This ain't /pol/ nor politicals. Dr.Fauci suddenly killed my father 4 years ago. Despite our Boomer-to-Millennial age gap we shared a lifelong mutual love of NES retro gaming. Mike Tyson was our favorite NES title. Dad always had trouble defeating Bald Bull. I always had trouble defeating Soda Popinski. After his murder I gave him an unspoken promise that I'd get bretty gud (before Christmas Day) beyond the grave. Suddenly I can TKO Mike Tyson with or without passwording (harder without passwords imo bc imagine the difference between scoring casual free throws at basketball practice VS scoring free throws in a heated NBA Championship Match) any day of the week because I felt a spiritual need to make his ghost as proud as possible by kicking butt /vr/ styleTonight I was on the phone with my favorite cousin. He demanded I double down on retro gaming glory I.E. As his Christmas gift he wants me to BTFO the hardest PS2 Boss next. That'd be Shinobi, no? Doesn't ask much, does he? PS2 Shinobi is a game I deeply enjoy but only play occasionally. The final 5 times I set foot in a Blockbuster as a young man was to renew my Shinobi rental. I recently got into PS3 modding indeed amongst my 169 pirated PS1&PS2 /vr/ titles Shinobi is probably my favorite of the recent haul. I'm only at Stage 5-A in my replay, not too difficult so far but I'm somewhat familiar with the game's reputation, familiar enough to be well aware it's going to get WAY harder soonFar be it from me to ruin a family Christmas so provide me perspective. Have any /vr/ legends managed killing both of these bosses? Is what I hear true? Is Hiruka(?) really the hardest PS2 Final Boss Fight? Is Tyson really the hardest NES Final Boss Fight? Which boss is more daunting and howso? Can my 4chan frens offer me any helpful tips to beat PS2 Shinobi in the remaining 63 days before Christmas? THANK YOU!t. Lorechad. Notorious Master&Commander&Sheriff (Mayor too, when a need arises) of our sisterboard /vrpg/ ama
>wake up at 3PM in the morning>dangerously low on vodka all of the sudden>notice gargantuan mound of cocaine on my computer desk sized aboutlikes fucking Everest>remember I posted thread>realize I came dangerously close to namefagging in OP closing remark>which perhaps explains my lackluster portion of daily (you)sMy apologies I went beyond myself, it was very very disrespectful of me to nig up the joint like that. Appears all those drugs, booze and MJ made me a tad boastful even inducing some degree of attention seeking behavior last evening. wowza I'm soo embarrassed lol my bad NG
What exactly is it about retro videogames that attracts the most autistic schizophrenics imaginable?
Lay off the adderall
>>12121881It's okay bro I get embarrassed of my drunkposts too >>12117670
>>12121897It's niche, that probably helps.
Why the fuck does he even call himself Andrew Tate? If you take one good long look at him for 1 entire seconds it is painfully obviously this Dog-murdering halfwit fuckhead doesn't even like playing PS2 Shinobi or playing /vr/ in general. As if his very existence is a joke on a Divine level, the most phony fraud ceweberity faker ever porn. Probably can't even beat Stage 1-A much less weaponize TATE attack multiplier bonus for the purpose of honorable bushido Samurai revenger-rampaging! talk about being an overly-entiled wannabe Shamurai charlatan. One of you anons oughta eat him alive-to-dead>>12121897Magnetism bro. Because the nature of the based is to attract the based for epic team-ups. Birds of a feather>>12121965Did you just try to give me an order, squirt? How cute>>12121982At least we never dox our good names with chad face pictures or cute ass pictures in our epic drunken 4chan rants>>12123373Turns out these 2 titles are more niche than I thought. I posted this thread several hours back and still zero MTPO pro tips were posted in the replies nor one single PS2 Shinobi pro tip so far. Call me prejudgmental/prejudice but fuck me man but dare I say maybe MAYBE /vr/ is more casual than I calculated? Where are all the fucking Mike Tyson's Punchout champs and PS2 Shinobi champs lately? jfc
the NGBlack spammer is still sulking over his crumbled oatmeal cookie?Where is he.
>>12121027>(MayorNvm, this is an Auster thread.
>>12123826It's a spectrum
>>12121897This board only became shitpost zoomer humor recently. Before the only schizos around were who talked genuinely and sincerely about Mega Man lore and Zelda timelines ad nauseumZoomers killed this board when 6th Gen was allowed
Nightshade/Kunoichi is harder than Shinobi but it's just because it uses the same engine and is effectively more of the same but with harder missions.
>>12121027>beyond the grave
