yoshi...oh birdo....oh yoshi you are going to make me cum with your big noseohhhh yoshi...... ..ohhh birdo your face hole is going to make my big melon nose sneeze so badohh yoshi i am going to cumohhhhhhh birdo me too ohhh achooooooo oooohhhhoohh yoshi.....
>>12118108you can just hit right and it'll wrap back around to Wario
>>12118108Wario would be faster to select in Double Dash.
birdo is a male
>Kamek not playable for 27 yearsWe were in the worst timeline the whole time.
>>12118108antisemitic devs
>>12118116This guy gets it.Everyone else here has a bad attitude.
>>12118108I have the japanese version of mario kart 64 and I will never get over the fact that Toad is called Kinopio in Japanese.
>>12118118>Why was Yoshi paired with Birdo in this game?They're both dinosaurs.
>>12118108>DD: Press left once starting from Mario>64: Right, right, down starting from Mario
>>12120115You cant do that unless someone hacked the game.