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Hypothetically if you must hang out with one of these three groups this weekend, what's your choice and why?
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>>12141880
I hang out with D, actual people and not these AI golem abominations you've posted.
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>>12141880
dylan and trevor. dylan knows how to make slop eats. trevor is going to want to play need for speed all night, but dylan and I are going to outvote him and play halo all night while trevor smokes meth and leaves after getting extremely paranoid. trevor may come back before the sun comes up and kill us, but at least Dylan and I will eat good and play halo all night before that happens. If I chose lucas and gomez they're going to outvote me or stab me and then play fifa while I'm bleeding out on the floor. they won't let me go to the hospital and will toss me a vicks vapor rub to stop the bleeding. If I choose james, jennifer and jamal then jamal is going to fuck james in the butt in the other room, and jennifer won't put out because she has some kind of furry obsession with starfox, so her and I will just play super smash and I'll get bored after the first game then jamal comes back and kills us.
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>>12141880
I'm going with B because hanging out with some Brazilians and playing FIFA sounds legit kino
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>>12141927
I hope the vicks vapor rub is a good enough first aid to save you.
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>>12141880
Latinos have good taste in video games.
That's good to know.
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>>12141880
Why do you care what kind of people play a specific console? You made multiple threads about this dumb shit
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>>12141880
A. Don't let them get alone or near with children. Also are narcissists.

B. Cool and funny bros. Legit friends

C. Will probably offer you some weed, cigarretes. It's best to stay away from them.
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>>12141940
>brown hands typed this post
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>>12141942
>adults who want to partake in video games that are aimed at children is by no means a creepy red flag at all. sure....
>people who follow the thug culture are definitely healthy friends to have.... no red flag here too, sure...
I'm brown, or whatever you want me to be, but at least I'm not stupid.
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>>12141963
>brown people
>not following thug culture
I assure the guys in the middle are double the thugs than the guys on the right
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>>12141963
Lucas and Gomez are actual cartel members
Dylan and Trevor just smoke weed
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>>12141880
>Jennifer
You forgot to change her to 300 pounds
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>>12141880
Dylan and Trevor because being around a cuck polycule would make me want to murder all of them, even though GCN was a great console.

