Don't forget. Every time you break bricks in a Mario game, you are killing a Toad.
>>12118934No one called them Toads before Paper Mario's Toad erasure, zoomer
>>12118934>field horse-hair plantsWhat the fuck is that
>>12118938Ziggy Stardust is canon in Mario?
>>12118934>Don't forget. Every time you break bricks in a Mario game, you are killing molesting a kid.Its all tendie symbolism. It's like the freemasons or some shit. Only if you have been initiated and raped three children and passed the red hatting M rite do you get to belong in their spamming discords amd few have anuses that can pass the tests.
>>12118979Would explain why they buy dogshit like Pokemon ZA
>>12118986Because like apple fanbous they are an entirely sythetic creation that would not exist without huge marketing spend creating them and the ecosystem of viral marketing spam and e,g youtubers being given freebies to pimp. They are not organic like other enthiusiast groups sustaining themselves. Not just that but like apple fanboys it is not just a product line they are shaped to conform with and view as the centre of their existence, its the brand itself. They do what nintendo marketing says or they leave the walled garden and are left to die for betraying mario. Tnddies react violently when one of their won criticises a nintendo product in any way and are hearded and brigaded to attack and destoy anyone and anything Nintendo marketing takes a dislike to.
>>12118986got to c\atch them allyiou know what will happen if they don't?They get their bing removed in the red room of pain.
>>12118979Damn, I can feel your experience oozing out right there. What was it like?
>>12118949https://legendsoflocalization.com/comparisons/super-mario-bros/manuals/>The first big thing to raise question marks over my head is the part about “horse-hair plants” in the English instructions. I honestly had no idea what the heck it was talking about, and at first I assumed it was just a translation error. It turns out it’s not really wrong at all, it’s actually referring to horsetail plants.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equisetum_arvense
>>12118949The plants in the game
>>12118934You're actually freeing them.
>>12119047thisthat's why they give you mushrooms and stuff in thanks
Ahkshually the bricks you destroy are just bricks, the bricks and blocks that give you items are the transformed inhabitants.
>>12118974>English """translation"""">canonNever in your fucking life.
It's weird how the fact that Bowser is a magician has been toned down afterwards.After Kamek was introduced he took over all magic things.
>>12119212Mario is Italian-American. English is the canonical language
>>12118934Should have reflected this by deducting 100 points for every brick smashed. It would be like 'you need to find hidden power upstairs but if you're wrong then Mario MURDERS an innocent'
>>12118934Would you want to be an immortal brickMario is doing a mercy for these toadd
>>12119212If you think Mario has a "canon," there is well over a 70% chance that you were dropped on your head.
>>12119251Every hex leaves him perplexed
>>12118974>Let me make it plain, Gotta make way for the Kinopio Superiorseems so
>>12119212No one reads moon runes, nor does anyone care about moon runes. English is always canon because it's the only language that matters.
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>>12118949>>12119005How can you be so retarded you wouldn't immediately think, "Oh, that must be a type of plant"?
>>12121534You don't know what moon runes are, pleb.
>>12121642nothing they said indicated they didn't know it was a plant, they were confused because no one outside of botanists has ever heard of a "field horse-hair plant." so, in fact, you are retarded for missing this incredibly obvious context clue!
>>12118934Useless shits deserve it.
>>12121645>you didn't waste your time learning a dead language with no practical useSick burn, bro.
>>12119212This
>>12118934I'm Mario?
>>12118934imagine thinking what someone at nintendo usa says is lore is correct. thats like calling birdo trans even though that was never the case in the original japanese language
>>12118995Nintendo gets a lot of shit on reddit. I remember being recommended a whole sub.
>>12118938Everyone was calling them toads as early as SMB (US) when Toad was playable. His name became the name of his species, especially in part thanks to the cartoon.
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>>12123247toad was the goatest of all time. i never played with anyone else (unless i needed to fly over something or make an impossible jump, then it was princess or luigi). mario was absolutely useless.
>>12119461It does, just some games are staged or dreams
>>12118934good
>>12118934Why would some random guy named Mario give a fuck about some mushrooms he's never met and risk his life to help them? What is he, a psychopath with no regard for his own well being?
I'm gonna break some bricks just because of this thread. There I did it.
>>12125619You monster!
