Design so ahead of time that it is still being copied decades later.
>>12210142>Nintendo invented cubes
>>12210142GameCube is not even a cube, check its measurements.
>>12210142It was a terrible machine, went on fire in Europe, failed to compete but that's nothing compared to the fact it is the only cursed console in gaming history that both emits evil and draws evil to it. Gadaffi had one, Putin had one, Assad had one, Michael Jackson had one, OJ Simpson had one, Kim Jong had one, Jeff Beezos had one, Mark Zukerberg had one, Joseph Kabila had one, Saddam Hussain had one, Osama Bin Laiden had one, chilfren go missing in neighbourhods that have one, murders happen, suicides......there was a concenrration of them in new orleands just before katrina and there were several in the twin towers powered on just before the planes hit. They have been found on childrens graves, in abortion clinics and at the scenes of ritual killings, in the homes of cannibals and serial murder-rapists. They have been known to move about homes with no one touching them and if you put your head next to one you can hear the sounds of screming and will have nightmares that night.
>>12210142It was made with evil injected into the plastic be careful OP
i dont see any console with a purse handle on it, op
>>12210154fpbpnintendo pioneered everything including shitcubes
I wish there was a nintentroon containment board for all you mentally ill cultists
>>12210251only for poorfags without GBA player units
Praise the gamecube! The gamecube is the light, nintendo the creator, and Mario was the messenger to sell it.
>>12210142They didn't even come up with it.
>>12213191apple is shit but they should be praised for pushing hardware manufacturing standards forward
>>12210142>simple design>sleek interface>easily transportable>non-gimmick, versatile controllerWait.. why do we hate the Gamecube again?
Gamecube was such a hit Capcom had to port the only good third party game it had to the chadstation double going against the game director wishes jej
>>12210265Nothing you posted was a lie until you posted about them moving on their own, that was an old urban legend.
>>12210142>ahead of timeyes, the cancer minimalistic distopia by the low IQ degenerates
>>12214827dystopia
>>12214929Truer words have never been typed on this board
>>12214809>until you posted about them moving on their own, that was an old urban legend.What about that one that was found in that junkies sewer lair in vegas with the two dead kids that was found sitting on the flood of the evidence lockers and kept moving shelves?
>>12214827Whatchu gon do, bitch boy? keep seethe
>>12214809Assad and Michael Jackson defnitely had one. Jacksons maid found chilrens underwear stained with semen under the controller and there is a picture of Asssd home by looters and there is a gamecube there.
>>12215108>picture of Asssd home by looters and there is a gamecube there.Even the looters would not take something so evil and cursed. You just know he was a Zelda fan.
Reminder that the shitcube lost to the XBAWKS jfc what a humiliation
>>12210154I don’t think Nintendo made the GC though. There’s no way they of all companies would make such a faggy, nogames, homogenised, brainwashing, featureless purple box.It’s more likely the gaycube was designed with insidious intentions in a lab in Tel Aviv by Zionist propagandists. They then used their connections to ZOG sometime before 2001 to strong-arm Nintendo into replacing their actual sixth gen console with the nogame sodomitecube that also just so happens to turn White men into trannies. This could also explain why we got t(r)oon Link and Shit waker instead of what was shown off at SpaceWorld 2000. That was too cool for the kikes that actually made the shitcube, so they forced Nintendo to scrap it and gave them their homosexual lab grown unfinished CELda to rush out instead. And of course all the little cubie troons who were brainwashed into chopping their cocks off by Shit Waker also like TTYD which has the first tranny character in any game ever.
>>12217023well said.
>>12214605because brazilians and welfare recipients couldnt pirate the games growing up.
>>12214827the modern library looks beautiful and unique whomstever?
>>12214605>killed rare>killed starfox>ruined zelda until botw saved the series>f-zero gx was too good for its own good and so nintendo is scared to make a new one>retarded controller lacking a start button, lacking a second z-button, and has the worst d-pad ever made>cubies are the retards behind the “mario mandate” meme>shittiest 3d mario>literal who mario that’s mogged in relevance by both mk64 and mkwii>worst 2D zelda (fsa)>worst backwards compatibility of any nintendo console (no n64 games, have to rebuy re2 and oot, gameboy player is a laggy piece of shit that loses all portability)>component output cables rare as fuck because it was only sold online and then they ripped the port out from later shitcube revisions anyway>retarded disc format so fuck all third party support>ttyd has the first tranny character of any game>only good new IP is pikmin, batallion wars and chibirobo suck shitand then you have cubies like the transexual 2 posts above typing schizophrenic fan fiction about huezillians and the nintendo ds because xhe can’t actually defend the shitcube on its own merits. i struggle to find anything appealing about the groidcube.
>>12217054>>killed rareRare was already flailing at the end of the N64>>killed starfoxIt didn't though, DS did>>ruined zelda until botw saved the seriesit didn't, that was the Wii>>f-zero gx was too good for its own good and so nintendo is scared to make a new oneF-Zero GX was not the last F-Zero game. Also they didn't make a new one because it was never a confirmed million seller>>retarded controller lacking a start buttonHuh? It does have a start button>lacking a second z-buttonvalid>and has the worst d-pad ever madevalid>>cubies are the retards behind the “mario mandate” memeThis started with 3DS after the release of Sticker Star, they were right by the way, it's obvious the New Super Mario Bros series changed how Nintendo branded the series>>shittiest 3d mariovalid but it's still fun. Also Mario controls better than he does in Galaxy (sans long jump)>>literal who mario that’s mogged in relevance by both mk64 and mkwiiI don't understand what this is saying>>worst 2D zelda (fsa)You clearly never played it with a group of 4 people. Also it mogs Tri-Force Heroes easily.>>worst backwards compatibility of any nintendo console (no n64 games, have to rebuy re2 and oot, gameboy player is a laggy piece of shit that loses all portability)valid, though OoT came bundled if you preordered Wind Waker>>component output cables rare as fuck because it was only sold online and then they ripped the port out from later shitcube revisions anywayI'll take your word for it since I only ever had the original gamecubes I think>>ttyd has the first tranny character of any gameFirst of all, Birdo was a tranny before Vivian. Secondly, Vivian was not a tranny in the original japanese, it's why in the Japanese Switch version they had to add blatant tranny text and completely rewrite all of her bios to compensate for this>>only good new IP is pikmin, batallion wars and chibirobo suck shitdidn't touch these so whatever