Budokai with Lucas and Gomez would be sweet but I don't care much for soccer. Would still be a good time. Just not as fun as racing and shooting games.
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>>12141880
Group C
A looks insufferable even if Smash and MK can be a good laff.
B I'm not nearly hispanic enough to meld with. Budokai would be fun but I can't even remotely into FIFA.
C are the ones I could bullshit past my autism with best since my /o/tism can be a bit of a cheat code when it comes to normalfag smalltalk. Also Halo multiplayer is great and racing games are rarely a bad time.
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>>12141880
If I pick A, will I have to sit with James while we watch Jennifer getting plowed by Jamal so James can play Nintendo while raising Jamal's sons?
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>>12141880
A:
I'd drop Dontankius off in the 'hood, then drop James off at the heckin brick walled arcade with the overpriced beers, then take Jennifer home and fuck her in between gaming sessions.
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>ppl picking A thinking they'll fuck the girl
You're actually James.
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>>12142771
I'd had sex while playing NES before.
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>>12141880
>>12142771
A is still the best.
You're actually gonna play melee and smash with James and Jamal fuck somewhere else, which is a good thing because the women and nog would just make the experience worse, and it's better than playing anime slop and fucking fifa with the spics or normie games with the fat guy and roid guy that will sperg out if he loses.
James is probably the best game buddy on that pic even if he is a cuck.
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>>12143138
*Jessica and Jamal go fuck somewhere else
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>>12141880
A has the best games suitable for 4 players. Halo is nice and all but 3 player halo is a bit less nice.
DBZ would probably be fun with the middle guys but fuck taking turns to play.
None of these people look like people Id normally hang out with so I don't really care which actual people I get, just the best gaming experience
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can't wait til we get a new janitor that actually gives a rat's ass about only retro game threads existing on the retro gaming board
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>>12141880
C. No women.
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>>12141880
>>12141925
What this guy said.
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what do dreamcast enjoyers look like?
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>>12143209
Let's be honest, no one was playing the dreamcast by the time the Xbox got released
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>>12143209
mdma popping ravers
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going to smoke a blunt with jamal and play some mario kart. later on we'll double team jennifer after james has an asthma attack from the smoke and goes home
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>>12142775
story pl0x
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>>12141880
There is nothing wrong in playing sports games.
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>>12141880
Will C offer me their blue meth free of charge?
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>>12141880
Nah you clearly weren't there. Spics loved the gamecube, and while blacks did own them most were on the ps2 only for madden and gta.
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>>12141880
Group C because they look like my extended friend group from college anyway
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>>12141880
I don't want to hang out with hipster redditors, troons or pedos so A is out. Both B and C would be bros and would hang out together anyway. The PS2 was the most popular console in caucasian Europe. So you need to add pictures of klaus and pierre and william, especially since Lucas could barely afford flip flops let alone a PS2
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>>12141880
James and Jamal can fuck off playing merio kart.
HELLO THER JENNIFER, mind if i take a quick look at your ORANGE nintendo BEAVER?
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>>12141880
Can I bring a game, if I own one for one of those systems? If yes, bring Tekken to group B, if no, group C.
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>>12145296
You're gonna get cucked harder than James...
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>>12141880
I've never seen a nig with a Gamecube. It was a console for WASP nerds, just like the dreamcast
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>>12141880
Ps2 was the original black people console. Jamal being under GameCube makes no sense.
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>xbox version of Hot Pursuit II
I'd go with them if it was Burnout or some other NFS
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>>12141880
C and it's not close.
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>>12147352
Wooosh
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>>12141880
Only C aren't social outcasts
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>>12148109
>lardo mcfat Dylan not social outcast
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>>12141880
IRL I hung out with Dyln and Trevor, occasionally Jamal. I wanted to hang out with Jennifer, but Jennifers don’t really play Gamecube. We don’t have Lucas or Gomez where I’m from. Everyone hates James.
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>>12141968
spics arguing over who's more thug is peak irony
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>>12141880
>Group A
At least one person here is a sex offender.
>Group B
If you hang out with them, you will be murdered and your personal effects/organs looted.
>Group C
Chill dudes who wanna shoot aliens, but don't try to have any complicated conversations with them. Keep it simple and they'll invite you to get high.
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>>12141880
B and C would hang out together, game and party until dawn. A would attract pedo hunters and suicide bombers.
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>>12147352
>Ps2 was the original black people console.
Outsold everything else in Europe and Japan.
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>>12149359
They forgot or deny the fact that the Xbox and Gamecube only sold well in the amerimutt land, aka the US.
Being the cheapest console of its generation, the Gamecube likely made its way into the homes of many ghetto children.
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>>12149482
Look, no one in their right mind is going to voluntarily hang out with tendies, the smell, the pedophillia, the cross dressing and the degree of medication is going to make chrischan look tame and sane.
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>>12141880
What are the Dreamcast players like?
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>>12141940
>Will probably offer you some weed, cigarretes.
>It's best to stay away from them.
You couldn't make it sound less gay
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>>12149491
middle aged video game collectors that look like james may
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHPduyXoXKM
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>>12149491
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>>12149502
Tendies: Ritalin, Adderall, Meth, fenatyl, estrogen, nutmeg and banana skin.
PS2: Weed, coke, vokda, red bull, amphetamine
XBox: kegs, mdna, alcho pops, rum, black coffee
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>>12149502
>drugs are actually le good!
Grow up
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tendies: organic vegan stew with date rape juice and a lentil sauce
ps2: kebabs, vindaloo, saurkraut, sauteed onions and sushi delivered
xbox: propane bbq burgers and fries and grilled ribs
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>>12141880
A. James and I are going to double team Jamal while Jennifer watches from the cuckquean chair.
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>>12149525
Time to go to bed grandpa
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>>12141880
I want to be alone.
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>>12141880
hangout over discord and netplay pc master race
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>>12141923
FPBP, everyone who's seriously engaging with OP's mindrot is a faggot.
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>>12143209
They're usually with the GameCube people at raves. The kinds of raves I attend have a GameCube.
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>>12141880
where all these halo fans came from if not from the original xbox???
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>>12149491
too broke for xbox
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>>12149972
those are reformed cubies who switched to 360 after the cube left them disappointed with its shitty games, shitty controller, and no online



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