I'm really excited to play my retro library on Gabecube. I'm going to play FF7 first and then RCT2.This is the only 'cube worth talking about here. All other cube shaped consoles are dog shit and should be left to the dustbins of history.
To stop a Gabecube, take control and press the Gabecube,
>>12171768how did you lift it the gabecube weighs over 220lb?
>>12171783In addition
I'm looking forward to some open xcom, emulating 4 player games like Mario Kart, and revisiting Morrowind.
You can get an HDMI adapter and play on your CRT.
If the made the power supply external they might be able to fit it in one of those repro gamecube cases
>>12171768will it have smellovision, will I be able to smell gabes meaty aroma while I play galaxians for a fee?
>>12171809He stopped being fat, actually.
Depending on the shoulder buttons it should be able to do PS1/2, Xbox and Dreamcast.
Come here baby... *smooches you on your booper* <3
>>12171768>>12171912The faggotry for Gabe is disturbing.
>>12171768I got banned for advertising once because I made a joke here about Gabe selling something, something that didn't even exist.
>>12171906>He stopped being fat, actually.they sucked it out and used it to gease the smellovision modules heat sink
>>12171768I'm getting the steam frame to play old non vr games on it, idk why I just love the idea.
>Retro gaming means platforms launched in 2001 and earlier,
>GameCube's legacy is imprinting its design on the Xbox Series X and Steam MachineBased. All I need is the ability to emulate Smash on all of them.
Tendies absolutely malding. What's the matter unc? Your bathtub estrogen got swapped for HRT?
>>12172330Good thing PC gaming has been around since the 70s! Do you want to talk about Chinese android handheld instead? Go to /hhg/
>>12172452what the fuck are you on about retard
>>12172069Keep coping schizo.
>>12171768Based GabeN bringing dignity to cube shaped consoles>>12171972Tranny janny 41%ed xerselfYour safe now brother
>>12171768>2026 hardwarenot retro. fuck off retard
>>12172379if it's anything like steam deck, you probably can since it's apparently 6x more powerful
>>12173269It's a PC actually.
>>12173269Someone better ban the handheld general then, tendie.
>>12172984>GabeNWhat does N stand for?
>>12173564Newell
>>12173097Nice
>>12172558Stay malding tranny
>>12171912oh my, i've never had someone smooch my pooper before
>>12173269Your graphics card is not retro, too. Emulation discussion should be banned then?>Inb4 I'm playing on original hardware exclusively Fuck you
>>12171768Batocera image on day one, calling it now.
get one of these and emulate Prime and Melee
But it is powerful enough to run Saturn games at fullspeed with CRT-Royale-ntsc-svideo?
>>12175474only one way to find out
>>12171768>>12172379they know their target audience well
>>12171768>Gabecube>discs look like cookies
>>12175680
>>12175509Jim Sterling on the left?
This is going to rock with an HDMI to RCA adapter. My Raspberry Pi is going to be retired.
>>12173564Nigger
you can tell the board is seriously dead when the posts advocating for the abolition of rules outnumber the people defending them. This board is actually approaching deletion territory, its a failed state at this point.
>>12178335This thread is about PC gaming, if /hhg/ is allowed so is this.
real tawk.im annoyed the two memory configs they offer are going to be 500GB and 2TB.one is completely abysmal with a OS being installed on top of that and the other is inbetween being to little and to much depending on usecase as a emulation box.i also have a feeling it'll also be priced way to much for what it is hardware wise.
>>12178335It really isn’t that serious, you’re crashing out because tranny janny is gone and you’re a butthurt cubie
>>12178335Gabecube won.
>>12178849The SD slot is as fast as the SSD. Benchmarks on the Deck prove it. Just get the lowest memory config and buy cheap external storage for your game installs. You can even switch your library between the Deck/Machine/Frame on the fly.
>>12172452>your estrogen got swapped for estrogen?please play video games and maybe grow a brain, then come back here and talk about the things you enjoy or find interesting about retro games
>>12178849>memory configs>talks about storage
>>12171912How often do you think he gets his deck sucked?
>>12184045Since Trump got back into office a lot less.
>>12183992What SD card has the same speed as a decent NVME SSD?
>>12184253>What SD card has the same speed as a decent NVME SSD?NoneAnon is probably comparing an SD card to the base model's eMMC storage
>>12171768I'm looking forward to that hardware as well for older games. While the all poverty AMD solution is a bit disappointing, as nVidia may be more efficient, the shape is due to the innards being almost all heatsink does make it cool in all ways. I'm hoping for a lot of Doordash/Uber Eats orders to fulfill this coming holiday season so I can earn enough to get it.
>>12175509I'd probably be surprised if I hadn't encountered hl2, tf2 and portal 2 fans before. valve sequels attract quirky chungus pinkpilled gentiles for some reason.
>>12184386>for some reason.How is that surprising?Steam is the poster child for "You'll own nothing and be happy".
>>12184280>owns everything on earth>has to fucking doordash to afford a steam machinegive up the LARP marblefag
>>12184391>unrelated bot responsesad
>>12184409>it's not even real marble
>>12184253>implying anyone will manually upgrade their ssd>implying the difference is even noticeable in-game
>>12171768Is this a subtle advertisement?
>>12186721No, I'm genuinely excited to replace my RPI3 with an all in one emulator console.
>>12184409He's a self-admitted pedophile.
>>12184035Gabecube makes trannies seethe and mald.
>>12178849SteamOS is 10GB on disk. This isn't a windows computer we're talking about.
Specs:>CPU: Semi-custom AMD Zen 4 6C / 12T, up to 4.8 GHz, 30W TDP>GPU: Semi-Custom AMD RDNA3 28CU, 8GB GDDR6 VRAM, 2.45GHz max sustained clock, 110W TDPThis thing is going to be great hooked up to an RCA adapter for emulation. How is N64 emulation on linux?
>>12187097>How is N64 emulation on linux?Not sure what you mean, Linux has the exact same emulators as Windows, at least when it comes to modern emulators
>>12171768this ethers the trannymega
>>12184280Those Alienware computers were half-decent Batocera boxes. The 1st gen one struggled once you got to PS2/GC but even with them ran most games at fullspeed. Not bad for a mini from 2015.
>>12184409Given the cost of a college education, I had to pass given my financial situation and average intelligence, I understand fully well my earnings is restricted. Still, the cost of living with pressures due to inflation, tariffs, enshitification, etc. apply even to those even better off than I. Still, the price of the upcoming Steam Machine may not be affordable.>>12187356I did dedicate it to MAME and DOSbox ECE. The thin clients are underpowered, but for under $100USD, it is all that is affordable. Plenty of great games of the past can still be enjoyed.
>>12187418You aren't fooling anyone with that ChatGPT response
>>12187097It should run retroarch just fine.
>>12187418Why would you need a GPU in a router?
>>12173558good? stupid normgroid faggot, ban the DOOM general while you;re at it. full of troons
>>12188323Doom is at least a retro game, android wasn't even an os during the 6th gen.
Can it play Crysis?
