I main Johnny Cage because he punches guys in the balls.
this is your chance to punch guys in the balls yourselfinstead of shitposting on /vr/
He will be attending a retro game dealers hall the following weekend after next weekend. Last time the guy who played Kano was there and no one went to his table. It was kind of sad. I will try to make it out there with some cash, so bring your working PVMs.
>>12136115>I main Johnny Cage because he punches guys in the balls.even Sonya's balls?
>>12136216Cunt busting Sonya...The birth of one of my many, many fetishes.
>>12136165You're really gonna diss my boi Richard divizio like that
Is he still pissed at Midway?
For me, it's Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat Trilogy, the rarest MK character of all.
I beat the MK 1 arcade with Johnny. It's the only MK I've ever beaten and I will probably never play it again after that.
>>12136165Shame. You should've given Kano a handjob since you care so much.
>>12136124I wouldn't call this a shitpost. This is a funny take on the infamous Johnny Cage ball shot. For as long as this franchise has been around, It's refreshing Dad jokes are still being written about it. I say any lulz predicated upon the topic of the board are good lulz. OP was not a feg on this day.
>>12136216In Mortal Kombat, there are three states of existence: Balls Intact, Balls Partially Demolished (BPD) and finally Balls Hit so Hard they retreat Back up fighter's Body (BHBB). All that remains for a fighter is dick torn and thrown away fatality.
There are three other MK threads and you had to make another one, faget
>>12137094>There are three other MK threadsNot a problem, they're good threads. Stop seething.
>>12137287Three good threads and you've made a shitty one
>>12136115>quick online match pops>hit them in the nuts>they rq>i re-queue and do it again
I hope I never know what it feels like to be socked in the balls.
>>12137375You sound like you get punched in the balls a lot.
>>12138280This
jerma cage
>>12138472seems legit
>>12136115Pesina is an ugly mutt. Always have been
>>12136985Very based. Even though he didn't have the dick punch, he was very fun and had some broken hitboxes on his moves.
>>12138505I wonder what manner of ugly bastard anon looks like
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>>12138882is that Justin Wong?
>>12136220>many, many fetishesYou nasty!
>>12136115
>>12136115Why does he always make that retarded dork face?
>Play as Jax solely to make racist jokes with my friends>Whole arcade hears us>It's perfectly fineI miss the 90s.
>>12139895AROUND JAXNEVER RELAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80CIWZ9iRRsThread theme
>>12139939Is this where five finger death punch came from?
>>12136985This one always looked the most "cosplay" to me imo.
>>12138278How have you never hurt your balls? I fucking accidentally sit on mine sometimes when they swing the wrong way. Are you a beautiful lady or something?
