>crap cover>cool game
i thought the nes games were crap as well, the sheer amount they released on it alone is proof of how low effort they were.
The game is Japanese. The cover is American. Enough said.
>>12123508>kino cover>garbage gamemany such cases
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>>12123508I feel like he spent the most time on the face, then realized how soon the deadline was, and rushed the rest of it.
>>12123508That's impressively bad. Boomer sci-fi is such a fascinatingly dumb and ugly genre
>>12123508Only pedos think classic MM is s "cool", no Gen x or millennial did we hated cute gay and pedo shit. That's why only Ruby Spears and MMX is praised by any of our Gen other than lib troons
>>12125330when I read posts like this I imagine someone telling me this in real life and I picture myself running as fast as possible in the other direction.
>>12125330It will always be funny to see performative masculinity in response to completely innocuous things. Are you that afraid to be seen enjoying yourself?
>>12125340Walk on home boy>>12125420I don't enjoy gay things like a blue baby in a diaper. Do you watch Rugrats and Boss Baby you freak fuck?
>>12125737Donald Trump
ketchup smellin' ass
>>12125754Hed ban games where a baby is the main character if it were 1985
>>12125420>It will always be funny to see performative masculinity in response to completely innocuous thingsNTA, but it will always be funny to see manchildren in arrested development trying to gaslight others that playing weird cutesy baby shit as a 30 year old man is justified "because you enjoy it". People enjoy crack too. That doesn't make it okay.
To the man signalling his hurt feelings to the world: Feel better soon. Anyways, Bust-a-Move 2.
>>12126403Marketing was definitely smoking crack for this one.
>>12123673nah castlevania 3 and 4 had the opposite problem. especially 3 with trevor and dracula's goofy b movie faces. maybe it was intentional what with the hammer horror monsters but 1 has the same box art so idk.
>>12125340I initially feel bad for people like that, but then my sense of disgust takes over and I just want to pretend that they're at worst just cringe sillyposting
>>12126409>Marketing was definitely smoking crack for this one.Acclaim's marketing couldn't get enough of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAOCnRiyOE
>>12126328Underage or bait.
>>12126328Crack cocaine is addictive on a physical level and can cause numerous health issues; not to mention the legal issues that go with possessing it. Playing "cutesy baby shit" is as benign as playing any other video game.I play what I want. Most of it isn't "cutesy baby shit" but some of it is.
>>12123673>The cover is American.The guy who did the North American box art is Japanese.
>>12126764That's full on psychotic shit
>>12123673Low hanging fruit. Weak bait. I'm a Gaijin even. Capcom is legit. You're late and must be new. I'm pretty sure the entire retro gaming community, especially the ones who grew up with the US MM1 have thought and discussed this. US MM2's cover art sucked. Albeit better than US MM1's. It wasn't until US MM3 did the cover art start getting better. It was never great though. The Japanese region had WAY better cover art. But that's hardly something that would make me >REEEEEEEEEEYou've got be quite the smooth brain to lap up what you're putting down, here.
>>12129482I'm not reading that
>>12123508as a kid, I always judged games by their cover so I don't think I ever bought a game with a bad coverbought a ton of crap games with cool covers, though. that's how they got me
>>12123508Why did they make him obese in SFxT?
>>12130225Based. Neither would I actually. I guess I like creating unintended pasta's.
why did americans shit their pants and have a heart attack at any art that was even 1% Japanese?
>>12123508>The first and second entry use the same art
